RoysPlayThing 0 #26 May 19, 2005 Divorcing my ex-husband.. Q- Suppose that we still lived in an age when kings and queens ruled the lands. Would you rather be the monarch or his number one advisor?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #27 May 19, 2005 #1 advisor. Many monarchs had a bad habit of being prematurely deposed by any number of dastardly plots... Superman or Batman? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #28 May 19, 2005 Superman Q- How do you release frustration?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #29 May 19, 2005 QuoteQ- How do you release frustration? Shower!!!! If you had to choose one person to sleep with your mate (pick whatever reason - fertility, kidnapping, ect), would it be a stranger or your best friend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bdog 0 #30 May 19, 2005 best friend. i wouldn't have to worry about a ling term problem. Q. why do they call it a double U (W) when it is actually a double V?_________________________________________ ---Future Darwin Award recipient- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #31 May 19, 2005 Looks like that question stumped people... How about sometimes it is a double U because I write mine with a curve like a U instead of a point like a V .... This one will stump many..... Q- What is the meaning of marriage?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #32 May 19, 2005 QuoteQ- What is the meaning of marriage? mar·riage n. 1 a - The legal union of a man and woman as husband and wife. b - The state of being married; wedlock. c - A common-law marriage. d - A union between two persons having the customary but usually not the legal force of marriage: a same-sex marriage. 2 - A wedding. 3 - A close union: “the most successful marriage of beauty and blood in mainstream comics” (Lloyd Rose). 4 - Games. The combination of the king and queen of the same suit, as in pinochle. Q: How many fingers am I holding up? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #33 May 19, 2005 you weren't supposed to cut and paste from a dictionary ... You are holding up one... it is the middle one. How many fingers am I holding up in reply? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
derivative 0 #34 May 20, 2005 Hey, this thread looks like fun! A: My decision to finish my bachelor's degree (Dec. 2004) Best decision I've made to date, and it opened my eyes to some ideas that changed what I want in a career. Q: If you had irrefutable evidence of the existence/non-existence of God, would you publish it and why? ...the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible. - T.E. Lawrence Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bodyflight.Net 0 #35 May 20, 2005 QuoteQ: If you had irrefutable evidence of the existence/non-existence of God, would you publish it and why? OF COURSE! The TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE! Q: If there WAS irrefutable evidence that God DIDN'T exist.. would people still believe??? Pink Suits, Blue Skies & Fast Air, Dawn Suiter PMTS #3 You could be Next! Join @ A.A.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #36 May 20, 2005 A: Yes. Q: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #37 May 20, 2005 QuoteQ: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Belize. Why does there have to be a "meaning of life"? Is this technically a eccentric question?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #38 May 20, 2005 So people who can think while drunk can get a degree. Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #39 May 20, 2005 QuoteSo people who can think while drunk can get a degree. Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? I'd shoot all the lazy cunts who sit on their ass all day and tell us to mind the gap. Q: If you were in the himalayas, and a shirpa asked you if you were fagged out in a british accent, what would you answer? |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #40 May 20, 2005 Quoteyou weren't supposed to cut and paste from a dictionary ... Awww...go easy on Dave. I read your very same questions HERE, so it seems that you are also quite familiar with cut and paste. They are quite interesting questions, though, with interesting answers, as well. I really like reading this thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #41 May 20, 2005 Quote[reply Q: If you were in the himalayas, and a shirpa asked you if you were fagged out in a british accent, what would you answer? That would depend on wether or not I was actually tired, if I was tired (faggedout) then the sanswer would be yup, let's do tea Q?How do I convince my wife to sell up everything and come travelling around the world until we either run outa money or dieYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites feuergnom 28 #42 May 20, 2005 QuoteQ?How do I convince my wife to sell up everything and come travelling around the world until we either run outa money or die proceed as follows: take her out for dinner (a really nice one), go dancing afterwards (preferably some very romantic stuff), upon returning engage in some fantastic sex. ask her "will you sell up everything and come travelling around the world until we either run outa money or die " one second before she has her orgasm - when she's screaming YES you've got your answer Q: how can i avoid being flamed for that stupid plot?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #43 May 20, 2005 It doesn't matter where you can find the questions to ask, there are lots of cool question ideas out there... .. It's the ANSWERS we want to come from inside.. ummmm....Duh! I wasn't being hard on him either... I thought it was quite funny. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Salsa_John 0 #44 May 20, 2005 Buy beer for the DZ.com posters... What is the dorkiest thing you've ever done? "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #45 May 20, 2005 Posted stupid threads at dropzone.com Q- Why am I laughing my ass off right now? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #46 May 20, 2005 A: Cuz it was funny! Q: Who's posted the worst pictures in the Bonfire? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #47 May 20, 2005 me... Q- Money or Fame?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Judit 0 #48 May 20, 2005 Money and fame but I'd give up both just to be HAPPY. Q - What would you do if you wanted to move to another country but don't want to hurt your family? Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #49 May 20, 2005 I would write to them a whole bunch and visit as often as I could... email is good. Q-Who do you pick to take care of your children (if you had children) in your will if you died?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #50 May 20, 2005 Michael Jackson Who thinks based on this answer alone should I breed?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Squeak 17 #41 May 20, 2005 Quote[reply Q: If you were in the himalayas, and a shirpa asked you if you were fagged out in a british accent, what would you answer? That would depend on wether or not I was actually tired, if I was tired (faggedout) then the sanswer would be yup, let's do tea Q?How do I convince my wife to sell up everything and come travelling around the world until we either run outa money or dieYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #42 May 20, 2005 QuoteQ?How do I convince my wife to sell up everything and come travelling around the world until we either run outa money or die proceed as follows: take her out for dinner (a really nice one), go dancing afterwards (preferably some very romantic stuff), upon returning engage in some fantastic sex. ask her "will you sell up everything and come travelling around the world until we either run outa money or die " one second before she has her orgasm - when she's screaming YES you've got your answer Q: how can i avoid being flamed for that stupid plot?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #43 May 20, 2005 It doesn't matter where you can find the questions to ask, there are lots of cool question ideas out there... .. It's the ANSWERS we want to come from inside.. ummmm....Duh! I wasn't being hard on him either... I thought it was quite funny. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #44 May 20, 2005 Buy beer for the DZ.com posters... What is the dorkiest thing you've ever done? "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #45 May 20, 2005 Posted stupid threads at dropzone.com Q- Why am I laughing my ass off right now? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #46 May 20, 2005 A: Cuz it was funny! Q: Who's posted the worst pictures in the Bonfire? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #47 May 20, 2005 me... Q- Money or Fame?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Judit 0 #48 May 20, 2005 Money and fame but I'd give up both just to be HAPPY. Q - What would you do if you wanted to move to another country but don't want to hurt your family? Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #49 May 20, 2005 I would write to them a whole bunch and visit as often as I could... email is good. Q-Who do you pick to take care of your children (if you had children) in your will if you died?_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #50 May 20, 2005 Michael Jackson Who thinks based on this answer alone should I breed?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
