The "I need a..." thread

[livendive 8]

I need a sammwich, a blowjob, and a nap.

OK, so that might be asking for a bit much. I'll settle for just a nap. Anyone got a spare nap lying around that I can take?

What do you need? Maybe we can work out a trade.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Vallerina 2]

A back massage

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[kelel01 1]

I used to have a line:

"I need a beer, a cigarette, a nap, and a piece of ass".

I know, I'm one classy bitch.

[lizzieuk 0]

really big hug

[Rainbo 0]

Doesn't the nap come right after the BJ anyway.

Rainbo
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."

[kansasskydiver 0]

couple hundred dollars so i can pay my bills AND skydive this summer

<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

[ladyskydiver 0]

Massage, hug, and some snuggle time

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[dixieskydiver 0]

BASE rig and for them to keep leaving the window washer chairlift at street level at night on the tallest and most BASEable building in Santiago, Chile like they did the other night.

Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

[wildcard451 0]

More decongestant and more antibiotics.....

and a nice cigar

and some good beer

and.......well, there are a bunch of others

[Feeblemind 1]

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I used to have a line:

"I need a beer, a cigarette, a nap, and a piece of ass".

I know, I'm one classy bitch.

Doesn't it go:

I need a , a piece of ass, a cigarette then a nap?

Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

[DrunkMonkey 0]

I need a reason not to beat the bejezus outta the next waste of space that bothers me today. Short fucking fuze today, kids.

[eeneR 3]

New shoulder!!!

Course mine is being repaired next week

Course I could use a few million bucks too

Oh and a candy bar

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eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[kelel01 1]

Nope . . . but because mine's not order specific. It just rolls off the tongue better the way I say it.

Also, for some reason, I don't like to smoke after nookie.

[Darius11 12]

A nice girl-who is a badass.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[weegegirl 2]

I need it to be August now so I can see my sandbox hottie and get some mad action.

I need a weekend with nice weather and NO wind!

I need a nap cuz coffee ain't cuttin it right now.

I need a freakin mini-me at my job NOW... looks like I might actually get that one.

[skysprite 0]

I need a job, and money to go to SGC Memorial Day boogie.

~skysprite

[yardhippie 0]

a good blow job, about 10k, and some nylon crack!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[bobsled92 0]

I need a....

>Good sign and some reassurance<
that my daughter is going to enjoy skydiving this weekend.
(I fear that her calmness thsi week, is going to POP when the door opens)

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[skydivejo 0]

i need to skydive and a relationship cos i am lonley lol

those who do it cant explain it! those who dont, cant understand it!.. if riding in a plane is flying then ridding in a boat is swimming!? experince the eliment get out!!

[livendive 8]

A back massage would be a good trade for a nap, I'd do that.
It looks like the other folks need things that cost way more than a nap.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[livendive 8]

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really big hug

That one's easy. Just grab the next person you see and take one from them!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[lawrocket 3]

36 hour day and a "Scrubs" DVD collection...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[jumper03 0]

...a big "stoopid stick" (tm) I can beat the shit out of stupid people with.

Scars remind us that the past is real

[livendive 8]

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I need a freakin mini-me at my job NOW... looks like I might actually get that one.

Ooh...a mini-weege?! What kind of fun things can we do with her? Dwarf bowling? Anything off the movie "Jackass"?! This could be great!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[missg8tordivr 0]

A massage, a glass of wine, someone to cuddle up to and watch a good movie with, and I need to leave work instead of playing online.

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F LORIDA!