kelel01 1 #1 May 19, 2005 YIKES! I think I'm having one this afternoon. Keep your fingers crossed that my company has something else for me. I took a new position a few months ago that I thought played to my talents and . . . well, it doesn't. Honestly, I would love to do something else, so it might not be all bad. It WILL be all bad if I end up unemployed, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #2 May 19, 2005 nah it wouldn't - you'd just join my club!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 May 19, 2005 I'll be "Destitute Mother Fucker #1", and you can be "Destitute Mother Fucker #2". Anybody else need a DMF #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #4 May 19, 2005 Yes me please....end of june She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 May 19, 2005 Ok, eeneR's DMF #gimp. You can use 3 if you want, but I like gimp for your #. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 May 19, 2005 QuoteYIKES! I think I'm having one this afternoon. Keep your fingers crossed that my company has something else for me. I took a new position a few months ago that I thought played to my talents and . . . well, it doesn't. Honestly, I would love to do something else, so it might not be all bad. It WILL be all bad if I end up unemployed, though. I've had some of those before. The first one I tried to fix everything and fit a square peg into a round hole for another year. The second was just a couple months ago and it was a wake-up call that I needed to take some time to figure out what I really want. Cliche alert: when one door closes, another opens. Hope the meeting has a good result (whatever that may be!)."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #7 May 19, 2005 Rats! I misread and thought it was a "Bejesus" thread. Carry on. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 May 19, 2005 Hehe . . . What Frenchy doesn't know is that kelel01 does, in fact, HAVE his bejesus. Let's watch and see what happens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 May 19, 2005 Quote What Frenchy doesn't know is that kelel01 does, in fact, HAVE his bejesus. Let's watch and see what happens. So, you're the one! I'll get it back, even if I have to ____ it out of you! Fiend. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #10 May 19, 2005 My oh so congenial boss had a 'Come to Jesus meeting' with me a few weeks ago. He said that as the meeting started, then said 'and I'm Jesus you short fuck!' I quickly responded that if he was Jesus then I'd like to stick around after the meeting for the crucifiction. The ass-chewing was worth the look on his face. Good luck Kel! I know you'll do well wherever you go. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #11 May 19, 2005 I had one of those company wide meetings back in the late 90s while I was working at a company in Colorado Springs. Needless to say the jewish employees and non-christian employees weren't too happy when the CEO forced everyone to pray for his guidance as company CEO. Oh and God/Jesus didn't do squat for this company. Their doors were closed within months of this meeting. When you've got a bad business plan, no amount of religion is going to fix it. Oh and Kelel01 you can quit this job and come join me/us here at the DZ all summer long. I plan to do my fair share of jumping this summer during this current unemployment stint of mine. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 May 19, 2005 And I can do my fair share of not eating and defaulting on my credit card payments. Sounds like a plan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #13 May 19, 2005 Um....forgive my gross ignorance, but what exactly is a "Come to Jesus" meeting? From what you wrote, it sounds like you have to start jumping around and screaming "Praise-ah the Lord-ah!" to keep your job. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 May 19, 2005 Sorry . . . it's when they say something to the effect of "This isn't working out." I'm not sure where that term came from exactly, though. It just sounded better than the "Fuck you conversation". We use those two terms interchangeably in my office. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 May 19, 2005 QuoteUm....forgive my gross ignorance, but what exactly is a "Come to Jesus" meeting? One of the waitresses at a bar I frequent apparently likes, umm, "servicing" her men in the parking lot of a local church, right underneath a huge statue of Jesus. I refer to those trysts as her "cum to Jesus meetings". They sound much better than the other kind. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #16 May 19, 2005 Uhhhhh... good luck. I actually sent that PM before I read this thread!! Call me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #17 May 19, 2005 And the prize for worst gag of the week goes to........ __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #18 May 19, 2005 QuoteI'll be "Destitute Mother Fucker #1", and you can be "Destitute Mother Fucker #2". Anybody else need a DMF #? I haven't worked in like 8 months , I think I qualify "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 May 19, 2005 LMAO! That's too funny! And NCrowe . . . DMF #4. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #20 May 19, 2005 I'm having to move from Fort Lauderdale to Beaumont Texas for a job in june...I think I deserve #1 "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #21 May 19, 2005 To hell with Vinny...he's nothing but a JACKASS. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 May 19, 2005 Vinny . . . my favorite anvil . . . do you need a DMF #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaDonna 0 #23 May 19, 2005 I had my "Come to Jesus" meeting on the 18th of April. My ex-boss actually told me that she had been praying about her decision and that God had a different plan for me and that by working for her it was holding me back from God's plan. FGF#3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #24 May 19, 2005 WHOA. She gets an honorary CMF # . . . Crazy Mother Fucker #1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #25 May 19, 2005 QuoteI had my "Come to Jesus" meeting on the 18th of April. My ex-boss actually told me that she had been praying about her decision and that God had a different plan for me and that by working for her it was holding me back from God's plan. Wow what a nut job....I would have had a smatass-a-fest during that conversation "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
