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I'm nervous about meeting sunshine.

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Sunshine is one of my adopted daughters. She is a sweet and shy thing that tries to please all the people around her. Her most time consuming pass time is trying to keep me out of trouble. You should not be afraid of meeting her. I would guess that she will take you into her arms and smother you in her large bossoms. It may be at this time she might try to squeeze your butt cheeks, DO NOT resist. It is just her way of saying hello and to do so would be a cultural taboo. She may introduce you to me unless of course I am in Mexico by then. If Sunny should suggest that you may want to party with the both of us then of course you may be in some trouble...;)
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She crawled into my tent one night at SDC and then got all pissy at me the next day cause I didn't manifest her on a load when a:) I didn't even know she wanted on the load b:)I didn't and don't know her name c:)It's not my job to manifest her on a load

So she was a royal bitch to me. So Chris my advice, don't piss her off, she's nasty when she's upset
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Oh, and don't ever, and I mean absolutely NEVER call her by her real name.



True dat.......this will get you killed, or at the very least, seriously maimed. Even if you only innocently write it on the envelope of a Christmas card.

She also likes Bytch-flavored Giant Cheese Nips. :)

Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Make sure you bring a spray bottle. Spray her with water when she's bad, and she'll go running for cover. B|

Oh, and flatter her, or she'll bite a hole in your arm. :S:P

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Oh, and don't ever, and I mean absolutely NEVER call her by her real name.



True dat.......this will get you killed, or at the very least, seriously maimed. Even if you only innocently write it on the envelope of a Christmas card.

She also likes Bytch-flavored Giant Cheese Nips. :)
Isn't her "real" name Cheryl?


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True dat.......this will get you killed, or at the very least, seriously maimed. Even if you only innocently write it on the envelope of a Christmas card.



Katee, didn't you notice that she had sent her X-mas cards addressed from SUNSHINE, not the other name?

(Btw, I can't believe that you posted her other name. :o)

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Breathe deep and relax. Meeting Sunshine can be a very enjoyable experience. My suggestion is to smile, say, "Nice to meet you!" and give her a hug. Daytime Sunshine makes us all feel warm and cozy.

Nightime Sunshine is a different story....one that I cannot tell here.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Don't worry, Chris...she'll be focusing her vengeance upon Rocky now for releasing her name.B|

Oh, and the giant Cheese Nips are always a hit.

Don't forget to ask her about the Food Hospital!:ph34r:
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She's a pretty good kid and all, but NEVER wear expensive cool sunglasses around her. She'll snatch them off your face and disappear into the crowd. :S If you do, you'll probably get them back though. :)
Keith

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