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I've heard that fat people are awesome in bed because they dont know when they might get it again so they always perform their best:ph34r:

Anybody care to validate this myth?B|
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That's like saying older women make better lovers because, they're more 'appreciative.':S Everyone needs love... it's all good!:D


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How fat we talkin??? cause... there's fat (thick and big and the volup one... don't know howto spell it) and then there's FAT (OH MY GOD, Don't Look!).. The one's who can walk with no problem.... thats the good fat. and I say the sex is GOOOOODDDD!!!

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now now...if you were even close to being a moocow then you could be mad at me...but since you arent even close you have to be nice to me;)

I be heading down to fl this weekend:P past couple of weekends i've been wingsuiting it at WP. Next weekend i'll be at orange because that one buddy of mine that was out that one weekend is starting aff back up again....you gonna be there next weekend?

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I've heard that fat people are awesome in bed because they dont know when they might get it again so they always perform their best:ph34r:

Anybody care to validate this myth?B|



I don't know about that but you could have a killer pillow to sleep on when you are done.:D I guess if you see a chick jumping a tandem rig solo then you might want try her out to see if it's true.
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:| nope. i'll be in florida at the tunnel all weekend next weekend. BUT the weekend after THAT, Dave Brown will be out (so rumor has it). i best see you there. and you know......... we have cool ws peeps too. there have been ws-ers out every weekend since i've been there. so don't give me that excuse crap. faker. :|

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Always marry an Ugly Girl
Thats the only Kind.
She will never ever leave you
and if she ever does
You wont mind.

My brother married an Ugly Girl
Though he had it made
But every time she got undressed
The neighbors pulled down the shade.

Now we make love to ugly girls
Cause they dont want to quit
cause they keep on thinkin
its the last they will ever get!!

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I've heard that fat people are awesome in bed because they dont know when they might get it again so they always perform their best:ph34r:

Anybody care to validate this myth?B|



Fat chicks are cool.

Just roll 'em in flour to find find the wet spot, slap 'em, and ride the wave in.

Just put a lock on the fridge first before they come round.

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My ex is 330+ lbs.

Trust me when I say that there are [B]MANY[/B] position limitations to having sex with this weight/size. Plus, unless they have strong arms, they are lazy and tend to want to "lay" on you while they "do it." Not good if you are only 150 lbs.

Funny thing is...as big and not necessarily good looking as he is, he has ALWAYS found someone else to screw. On line, he could charm the skin off of a snake.

And then when he got these women, he must've been VERY good, because he could never get rid of them. They were all madly in love with him and chased him non-stop.

Why do you think he's my ex? :S
Nina

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gravityizsexy made the best point. What about women who are a bit plump, but it is distributed in all the right places, and they're pretty??B| A woman doesn't have to be skinny like Courtney Cox to be hot.


Then there is of course, the moped joke.....;):D

...o crap someone beat me to it.:D
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Define fat. Fat as in overall a fat person, or some one with a beer belly



Fat definition...Visible rolls made up of gobs of flesh, inability to see certain body parts, profuse sweat constantly beading on the forehead, lack of ankles and or the meshing together of body parts, cottage cheese buildup in certain areas, constant heavy breathing, not being able to push one button at a time on a touch tone phone...and so on and so on....

not to be confused with PHAT;)

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I heard that Fat chix give amazing BJ's...because they have to. That's what they got to offer!



It has nothing to do with fat, It has to do with divorced chicks with kids (AKA Born Again Cock Suckers).

They meet a guy with a good job that likes their kids, a blow job, and a good one, is imminent.

Really.

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gravityizsexy made the best point. What about women who are a bit plump, but it is distributed in all the right places, and they're pretty



Believe it or not, by today's standards, Marilyn Monroe could be considered plump, or nearly fat. She was a size 16, I believe...
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Big chicks need love too.
As far as performance= awesome. Veluptuous in Latin means Pleasure/pleasuring.
Nice round buns give getter angle.
The girls are more able to stay wet and usually have big chests.
I dated an underwear model that was skinny and was shortly turned me off. Girls shouldn't be shaped like boys.
Women with curves are just 100% BBW's!
(Big Beautiful Women):)p.s.
I wrote an article that was published in MODE Magazine about this subject;)
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