Rebecca 0 #26 May 6, 2005 Ewwwww!! Nooooo!! That was a fun fart. Not a nasty fart. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #27 May 6, 2005 Oh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #28 May 6, 2005 Quote Wonder what it is about some males (I won't call them men) that makes them run from a breakup straight into another relationship without any time in between to learn from the last one? Whoa! Who said he was entering a relationship with this new chick. All he did was get a number. That doesn't mean he'll even go out with her. Hey, this guy is single, what's wrong with talking to new women? Breaking out of a bad relationship is very liberating. I will agree that bragging about it infront of women is not the greatest idea. JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #29 May 6, 2005 Yeah! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tintin 0 #30 May 6, 2005 With you on that one. ------------------------------------------------- Please forgive the sp errors, I have dyslexia. Don't laugh ... the last time i went to a toga party, I went dressed as a goat !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #31 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuote I will agree that bragging about it in front of women is not the greatest idea.At least he's giving us all a big, "WARNING! I'm a big jerk!!" sign. Many men don't come with a sign. Now we all know right where he stands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hungarianchick 0 #32 May 6, 2005 QuoteAWwww... Why are you guys giving him such a hard time? He's young, and still challenged by the politics of love. The rules are all still fuzzy, like he's groping around in the dark for a lightswitch. Lots of people are in that room with him, and just as clueless. He'll figure it all out eventually. In the meantime, let the poor kid have some fun. It's a smorgasbord out there... Quote I was goin to say the same thing only you said it better "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #33 May 6, 2005 Quoteit's gonna be a gooood weekend. Rebound relationships, while short-lived, are needed to validate one's self before moving on. The female scorn heaped upon Superman here is unnecessary... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tonto 1 #34 May 6, 2005 Don't worry Superman. You can hold your own. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #35 May 6, 2005 QuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #36 May 6, 2005 Wonder what it is about some males (I won't call them men) that makes them run from a breakup straight into another relationship without any time in between to learn from the last one? Yep! that's why I call THEM "females" ....same damn reason_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hungarianchick 0 #37 May 6, 2005 The female scorn heaped upon Superman here is unnecessary... It is. After all he is teaching himself and those girls a valuable lesson about relationships. However, bragging about it IS unnecesarry. "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #38 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteAWwww... Why are you guys giving him such a hard time? He's young, and still challenged by the politics of love. The rules are all still fuzzy, like he's groping around in the dark for a lightswitch. Lots of people are in that room with him, and just as clueless. He'll figure it all out eventually. In the meantime, let the poor kid have some fun. It's a smorgasbord out there... Quote I was goin to say the same thing only you said it better Thanks! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #39 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there Thanks! And you have a sparkly big smile!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KATO33 0 #40 May 6, 2005 The best way to get over Old Ass Is with some New Ass. Works for me Blue Skies Black Death Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #41 May 6, 2005 I LOVE you healthy (mentally= normal) outlook on things.My girlfriend and I did a "break" and I visited her, she said she wanted me to know she went on a date. I almost teared up, I asked if we'll still be friends (APts next door). She said yes and I felt great! We were like brohter and sister for years, not my deal. I was up and going happy in 15 mins after "being set free".Can't love for someone who doesn't love you p.s. Your a fox, my numer is: 717-555-1212_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #42 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there Thanks! And you have a sparkly big smile!! Thank you!!!! Wow, you can be nice, who would have guessed. Thanks for the compliment though! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #43 May 6, 2005 QuoteIt is. After all he is teaching himself and those girls a valuable lesson about relationships. However, bragging about it IS unnecesarry. Getting a phone number is bragging? Seems like baby steps to me. Unless the new number is for the ex's sister or something petty. I'd think the 'jerk' label would come from "2pm - got new phone number, 10pm - broke up with girlfriend". Not the other way around. At least he got the sequence right. I know as many women as men that got the order backwards. It's not a gender thing, it's a relationship thing. For significant relationships gone bad it's easy: Get out Get over it Start over in that order for less significant, it's easier Get out Start over for married, it's harder try harder try harder get out get over it get over more, you're not really there yet start over ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Conundrum 1 #44 May 6, 2005 QuoteIf I were your ex-girlfriend, that would really help me get over you . . . because I'd know that you were clearly a waste of my time, and I could do better. So good. