Deuce 1 #76 May 18, 2005 That's not what you were saying on bath night.Being the parent of well-disciplined children I probably agree with you more emphatically than the single people. That, and I pay for public school and send them to parochial school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joellercoaster 6 #77 May 19, 2005 Quotedouchenozzle? Douchenozzle is the new asshat.-- "I'll tell you how all skydivers are judged, . They are judged by the laws of physics." - kkeenan "You jump out, pull the string and either live or die. What's there to be good at? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #78 May 19, 2005 QuoteSure I'll take some candy just so long as I can smash it in your face and retrieve it from your crusty rectum. What?!!Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airman1270 0 #79 May 19, 2005 Good post, sort of... If my kids acted the way you describe, I'd be pretty annoyed too. One of the better things about having kids later in life is that you can deal with all of the unfortunate stuff without taking it personally. They're having a bad day? Tough. I said you can't have candy right now. Cry if you must, but do so quietly while we pass through the checkout line. Meanwhile, they get hugged and loved regardless of their attitude on any given day. Funny thing, my kids have rarely ever exhibited "tantrums" except in their earliest years when such things are expected. No big deal. They learned it didn't work and moved on. Discipline? Yup. An occasional spank on the ass, even as many as two in certain situations. The result? Fairly good, well-behaved kids who don't get spanked very often. It could get boring being told how quiet and respectful they are in restaurants, except we don't go very often because I waste what little extra money we have on skydiving (Wife's perspective.) Perhaps you've seen them at the DZ. They're the ones who are not running around yelling, screaming, tripping over your lines or spilling juice on the packing mat. I hope you like them, but I'm glad you barely notice them. And no, I don't carry pictures of them because I never presumed you wanted to see them in the first place. Thanks for venting. Cheers, Jon S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #80 May 19, 2005 i sense an urge of pent up rage..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wonderhog 0 #81 May 27, 2005 geez, what is YOUR real problem? I hope only for your children's sake that your are unable to produce any children at all. And to think that you are actually some poor mother's bitter, angry child.Laurel Nichols _______________________________________ If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.-Anon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #82 May 27, 2005 Humor does seem lost on some...... Just because someone does not find anothers attempt at humor funny.......does not mean that others do not....and it certainly does not mean that the attempt was to be taken seriously.... And I would tend to agree.....his offspring would be a plague on society I do not know gjhdiver....but know from reading his posts.........that he knows my last statement is meant to be funny........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #83 May 27, 2005 MY kid today, while floating in his grandfather's swimming pool on a raft, says (out of the blue) "www dot richkids dot com" LOL!!! Cracked me up! I think he likes the lifestyle.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #84 May 27, 2005 Quotegeez, what is YOUR real problem? I hope only for your children's sake that your are unable to produce any children at all. And to think that you are actually some poor mother's bitter, angry child. Have pity on poor Gareth. I hear he's English.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #85 May 27, 2005 I think its pure fucking poetry. I really can't believe parents will put their little girls in a skirt to sell girl scout cookies. Altho I do admire the motherfucker that came up with THAT marketing idea. Pure fucking jeenyus.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #86 May 27, 2005 HOLY SHIT where have you BEEN, spiral?!?!?! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #87 May 27, 2005 Well between losing my job, finding a new one, losing my girlfriend, looking for a new one, moving, video games, porn and heavy drinking....i been kinda busy :P Nice to know I've made enuff of an impression on at least one person that they actually remember me. :D you made my day acme.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #88 May 27, 2005 QuoteWell between losing my job, finding a new one, losing my girlfriend, looking for a new one, moving, video games, porn and heavy drinking....i been kinda busy :P Nice to know I've made enuff of an impression on at least one person that they actually remember me. :D you made my day acme. Ahhh...who could ever forget spiral in the Pub?!? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
