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i don't even mention the fact that i enjoy hoisting my body out of planes every single weekend...they're in love immediately, stick to you like freakin glue, then hate you b/c you "don't have enough time for him"
BAWAWAWAWAWAWA ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~BITE ME HAR BEYOTCH' is what i wanna say.
it's hard for us girlies too !!!
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PMS#269
Team Dirty Sanchez#41
PMS#269
Team Dirty Sanchez#41
QuoteTry being a skydive chick trying to get a whuffo bloke. Nightmare! Well nothing worse then being a wimp I guess!
I've seen it.
ryoder 1,590
QuoteSingle Male
Problem #1
With only about 5-10% of the sports participants being female, my chances of meeting a girlfriend in this sport don't seem very good. I'm still open for surprises though.
Cheer up Steve, it's not as bad as you think:
USPA 2002 Membership Survey Results:
Male - 84.1%
Female - 15.1%
Not reported - 0.8%
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.
QuoteQuoteTry being a skydive chick trying to get a whuffo bloke. Nightmare! Well nothing worse then being a wimp I guess!
I've seen it."Yeah, like, I do all these extreme sports and I am so out there. Mountain biking, climbing, spear-dodging... I am sooo extreme." "Awesome, I love adventurous guys. I skydive and I'm on a 10-way speed team. My life is balls-to-the-wall."
You forgot the part where the whuffo guy says he went skydiving once, and both his chutes failed, but he somehow survived.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
DEAR GOD IS THAT SCENARIO TRUE!!!
after a while it becomes sport.
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PMS#269
Team Dirty Sanchez#41
PMS#269
Team Dirty Sanchez#41
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"Yeah, like, I do all these extreme sports and I am so out there. Mountain biking, climbing, spear-dodging... I am sooo extreme." "Awesome, I love adventurous guys. I skydive and I'm on a 10-way speed team. My life is balls-to-the-wall."
DEAR GOD IS THAT SCENARIO TRUE!!!
after a while it becomes sport.
It IS true! And it does become a sport.
I particularly like when the guy tries to say he's a skydiver and mentions that he's done a couple of jumps. I play dumb and ask him what kind of jumps if he sounds really cocky. He'll usually say tandem and then act all macho.
Big surprise on him when I add the kicker
ryoder 1,590
QuoteQuoteTry being a skydive chick trying to get a whuffo bloke. Nightmare! Well nothing worse then being a wimp I guess!
I've seen it."Yeah, like, I do all these extreme sports and I am so out there. Mountain biking, climbing, spear-dodging... I am sooo extreme." "Awesome, I love adventurous guys. I skydive and I'm on a 10-way speed team. My life is balls-to-the-wall."
True story:
My girlfriend was working on a weekend evening, so we agreed to meet when she got out of work, at a popular night club nearby.
I showed up to find the club packed, so I took a position standing against the wall near the entrance. Of course this was also the ideal spot to scope out babes just arriving, so I was shoulder to shoulder with lounge lizards.
She showed up, and as she walked toward me, every lounge lizard focused in on her. As she gave me a hug and a kiss, the nearest lounge lizard chirped: "Hey! What's he got that I don't have?"
She matter-of-factly turned to him, looking him right in the eye:
"He's a skydiver."
"Oh", said the lizard with a crestfallen look.
One of my most priceless moments.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.
jtval 0
QuoteLooking around the local dz, most of the skydiver,s seemed to be single, good to see what the out come is.
what exactly is a male girlfriend. or female boyfriend? this poll seems slanted.
I have a female girlfriend but I didnt see the option for thatMy photos
My Videos
My Videos
jsaxton 0
oh, and barefoot waterskiing ;)
I'm so hoping it's not.
My ideal girl is blonde, cute and a skydiver.
Is that asking too much?
Yes.......you........
My ideal girl is blonde, cute and a skydiver.
Is that asking too much?
Yes.......you........
Lee _______________________________
In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
We both skydive!
"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton
"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton
jtval 0
QuoteI'm so hoping it's not.
My ideal girl is blonde, cute and a skydiver.
Is that asking too much?
Yes.......you........
as far as Im concerned it is...because you just described my girlfriend! LOL
you cant have her
My photos
My Videos
My Videos
QuoteQuoteI'm so hoping it's not.
My ideal girl is blonde, cute and a skydiver.
Is that asking too much?
Yes.......you........
as far as Im concerned it is...because you just described my girlfriend! LOL
you cant have her
Damn it!!!
She said you'd died....
Glad you didn't.....
Lee _______________________________
In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
Buried 0
QuoteSingle
Cheer up Steve, it's not as bad as you think:
USPA 2002 Membership Survey Results:
Male - 84.1%
Female - 15.1%
Not reported - 0.8%
not reported? :: crosses fingers: I hope that .8% are female... it increases my chances by so much
Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?
at least you'll have cute christmas cards.....
-JC
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