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #45 May 6, 2005 QuoteJesus, does any one have air freshener. It smells like a bag of ass in here..... You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. Just go to Wally World.. and in the Automotive section you will find small spray bottles of ASS-BE-GONE..... I prefer the smell of PINA COLADA to ASS..... I keep my little bottle in my pockets of my jumpsuit... JUST in case it is needed for those rides to Altitude. Now.. if they would just make a spray for assHOLES...wait.. I think they do...I think its called pepper spray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #46 May 6, 2005 Quote You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. I haven't heard that in a long time! Makes me laugh everytime. But sooo needed sometimes!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #47 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteJesus, does any one have air freshener. It smells like a bag of ass in here..... You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. Just go to Wally World.. and in the Automotive section you will find small spray bottles of ASS-BE-GONE..... I prefer the smell of PINA COLADA to ASS..... I keep my little bottle in my pockets of my jumpsuit... JUST in case it is needed for those rides to Altitude. Now.. if they would just make a spray for assHOLES...wait.. I think they do...I think its called pepper spray. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha........that was fucking hilarious OMG, my stomach hurts....thanks, I needed that The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #48 May 6, 2005 QuoteWonder what it is about some males (I won't call them men) that makes them run from a breakup straight into another relationship without any time in between to learn from the last one? If you find out, let us know, cuz it applies to some women as well. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites superman0710 0 #49 May 6, 2005 rofl at all the responses by the vicious she-warriors. she broke up with me, so all the feminist mongers can get off the warpath, lol. so it's not bragging, being broken up with sucks. but getting a girl's number immediately makes you realize there's a big life just waiting to be had. (and it's always nice to feel wanted!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #50 May 6, 2005 Quoteshe broke up with me Quotebreakup with girlfriend Sounds pretty different. And I'm not a feminist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 2 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
hungarianchick 0 #32 May 6, 2005 QuoteAWwww... Why are you guys giving him such a hard time? He's young, and still challenged by the politics of love. The rules are all still fuzzy, like he's groping around in the dark for a lightswitch. Lots of people are in that room with him, and just as clueless. He'll figure it all out eventually. In the meantime, let the poor kid have some fun. It's a smorgasbord out there... Quote I was goin to say the same thing only you said it better "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #33 May 6, 2005 Quoteit's gonna be a gooood weekend. Rebound relationships, while short-lived, are needed to validate one's self before moving on. The female scorn heaped upon Superman here is unnecessary... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tonto 1 #34 May 6, 2005 Don't worry Superman. You can hold your own. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #35 May 6, 2005 QuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #36 May 6, 2005 Wonder what it is about some males (I won't call them men) that makes them run from a breakup straight into another relationship without any time in between to learn from the last one? Yep! that's why I call THEM "females" ....same damn reason_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hungarianchick 0 #37 May 6, 2005 The female scorn heaped upon Superman here is unnecessary... It is. After all he is teaching himself and those girls a valuable lesson about relationships. However, bragging about it IS unnecesarry. "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #33 May 6, 2005 Quoteit's gonna be a gooood weekend. Rebound relationships, while short-lived, are needed to validate one's self before moving on. The female scorn heaped upon Superman here is unnecessary... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #34 May 6, 2005 Don't worry Superman. You can hold your own. