Daizey 0 #26 May 5, 2005 QuoteI'm a sock too. Me too *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #27 May 5, 2005 QuoteANY WINDEX OUT THERE???!?!? Hello! Did you miss my post?! Too bad, though. I'm already taken by a Fork. _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #28 May 5, 2005 Are there any hoes in the house? 'Cause this biz-atch is a toenail, and I'm looking for a fine honey to take home to my trailer. I feel like Moe on the Simpsons . . . "Is there a hoe here? I'm looking for a hoe!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #29 May 5, 2005 Quote Too bad, though. I'm already taken by a Fork. Fork you, ice hole. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #30 May 5, 2005 You are a Toenail. (Taken from Ebaumsworld.com) Okay, maybe you're not THAT gross. But yes. You are a toenail. You usually get in the way of peoples' lives and are annoying at times, but people hang out with you because you are amusing. You enjoy acting retarded in front of large crowds of people. Many may call you a dork and a loser, but the truth is that you are very intelligent, and this will be proven in the near future. You are dependent on your friends, but you are not willing to conform into society's stereotypical mold. You may be called a loser, but at least you aren't a nobody. Even the opposite sex finds your uniqueness attractive. You stand out, and that's what makes you special. Even if people leave you hanging. Most compatible with: Hoe. LOL!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #31 May 5, 2005 I'm a fork too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seejanefall 0 #32 May 5, 2005 I'm a toothbrush. You are a control freak. You love to be in charge of everything, and like to do things yourself instead of indirectly. Hands-on projects are your favorite. You like to accomplish things the hard way, even if it means getting dirty. You have high priorities and set goals for your life, which will make you very successful. However, you will have to dig deep and get rid of all the crap people throw at you in order to have a promising future. Most compatible with: Toilet Paper, and Windex. DAMN. I'm trying to be more flexible. . . really. . . _____________ PMS #394 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #33 May 5, 2005 You are a guitar. You are a musical genius... congratulations. Most people think you are a little obsessed with music, but that's okay. You don't care what other people think. You are independent, and would rather have a few good (and weird) friends than a lot of not-so-good ones. You may feel that people run down your eccentricity, but that's only because they're jealous. You will most likely become very successful with your musical talent. \m/ Rock on! Most compatible with: Drumstick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #34 May 5, 2005 Quote Too bad, though. I'm already taken by a Fork. _Pm OK, ANY OTHER WINDEX OUT THERE???????__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #35 May 5, 2005 QuoteI'm Windex...? You are Windex. Hey Windex can cure anything! Haven't you seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding?I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #36 May 5, 2005 QuoteFork you, ice hole. My Fork forks me frequently...and then my Fork spoons with me afterwards. Wow, I so need to find something more constructive to do here at work. _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #37 May 5, 2005 It says I'm windex... I SO AM not.... those that have seen my car know i'm not a neat freak It's all good though! CReW SKies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #38 May 5, 2005 QuoteI'm a fork too. Sweet! Salad, dinner, or dessert? I'm thinking I'm salad... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #39 May 5, 2005 I'm a Hoe You are characterized as being used by others, when in fact it is the other way around. You are secretive, especially around those you care most about. Even though you are always one take control of situations, people can sometimes bring down your self esteem. But don't worry. You have the opposite sex to make all of your dreams come true. Just don't be too dependent on your lover... he may be only using you to tend to his crops. Most Compatible with: Toilet Paper, and Toenail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #40 May 5, 2005 QuoteI'm a Hoe Honesty is the first step... cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #41 May 5, 2005 You are a guitar. You are a musical genius... congratulations. Most people think you are a little obsessed with music, but that's okay. You don't care what other people think. You are independent, and would rather have a few good (and weird) friends than a lot of not-so-good ones. You may feel that people run down your eccentricity, but that's only because they're jealous. You will most likely become very successful with your musical talent. \m/ Rock on! Most compatible with: Drumstick."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #42 May 5, 2005 QuoteHey Windex can cure anything! Haven't you seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding? I was actually thinking about that after I read the description! I frequently refer to my husband as Windex because he has a very strong sense of national (Canadian) pride. Hehe... _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #43 May 5, 2005 You are a Kitchen Knife. You are a very aggressive person, not hesitating to make a fatal move in order to succeed. You are always aware of what is going on around you, though other people aren't. You are over-protective of some of your valued possessions, though you gamble to gain more. If someone gets in your way, you kill them. If you hate someone, they die. Well, not literally. People fear you for your skills and envy your success, but you don't care. You liked to be feared in order to gain reverence. You are the most powerful of all silverware, and cut up peoples souls. I mean food. Most compatible with: Toothbrush. Funny shit.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #44 May 5, 2005 Now I just need to find a good pimp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #45 May 5, 2005 QuoteNow I just need to find a good pimp According to the horoscope thread, I'd make a good bus driver or pimp cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #46 May 5, 2005 I'm a drumstick too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #47 May 5, 2005 QuoteI'm a Hoe I'm being stalked by a hoe?! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #48 May 5, 2005 QuoteJust don't be too dependent on your lover... he may be only using you to tend to his crops. BWAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! THIS IS GREAT!! Hmm..lots of drumsticks & guitars...*takes her pick* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #49 May 5, 2005 Shhhh... don't tell my pimp. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #50 May 5, 2005 QuoteShhhh... don't tell my pimp. Bribery will get you everywhere. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
