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GQ_jumper

my breakaway pants had their last hoo-rah!!!

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So i wake up this morning(still drunk) to find that my breakaway pants which i love more than anything else in this world, have been ripped. a huge hole right in the crotch, apparenetly while i was pulling them off in my usual manner last night they just quit on me. Needless to say i was heart broken, so this is my fairwell to my favorite pants. They have survived two combat tours in Iraq, more drunken houseparties than i care to remember, and even came on about 10 skydives with me, and even though they ripped off every time on exit i still never lost them.

I'm at a loss for words right now, all I have to remember them by is the video I got last night of me welcoming one of the new guys to the team by taking off the pants to reveal my favorite thong and trying to hug him.

I'll miss you party pants[:/]

the party pants led to such clasic pics as this one posted below!!
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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just buy some new pants and please put them on as soon as possible.
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you don't understand, i had a special bond with those pants, and so did most of the single women in colorado springs:P

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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This is NO DOUBT a violation of the "Don't Tell" part!
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hey i was in college and wanted to try new things, that was a long time ago drop it already!!:P

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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This is NO DOUBT a violation of the "Don't Tell" part!

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hey i was in college and wanted to try new things, that was a long time ago drop it already!!:P

Us drop it???? That's rich for someone who keeps posting up his thongy boy booty for all of us to endure!! :D:P
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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endure??? what are you talking about you should feel honored!! its a great ass!!

wait you said keeps posting, did i post that pic again and was too drunk to remember?
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

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