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #35 May 6, 2005 QuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #36 May 6, 2005 Wonder what it is about some males (I won't call them men) that makes them run from a breakup straight into another relationship without any time in between to learn from the last one? Yep! that's why I call THEM "females" ....same damn reason_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #37 May 6, 2005 The female scorn heaped upon Superman here is unnecessary... It is. After all he is teaching himself and those girls a valuable lesson about relationships. However, bragging about it IS unnecesarry. "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #38 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteAWwww... Why are you guys giving him such a hard time? He's young, and still challenged by the politics of love. The rules are all still fuzzy, like he's groping around in the dark for a lightswitch. Lots of people are in that room with him, and just as clueless. He'll figure it all out eventually. In the meantime, let the poor kid have some fun. It's a smorgasbord out there... Quote I was goin to say the same thing only you said it better Thanks! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #39 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there Thanks! And you have a sparkly big smile!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KATO33 0 #40 May 6, 2005 The best way to get over Old Ass Is with some New Ass. Works for me Blue Skies Black Death Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #41 May 6, 2005 I LOVE you healthy (mentally= normal) outlook on things.My girlfriend and I did a "break" and I visited her, she said she wanted me to know she went on a date. I almost teared up, I asked if we'll still be friends (APts next door). She said yes and I felt great! We were like brohter and sister for years, not my deal. I was up and going happy in 15 mins after "being set free".Can't love for someone who doesn't love you p.s. Your a fox, my numer is: 717-555-1212_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #42 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there Thanks! And you have a sparkly big smile!! Thank you!!!! Wow, you can be nice, who would have guessed. Thanks for the compliment though! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #43 May 6, 2005 QuoteIt is. After all he is teaching himself and those girls a valuable lesson about relationships. However, bragging about it IS unnecesarry. Getting a phone number is bragging? Seems like baby steps to me. Unless the new number is for the ex's sister or something petty. I'd think the 'jerk' label would come from "2pm - got new phone number, 10pm - broke up with girlfriend". Not the other way around. At least he got the sequence right. I know as many women as men that got the order backwards. It's not a gender thing, it's a relationship thing. For significant relationships gone bad it's easy: Get out Get over it Start over in that order for less significant, it's easier Get out Start over for married, it's harder try harder try harder get out get over it get over more, you're not really there yet start over ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Conundrum 1 #44 May 6, 2005 QuoteIf I were your ex-girlfriend, that would really help me get over you . . . because I'd know that you were clearly a waste of my time, and I could do better. So good. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #45 May 6, 2005 QuoteJesus, does any one have air freshener. It smells like a bag of ass in here..... You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. Just go to Wally World.. and in the Automotive section you will find small spray bottles of ASS-BE-GONE..... I prefer the smell of PINA COLADA to ASS..... I keep my little bottle in my pockets of my jumpsuit... JUST in case it is needed for those rides to Altitude. Now.. if they would just make a spray for assHOLES...wait.. I think they do...I think its called pepper spray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #46 May 6, 2005 Quote You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. I haven't heard that in a long time! Makes me laugh everytime. But sooo needed sometimes!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #47 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteJesus, does any one have air freshener. It smells like a bag of ass in here..... You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. Just go to Wally World.. and in the Automotive section you will find small spray bottles of ASS-BE-GONE..... I prefer the smell of PINA COLADA to ASS..... I keep my little bottle in my pockets of my jumpsuit... JUST in case it is needed for those rides to Altitude. Now.. if they would just make a spray for assHOLES...wait.. I think they do...I think its called pepper spray. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha........that was fucking hilarious OMG, my stomach hurts....thanks, I needed that The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #48 May 6, 2005 QuoteWonder what it is about some males (I won't call them men) that makes them run from a breakup straight into another relationship without any time in between to learn from the last one? If you find out, let us know, cuz it applies to some women as well. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites superman0710 0 #49 May 6, 2005 rofl at all the responses by the vicious she-warriors. she broke up with me, so all the feminist mongers can get off the warpath, lol. so it's not bragging, being broken up with sucks. but getting a girl's number immediately makes you realize there's a big life just waiting to be had. (and it's always nice to feel wanted!