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Lets have an insult thread

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And for just down right offensive, my buddy used to refer to his wife as "The rusty old cunt"



OMG!!! That made me spit milk on my keyboard!! Holy Hell is that offensive! But f*ck me, I'm laughin hard at it... I don't dare try that on my wife, she knows where I keep the guns.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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shit!fuck!whore!motherfucker!bastard!pieceofshit!didIsaybastardyet!shit!fuck!whore!asshole!pieceofshit!asshole!

whew!...breathing...and loving it...damn, I'm a new woman after getting that outta my system...whew...awesome..god that's like a big "O"...whew...I'll sleep like a baby now...god that felt good...whew....whew....sooooooooo where were we?:S:D:ph34r:





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Yo mama so fat,


when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace tries to rolll her back in the water.



hmmm if we're going THAT route...

Yo mama so fat....

her blood type is Ragu

....her cunt has heli tours

...& exit points with 3 sec delays....
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You were born out your mothers ass because her pussy was busy with the next door neighbours dog



Unfortunately it loses it's beauty in the translation.

edited cos i just wasn't comfy using anything worse than doo-doo head! :D

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Unfortunately it loses it's beauty in the translation.



Never knew about the neighbors dog part.....I always thought it was (forgive the attrocious spelling)

Jy vas uit jou ma se gat gebore vant haar poes vas te besig!

Blues,
Ian
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Unfortunately it loses it's beauty in the translation.



Never knew about the neighbors dog part.....I always thought it was (forgive the attrocious spelling)

Jy vas uit jou ma se gat gebore vant haar poes vas te besig!

Blues,
Ian



Me neither but judging by his avatar and the first bit it could only be Sarf Effrican!

Btw, your spelling ain't that bad bru, replace your v's with w's and you've got it. B|

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