BillyVance 34 #1 May 20, 2005 So they finally grow on trees!! Any of you ladies like them short and fat? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #2 May 20, 2005 Billy, I want to know how you come up with this stuff. Besides, I could never slice that tomato without feeling like I'm mutilating something. Get some help...soon!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #3 May 20, 2005 This is not a tomato. I'm not sure what fruit or vegetable it is. (I do know what it looks like though!) J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 May 20, 2005 By the picture of the vine, it appears to be in the grape category. Do you know if, the picture taken, was near a nuclear facility? I wonder... does it glow in the dark? Funny pic! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 May 20, 2005 Bet it never replaces the old standby cucumber....lol!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #6 May 20, 2005 Do cucumbers grow on trees too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 May 20, 2005 Come to think of it, after looking more closely at the vegetable, it appears to be more like a green pepper than a tomato... I'm not a woman, but I'd think the cucumbers work best... besides, if you're adept with a carving knife, you can cut it down to size... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 May 20, 2005 QuoteDo cucumbers grow on trees too? Plants on the ground, actually... like watermelons"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 May 20, 2005 QuoteDo cucumbers grow on trees too? No, in bushes... Actually, IIRC, they're vining plants...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #10 May 20, 2005 Billy, actually I knew it was a ground-dwelling veggie....I just felt like making you type Pay backs, ya know?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 May 20, 2005 heck, you're just helping me be a more prolific post-whore!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #12 May 20, 2005 **no, in bushes** HA HA HA!! I just read that!! Cucumbers in the shrubery, eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #13 May 20, 2005 QuoteDo cucumbers grow on trees too? Get yo mind outta da gutter Scary.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 May 20, 2005 something like that, yup!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #15 May 20, 2005 Bite me beerlight!! My mind is never in the gutter. I'm sweet and mostly innocent, mostly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #16 May 20, 2005 QuoteBite me beerlight!! My mind is never in the gutter. I'm sweet and mostly innocent, mostly. Yep, today cucumbers, tomorrow something larger.... When will the madness stop!!?!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #17 May 20, 2005 QuoteThis is not a tomato. I'm not sure what fruit or vegetable it is. (I do know what it looks like though!) J It's a type of pepper ... not surprisingly called a "peter pepper" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #18 May 20, 2005 QuoteBite me beerlight!! My mind is never in the gutter. I'm sweet and mostly innocent, mostly. Being as HOTTIE as you are....I imagine it would be "hard" to be that innocent_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 May 20, 2005 QuoteI'm not a woman, but I'd think the cucumbers work best... besides, if you're adept with a carving knife, you can cut it down to size... ? What a shame...if we wanted a smaller one, we'd just use the real thing.... that's a >>SLAP<< in the face to every man on here... Score remains- ACME: 1 men: 0 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #20 May 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm not a woman, but I'd think the cucumbers work best... besides, if you're adept with a carving knife, you can cut it down to size... ? What a shame...if we wanted a smaller one, we'd just use the real thing.... that's a >>SLAP<< in the face to every man on here... Score remains- ACME: 1 men: 0 DAMN! how big is your HOLE? >>SLAP<< echo,echo, echo Score 1 to 1_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 May 20, 2005 QuoteDAMN! how big is your HOLE? >>SLAP<< echo,echo, echo Score 1 to 1 I guess we'd all seems pretty big for some... That's Ok Bobsled, I heard your girlfriend calls you 'hypodermic' for a reason...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 May 20, 2005 I don't know if, this is the place to tell this but... what the hell! My 2nd. ex-wife worked in the produce dept. at a local grocery store. New produce came-in on Thursday mornings and she told me that women would line-up waiting for her to put the fresh produce up. One or two of the women would ask if she had gotten to the cucumbers yet. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 May 20, 2005 QuoteI don't know if, this is the place to tell this but... what the hell! My 2nd. ex-wife worked in the produce dept. at a local grocery store. New produce came-in on Thursday mornings and she told me that women would line-up waiting for her to put the fresh produce up. One or two of the women would ask if she had gotten to the cucumbers yet. Chuck I suppose it's all good til one of em gets caught out fondling the cucumbers, eh? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 May 20, 2005 Yup! I was informed also, upon 'observation', the larger of the cucumbers went first! If, their families only knew, what went into their salad! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #25 May 20, 2005 QuoteQuoteDAMN! how big is your HOLE? >>SLAP<< echo,echo, echo Score 1 to 1 I guess we'd all seems pretty big for some... That's Ok Bobsled, I heard your girlfriend calls you 'hypodermic' for a reason... Nothing to say Bobsled? [BenStillerInDodgeBallVoice]"Touche'!!"[/BenStillerInDodgeBallVoice] ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