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #50 May 6, 2005 Quoteshe broke up with me Quotebreakup with girlfriend Sounds pretty different. And I'm not a feminist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 2 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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Rebecca 0 #39 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there Thanks! And you have a sparkly big smile!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATO33 0 #40 May 6, 2005 The best way to get over Old Ass Is with some New Ass. Works for me Blue Skies Black Death Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #41 May 6, 2005 I LOVE you healthy (mentally= normal) outlook on things.My girlfriend and I did a "break" and I visited her, she said she wanted me to know she went on a date. I almost teared up, I asked if we'll still be friends (APts next door). She said yes and I felt great! We were like brohter and sister for years, not my deal. I was up and going happy in 15 mins after "being set free".Can't love for someone who doesn't love you p.s. Your a fox, my numer is: 717-555-1212_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #42 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOh stop overreacting! That was harmless! Mua! Just kidding.....sheeez! That sure is a gorgeous eye you have there Thanks! And you have a sparkly big smile!! Thank you!!!! Wow, you can be nice, who would have guessed. Thanks for the compliment though! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #43 May 6, 2005 QuoteIt is. After all he is teaching himself and those girls a valuable lesson about relationships. However, bragging about it IS unnecesarry. Getting a phone number is bragging? Seems like baby steps to me. Unless the new number is for the ex's sister or something petty. I'd think the 'jerk' label would come from "2pm - got new phone number, 10pm - broke up with girlfriend". Not the other way around. At least he got the sequence right. I know as many women as men that got the order backwards. It's not a gender thing, it's a relationship thing. For significant relationships gone bad it's easy: Get out Get over it Start over in that order for less significant, it's easier Get out Start over for married, it's harder try harder try harder get out get over it get over more, you're not really there yet start over ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #44 May 6, 2005 QuoteIf I were your ex-girlfriend, that would really help me get over you . . . because I'd know that you were clearly a waste of my time, and I could do better. So good. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #45 May 6, 2005 QuoteJesus, does any one have air freshener. It smells like a bag of ass in here..... You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. Just go to Wally World.. and in the Automotive section you will find small spray bottles of ASS-BE-GONE..... I prefer the smell of PINA COLADA to ASS..... I keep my little bottle in my pockets of my jumpsuit... JUST in case it is needed for those rides to Altitude. Now.. if they would just make a spray for assHOLES...wait.. I think they do...I think its called pepper spray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #46 May 6, 2005 Quote You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. I haven't heard that in a long time! Makes me laugh everytime. But sooo needed sometimes!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #47 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteJesus, does any one have air freshener. It smells like a bag of ass in here..... You obviously have not discovered the joys of a small bottle of ASS_BE_GONE. Just go to Wally World.. and in the Automotive section you will find small spray bottles of ASS-BE-GONE..... I prefer the smell of PINA COLADA to ASS..... I keep my little bottle in my pockets of my jumpsuit... JUST in case it is needed for those rides to Altitude. Now.. if they would just make a spray for assHOLES...wait.. I think they do...I think its called pepper spray. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha........that was fucking hilarious OMG, my stomach hurts....thanks, I needed that The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #48 May 6, 2005 QuoteWonder what it is about some males (I won't call them men) that makes them run from a breakup straight into another relationship without any time in between to learn from the last one? If you find out, let us know, cuz it applies to some women as well. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #49 May 6, 2005 rofl at all the responses by the vicious she-warriors. she broke up with me, so all the feminist mongers can get off the warpath, lol. so it's not bragging, being broken up with sucks. but getting a girl's number immediately makes you realize there's a big life just waiting to be had. (and it's always nice to feel wanted!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #50 May 6, 2005 Quoteshe broke up with me Quotebreakup with girlfriend Sounds pretty different. And I'm not a feminist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 2 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kelel01 1 #50 May 6, 2005 Quoteshe broke up with me Quotebreakup with girlfriend Sounds pretty different. And I'm not a feminist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
