lawrocket 3 #1 May 6, 2005 I got a knock on my door at about 6:00 last night. I opened the door to find two police officers asking to enter the home. WTF? I asked, "What's this about?" The cop said, "We received a 911 call from your number, and return calls showed the line as busy." On the floor, lay a slobber covered wireless phone in the on position. The first 3 numbers were "911." Thank you to my son Conor, my pride and joy, who at less than 9 months old just completed his first phone call. I don't know what I did to deserve him calling the cops on me, but the cops left rather quickly upon a determination that nothing was wrong other than a curious little boy who knows how to press the right buttons... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 May 6, 2005 LOL!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 May 6, 2005 Looks like the lock feature of your phone's going to be used, huh? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 May 6, 2005 Bwahaha!! His first prank call at that! Noice! You must be so proud. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #5 May 6, 2005 I did that from school when i was like 11 and they came and arrested me. No, I'm not kidding. Taken home in the back of a police car to my parents. All I did too was let it ring then hang up...<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 May 6, 2005 Can one file a tort against one's child/their future earnings? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #7 May 6, 2005 When I was a kid I was sitting on the floor watching her do the laundry. She was mumbling to herself about needing help. Well in school they had been giving us alot of practice on remembering our personal info, address, and how to dial 911. So without telling her I went and dialed 911 and then sat on the couch. A few minutes later the fire department showed up and said that a little kid on the phone said his mommy needed some help!!! She thought a minute and the gave me the look from hell lol... it was all good tho I got a sticker for doing what I thought was the right thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffejdraga 0 #8 May 6, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was good... LOL thanks for the laugh... jeff D-16906 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #9 May 6, 2005 hey coulda been a 9 hundred number Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #10 May 6, 2005 believe it or not, it's quite common. My son did the SAME thing when he was about the same age. The cops told me that it's more common than you'd think.I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #11 May 6, 2005 Hi LR First time shame on conner. Second time shame on you. Busted Dog ate the phone, credit card, homework. etc. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #12 May 6, 2005 Ha! Cute. Did the cops get annoyed or did they find it humorous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 May 6, 2005 The cops didn't seem particularly bothered. Obviously, they were on edge upon arrival. But, one said, "do you have it on speed dial?" I said, "Nope. I looks like he just dialed it." Cop said, "Dang." Then they left. I think I'll let him play my cell phone. If he dials 911 on it I know I'll have at least 20 minutes to figure it out before the call gets answered. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #14 May 6, 2005 That is an adorable story -- but I'm sure it was kinda scary for you at the time, what with all those kilos of uncut Peruvian blow in your crawlspace... Blue skies, and don't let 'em take you alive! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #15 May 6, 2005 All these stories of bright kids figuring out so early how to call 911 just reminds me, sadly, of that little girl whose father killed her mother and she called 911 and told the police what happened. I wonder how she is doing right now. Sorry to bring you all down... Real life sadness has this way of intruding... -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #16 May 7, 2005 QuoteOn the floor, lay a slobber covered wireless phone in the on position. The first 3 numbers were "911." Thank you to my son Conor, my pride and joy, who at less than 9 months old just completed his first phone call. You know that old saying that if you put a million monkeys on a million typewriters for a million years, that one of them would type a work of Shakespeare. Conor just proved that theory, in a micro sort of way! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #17 May 7, 2005 That's awesome!!!!!!!!!! LoL...he's a genius in training...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #18 May 7, 2005 One day, I sat down on the sofa and heard a lady's vioce "can I help you". It was comming from my butt! I sat on my cell phone and got 911._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #19 May 7, 2005 QuoteOne day, I sat down on the sofa and heard a lady's vioce "can I help you". It was comming from my butt! I sat on my cell phone and got 911. Cool...your butt dialed 911......Damn that's funny... ~R+R...Can I help you?...You wanna help me down there?...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #20 May 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteOne day, I sat down on the sofa and heard a lady's vioce "can I help you". It was comming from my butt! I sat on my cell phone and got 911. Cool...your butt dialed 911......Damn that's funny... Does your pecker dial 900 sex lines?? -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #21 May 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOne day, I sat down on the sofa and heard a lady's vioce "can I help you". It was comming from my butt! I sat on my cell phone and got 911. Cool...your butt dialed 911......Damn that's funny... Does your pecker dial 900 sex lines?? -Jeffrey Only when I'm wearing one...?... ~R+R......Yes, that is meant as a joke......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #22 May 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOne day, I sat down on the sofa and heard a lady's vioce "can I help you". It was comming from my butt! I sat on my cell phone and got 911. Cool...your butt dialed 911......Damn that's funny... Does your pecker dial 900 sex lines?? Nope! but it does most of the thinking for me and writes checks that my body would rather not cash._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #23 May 7, 2005 You'll be able to remember this fondly when he is 15 and they show up with a warrant for him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sfzombie13 324 #24 May 8, 2005 my boy, morgan, was about a year old when he did it, but i took the phone away and after i hung up, i got the call back from the operator. kids are truly great, morgan just had his first mouthful of sand from the sandbox today, it was so funny._________________________________________ Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Evelyn 0 #25 May 8, 2005 LOL . Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #23 May 7, 2005 You'll be able to remember this fondly when he is 15 and they show up with a warrant for him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie13 324 #24 May 8, 2005 my boy, morgan, was about a year old when he did it, but i took the phone away and after i hung up, i got the call back from the operator. kids are truly great, morgan just had his first mouthful of sand from the sandbox today, it was so funny._________________________________________ Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #25 May 8, 2005 LOL . Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
