reddevil1 0 #1 February 16, 2005 Trying to find out what altitude to hold my nose. The point of no return what a rush. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 February 16, 2005 Now I don't fart in planes anymore, I learnt to control my sphincters But can you pack holding your nose ?? If you can't stay away from me scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reddevil1 0 #3 February 16, 2005 Name and shame, who all way's let one go.in your dz The point of no return what a rush. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #4 February 16, 2005 Chile! where you at bro? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #5 February 16, 2005 From what I've seen at my DZ it's about 9k feet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #6 February 16, 2005 I think a common one is to fart right at the start of turn onto jump run, regardless of altitude. I guess the reasoning is if the pilot kicks you out, you got all your altitude and you're over the DZ. Plus some people know they can make the stink so bad opening the door won't cure it immediately, it will just spread it around. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #7 February 16, 2005 QuoteName and shame, who all way's let one go.in your dz Shame on me 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpdoc 0 #8 February 16, 2005 teeeeeeeeeeeam eight grand! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 February 16, 2005 Yeah, shame on you, I've never farted in a jump plane...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #10 February 16, 2005 QuoteYeah, shame on you, I've never farted in a jump plane... Yeah, i think you just shit your pants. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #11 February 16, 2005 about 6ft. AGL.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedassSkychic 0 #12 February 16, 2005 QuoteYeah, shame on you, I've never farted in a jump plane... Sorry, can't let that one slide, have to call bullshit. Many a time have I been in the plane about 7,000 feet thinking, hell i dont want any more altitude lets get the fuck out! "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #13 February 16, 2005 QuoteSorry, can't let that one slide, have to call bullshit. Many a time have I been in the plane about 7,000 feet thinking, hell i dont want any more altitude lets get the fuck out! When i took him on a tandem, i think he purposely waited till i started hooking him up so i couldn't get away. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #14 February 16, 2005 QuoteQuoteSorry, can't let that one slide, have to call bullshit. Many a time have I been in the plane about 7,000 feet thinking, hell i dont want any more altitude lets get the fuck out! When i took him on a tandem, i think he purposely waited till i started hooking him up so i couldn't get away. There has been times when even the plane coughed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #15 February 16, 2005 As of right now, there are three LIARS on dz.com....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #16 February 16, 2005 dude, just get used to it, there's no need to hold your nose hmmm, maybe you can start distinguishing your different friends on the plane by their, uh, "aroma"? Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WILDBILLAQR 0 #17 February 16, 2005 If you ever see me put my full face helmet on @ 8000 ft LOOK OUT! I know something you don't---------------------------------------------- "Thats not smoke, thats BUCKEYE!!" AQR#3,CWR#49 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doddy 0 #18 February 16, 2005 Our jump plane smells of stinky socks so a little fart wont worry! A man who views the world at 50, the same as he did when he was 20, has wasted 30 yrs of his life. "Muhammad Ali" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIMT 0 #19 February 17, 2005 good job doc we started a team that does it at 8000 every load Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 February 17, 2005 QuoteThere has been times when even the plane coughed. I have had the "honor" of getting the 182's window and door opened by the pilot before. I guess I shouldn't be proud, but at times I'm very inmature and I am sort of proud. I'm sure Morgan is proud too.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedassSkychic 0 #21 February 17, 2005 Quote I'm sure Morgan is proud too. Absolutely not. Dont even joke like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #22 February 17, 2005 Wes must be the team leader huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpdoc 0 #23 February 17, 2005 actually pj is the team leader. wes has good days, but he isn't very consistant. william could join the team if he can keep up last weekend's performance. by the way, this is jumpdoc's husband/houseboy/chef/sexslave posting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropzonefool 0 #24 February 17, 2005 A fart: hot air passing around a turd! (sp?) What makes a turd is also what makes a fart stink. IF you want to preplan a fart , skip the bathroom portion of your morning routine. Question to everyone: Does the change in air pressure when riding in a plane cause people to fart more than normal? I asking about air pressure and molecules ---------------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #25 February 17, 2005 I havent been at the DZ when PJ was there in months or Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
