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gravityizsexy made the best point. What about women who are a bit plump, but it is distributed in all the right places, and they're pretty



Believe it or not, by today's standards, Marilyn Monroe could be considered plump, or nearly fat. She was a size 16, I believe...



No she wouldn't... but she wasn't skinny either, I'd do her...

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>Fat definition...Visible rolls made up of gobs of flesh, inability to see certain body parts, profuse sweat constantly beading on the forehead, lack of ankles and or the meshing together of body parts, cottage cheese buildup in certain areas, constant heavy breathing, not being able to push one button at a time on a touch tone phone...and so on and so on....<



Ok I get the picture, I got a bit of a beer belly (a happy curve) but I can still see The important part.


An if any one considerd M.Monroe fat, then I like fat women

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Marilyn Monroe could be considered plump, or nearly fat. She was a size 16, I believe..



Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 in the same world where I'm an extra large.

Of course, when I'm in Brazil, I AM an extra large...

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I must be Sir Mixalot's long, lost, white brotherB|



I like big butts and I cannot lie,
you other brothers can´t deny,
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face
you get sprung....

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What I like from the poll, it's that the guys that have not tried it yet do not know what they are missing !B|;)
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Marilyn Monroe could be considered plump, or nearly fat. She was a size 16, I believe..



Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 in the same world where I'm an extra large.

Of course, when I'm in Brazil, I AM an extra large...

Wendy W.



:o That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!:o
I don't know what that "same world, brazil, extra large stuff" is about, I know thats not fat... that is definitly NOT fat.... not skinny either, but that's pretty much how I like my women.. then there are ladies who do the skinny thing and do a damn good job at it... those same women couldn't pull off "size 16"... but at the same time... I wouldn't have it any other way, Generally because I think all women look damn fine, unless their straight up butt-ass ugly, in which case it wouldn't really matter whether they were fat or not.

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ewwww..... and how can a fat person be awesome in the sack...i mean in my opinion, if you rarely get it, then your not gonna have much practice, which in turn equals you dont really know what you are doing?!?!?!



Are you telling me we have to stay current sexually too! (sheesh, walking away scratching head)

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ewwww..... and how can a fat person be awesome in the sack...i mean in my opinion, if you rarely get it, then your not gonna have much practice, which in turn equals you dont really know what you are doing?!?!?!



Are you telling me we have to stay current sexually too! (sheesh, walking away scratching head)



Damn I might give it a break for a while just so I can come back and do a coach jump, then...>:(:D
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Are you telling me we have to stay current sexually too! (sheesh, walking away scratching head)

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Damn I might give it a break for a while just so I can come back and do a coach jump, then...

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Yeah, but your recurrency hump is just practice pulls... :D
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I heard that Fat chix give amazing BJ's...because they have to. That's what they got to offer!



It has nothing to do with fat, It has to do with divorced chicks with kids (AKA Born Again Cock Suckers).

They meet a guy with a good job that likes their kids, a blow job, and a good one, is imminent.

Really.



right up until the wedding....:D
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Are you telling me we have to stay current sexually too! (sheesh, walking away scratching head)

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Damn I might give it a break for a while just so I can come back and do a coach jump, then...

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Yeah, but your recurrency hump is just practice pulls... :D



DAMMIT!!! >:( Well then, if it is just practice pulls, perhaps it would be better to just go for a tandem anyhow. -I might not get to 'pull' for real, but I bet I get a good dock out of it...:o:o:o:D
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Dude, did you read the article on snopes??

Anyway, here is where they give M. Monroe's measurements, & as you can see, she was definitely not fat:

Height: 5 feet, 5½ inches
Weight: 118-140 pounds
Bust: 35-37 inches
Waist: 22-23 inches
Hips: 35-36 inches
Bra size: 36D


That ain't fat by any reasonable standards. Probably not size 16 either, but I'm no expert.
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I heard that Fat chix give amazing BJ's...because they have to. That's what they got to offer!



Okay, I don't know the reason, but yeah, the best blowjob(s) I've ever had so far came from a big chick. She's pretty, but heavier than I like, so we didn't end up dating. I'm still good friends with her, by the way. Sweet girl. A little psycho, but sweet.

God, I just realized this makes me sound like a DOG. I'm currently happily involved, so no, I'm not a dog. And I accept body imperfections just fine -- although my girlfriend is short on body imperfections! :P

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This is a horrible, humiliating, and demoralizing post. Any and all people who posted or voted here should be ashamed of yourselves.

But.........based on the polls results I am courious to try it...

:$B|
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I must be Sir Mixalot's long, lost, white brotherB|



I like big butts and I cannot lie,
you other brothers can´t deny,
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face
you get sprung....



Yeah, but ya know that if she has a itty bitty waist she cannot be referred to as "fat" ... since thats where the gauge is for fat.... so just because baby got back... don't mean baby is fat.. ;) ... by the way, I got back! :):D
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Won't you take me to

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Funky town

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Won't you take me to

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Funky Town

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ewwww..... and how can a fat person be awesome in the sack...i mean in my opinion, if you rarely get it, then your not gonna have much practice, which in turn equals you dont really know what you are doing?!?!?!



Are you telling me we have to stay current sexually too! (sheesh, walking away scratching head)



So instead of hop-n-pops we should be doing jump-n-humps? :P
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