goose491 0 #26 May 11, 2005 Quote OMG!! I'm in tears here from laughing so hard at that. Happy to make you smile I was in tears laughing about it too once we figured out what was going wrong. Before that... I was just in tears My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #27 May 11, 2005 Quote I can abuse myself a dozen times a day and not worry about the consequences of premature ejaculation. I was perplexed by this one... Does frequent, erm... self abuse, lead to premature ejaculation? Cause you know, I haven't gone blind yet.... and my hands are still, well, bald My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #28 May 16, 2005 uummmm....coming from such a pedigree source as myself...I have 8 years of all boys schooling I also have trouble shaving my palms and seeing through these horrendously thick glasses. As such I can comment that frequent self abuse doesnt really lead to premature ejaculation. Otherwise there'd be tons of angry boarding students complaining about not getting enough in the showers."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #29 May 16, 2005 QuoteWhy not just start a thread called "I think I'm really awesome in the sack" Instead of using a rant about condoms to hide it in OMG, that was my thought EXACTLY!! And, personally, I find that the selection at Walgreens is just fine. We found several brands of non-lube, and non-latex condoms... there had to be 20 different condom types for sale. Maybe you just life in the fuckin' boonies! -A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manifestbitch 0 #30 May 16, 2005 my problem is that the stores never have the Super-Extra long, Extra wide condoms that I have to use. I mean, even the extra-large condoms just aren't big enough. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ok, i actually had a guy try to tell me that's the reason we "couldn't" use condoms. jesus, i must have "dumb fucking bitch" written across my forehead. uhhhh, men never cease to amaze me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #31 May 17, 2005 They have condomns in NY that sing and play music for you.... You can't beat a condomn that plays "Eye of the Tiger" while your laying the pipe... however... I don't think your supposed to use it and they're pretty expensive, but a definite A+ for creativity... as for the guys who rely on the lube.... all I can say is 'whatever works'... no harm done. "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 May 17, 2005 It's just a layer of latex, right? When I doing some painting the last summer, I needed a quart of that Latex WeatherBeater paint for the west side of the shed with my ex g/f. One thing leads to another... if you dip that puppy in the paint and let it dry, you get a flexible, long-lasting cover that is good for the whole evening. ...Plus! What a money saver. A quart will last for 2 months! California mileage may vary. (That is the disclaimer from all the car commercials. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #33 May 17, 2005 Here's my 2 cents about condoms: Q. Ever see the LOT and ID number on a condom? A. I guess you don't have to pull them back that far. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #34 May 17, 2005 -Remind me again, now...which states allow polygamy?? No no, just joking. But, a-hem. This is the right attitude, I'm thinkin'. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #35 May 17, 2005 QuoteWent out tonight to buy condoms... Perhaps you should look up monogamy in the dictionary. You wouldn’t need condoms if you practiced it. Are you so desperate to slide your dick in a woman that you find it necessary to bitch about contraceptives online? Are you unable to control a primal reflex as futile and ultimately self defeating as sexual intercourse? There is nothing wrong with the act of sex, it just seems like you are missing out on the better half of the experience. UntamedDOG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #36 May 17, 2005 Perhaps you should look up birth control in the dictionary? Not everyone uses condoms because they are afraid of STD's so don't presume.__________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #37 May 17, 2005 QuotePerhaps you should look up birth control in the dictionary? Perhaps you should look up (Norgestimate/Ethinyl Estradiol) in the dictionary. Most people who are monogamous use other forms of birth control instead of sloppy condoms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripple 0 #38 May 17, 2005 Quote Most people who are monogamous use other forms of birth control instead of sloppy condoms. That's right. Most. Not all.Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #39 May 17, 2005 I hate condoms the fuckers kept splitting....... The pill gave my wife stomach cramps, So I took the only way out an had the snip, Now all I can fire is fire blanks. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #40 May 17, 2005 QuoteThere are other places that you can buy them - like "adult toy store." That's what I was thinking. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #41 May 17, 2005 Quote I hate condoms the fuckers kept splitting....... The pill gave my wife stomach cramps, So I took the only way out an had the snip, Now all I can fire is fire blanks. I hate them because they pretty much kill the sensation. It's like kissing with a plastic bag over your head. They need to invent a male version of the pill or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #42 May 17, 2005 QuoteYou do realize that some women can't get that wet right? Sometimes it has nothing to do with the guy. You'd have to actually be with women periodically to understand that I think.... linz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #43 May 17, 2005 QuoteQuotePerhaps you should look up birth control in the dictionary? Perhaps you should look up (Norgestimate/Ethinyl Estradiol) in the dictionary. Most people who are monogamous use other forms of birth control instead of sloppy condoms. Perhaps you should look up "obnoxious" in the dictionary __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #44 May 17, 2005 Lets not turn this into a dictionary fest Just thought it was a little presumptuous to assume that he this guy is only using condoms cause he is sleeping with multiple partners and was frightened of STD's Sure he has learned his lesson now __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #45 May 17, 2005 QuoteLets not turn this into a dictionary fest Just thought it was a little presumptuous to assume that he this guy is only using condoms cause he is sleeping with multiple partners and was frightened of STD's Sure he has learned his lesson now Perhaps you should look up "Awww, come on!" in the dictionary __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
