Viking 0 #1 May 13, 2005 just incase we missed anything please post all your preferences towards sex.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #3 May 13, 2005 Quote. Wow, you're doing better than me. I have taken an involuntary vow of celibacy... PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #4 May 13, 2005 The only reason I can think you want all that info is that you have one hell of a masterbation problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 May 13, 2005 QuoteThe only reason I can think you want all that info is that you have one hell of a masterbation problem. Or he's taking a piss at all the sex threads. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #6 May 13, 2005 QuoteThe only reason I can think you want all that info is that you have one hell of a masterbation problem. Of course not. It's obvious that Arthur was being facetious. (He is making fun of all the "sex threads"!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 May 13, 2005 You know, I remember back not too long ago when our young Arthur was so innocent and pure as the driven snow. I see he is the snow that drifted. To know that young Arthur is now involved in the ribald posting for which he was was previously immune, somehow puts a big smile on my face. How are you, arthur? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #8 May 13, 2005 EVERYTHING! ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #9 May 13, 2005 She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 May 13, 2005 I got nothin' a big fat goose egg. psssst come here Arthur and I'll whisper it in your ear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #11 May 13, 2005 Would you really classify it as a "problem" lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 May 13, 2005 Quoteyou have one hell of a masterbation problem. your goddamn right i do!! Have you seen the pics of my girlfriend?!?!! she lives 2000 miles away and I only get to see her every three months!!! *gives bets a big hug* ok tell me I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tintin 0 #13 May 13, 2005 with you on that one ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avion 0 #14 May 13, 2005 Well, besides the thirty or so women I've shagged in the usual way once or twice in my life, all I can say is that I gotten to know myself quite well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #15 May 14, 2005 I don't know, but I just saw the funniest thing ever. I went to the gas station to pick up some Gatorade (since I was ordered to by Mike!!).... and I'm standing there waiting in line, whistling, and looking around me. I see all the little weight pills and condoms and everything. And then my eyes key into this one package. At first I thought I was just looking at another weight loss product, and then......... HORNY GOAT WEED!!!! I burst out laughing right there in line. Everybody looked at me like I was crazy. What can I say... I am! I almost had to buy some to bring out to the dz as a joke. It's apparently a sex enhancement thingy. Who knows. But that shit cracked me up!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #16 May 14, 2005 Who needs sex with Ben and Jerry out there inventing yummy-licious ice cream? My remedy for the weekend? Oatmeal Cookie Chunk. Is it okay to moan while I lick the spoon? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 May 14, 2005 Just watch the Bombshelter webcam. You'll find out everything you ever wanted to know (and more) about my sex life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #18 May 14, 2005 Quote. It's like we're kindred spirts... though ur list was a bit more extensive then mine ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #19 May 14, 2005 Can't post everything about something I don't have.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 May 14, 2005 Well, do you want left-hand stories of right-hand stories first? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #21 May 14, 2005 Quotejust incase we missed anything please post all your preferences towards sex.Okay. There. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #22 May 14, 2005 Last time I had sex it was scary....I was all alonePlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #23 May 14, 2005 Fact: I envy YOU. (I got alot of work on the "home front" but, we're working on it) Fact is: I have been around the block (per say)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #24 May 14, 2005 Big "O's" in the sky....that's all ya need to know _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 May 14, 2005 From your description, she sounds like a hell of a gal. You should move to where she is. That's my best advice ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
