be werry werry quite...

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i'm hunting a racoon,, and i'm gona get that sucker too.... he was hidding in my parents back yard tonight... i missed him with my first shot but i'll get him yet..... there's a .380 fullmetal jacket waiting for him.........and the best part is i don't really ahve to hunt hima ll that much.. the og bark when evr he's around so then i ust have to gooutside and find him whenthathapens....... thatis unless i scared the hellout of him tonight and he never comes back.,. wich works for me too.. don't want to kill the little guy but he just on't go away.....

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[happythoughts 0]

Get a box trap made of wire. Open a can of sardines with mustard. Put the open can in the trap.

Guaranteed capture. Non-fatal if you look earlier in the morning before it dehydrates. Soak it with a hose.

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dude, no box traps here in the house, but the pistol is.... pistol wins......

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Wingi... step away from the keyboard and go get a dictionary. I can read all most all your posts, but this one takes the cake for difficulty level. Its scored at least a 9.95 on the difficulty meter for comprehension.

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[towerrat 0]

Its scored at least a 9.95 on the difficulty meter for comprehension.





I'm glad it's not just me, I was beginning to think he was doing that just to make my brain hurt

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

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Only way he could have increased it to a 9.99 was to add in a twisting backflip in French too.

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[RkyMtnHigh 0]

so ....we're tiptoeing to the victim...and being bewry bewry twiet....shhhhh...oopsie...so wingie, I gotta pee...so now what?...I bet you'll tell me to pee in the woods. I can write my name in the snow...practiced a lot in Colorado over the past 19 years.

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I can write my name in the snow...practiced a lot in Colorado over the past 19 years.

for soem reason beleive you probly could......


phree, just add spaces or take them away, all theletters are there... ithink...... remeber,i don't proofread most of the time... and i was all hyped up about how i almost shot me a racoon!!!

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[swedishcelt 0]

have squirrel problem

please help

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have squirrel problem

please help

sure... for 5 million dollars!!!!! or maybe nudie pictures... yes, that's it.......lots and lots of nudie pictures.................





(shhhhh, don't tell her i didn't specify that they didn'thave to be of her)(swedshcelt is a chick right???)

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have squirrel problem

please help

Now THIS is a squirrel problem.

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he must have the shakes,, when i read that i had to read it twice,,lol

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[tecdady 0]

paintball gun. works like a charm. non lethal mostly, and when they go home pink/yellow/orange to their racoon buddies, the humiliation sets in.

but any little fuckers with opposable thumbs are bad news in my book. its all we have that separates them from us. dont let him steal the paintball gun from u. it could turn out bad.

Day-Day that CRAAAAAAAZY bitch is out there again!!!

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he must have the shakes,, when i read that i had to read it twice,,lol

i got it the first time.

i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce

[swedishcelt 0]

My squirrel problem is worse.

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have squirrel problem

please help

why would you ask him to help??
he MISSED the raccoon.

all he'd do is shoot up your back yard

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[Beerlight 0]

Wingi, unless you live in bumfuck, you can get a FREE cage/trap from the human society or your local animal shelter.....a loaner that is......

Good ruck.....

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I asked her the same thing and she said that her squirrel blew up.

Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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My squirrel problem is worse.

the solution

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I asked her the same thing and she said that her squirrel blew up.

blew up? like the african frogs?

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[BillyVance 34]

I have a feral cat problem at home. I own more than 3 acres of land and have 4 cats that love the outdoors, but my wife, seeing that feral cat looking hungry a couple of years ago, started feeding it out of pity, even though it would not let us get near it.

Every now and then one or another of my cats started coming in with wounds, and one day I actually caught the feral cat menacing one of my cats... I figured it was time to drive it off to keep my cats safe. So I shot it with my 1000fps pellet rifle. It ran off. Came back a week later. I shot it again, twice. It didn't come back for a month! Last week I shot it again. It came back the next day... WTF?? I know my gun is strong enough to teach it a lesson and every time I shot it, it hopped a foot in the air and ran off at top speed. That's one tough mo-fo...

Think I'm gonna have to give the trap a try this time...

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