Spizzzarko 0 #51 April 29, 2005 I'm going to hold you to it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #52 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh, since no one's answered: Cock blocking is normally something you do to someone else. Example: Your friend is about to score with a hottie, and you in some way stop that from happening. You make him leave the party; go over and distract her, etc. Shimell (from what I understand) is constantly about to score, and then screws it up. I've never seen this firsthand, but that's just the basic idea of him cockblocking himself. The funny thing...is there are chicks that actually pussy block too!!!! It goes both ways! funny enough, so does howtosee.. i just like the word COCKBLOCK!!! sorry... i like to yell it when im drunk..... hwehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #53 April 29, 2005 QuoteAhhhh! I think I get it! So is it safe to say thet Mark's personality is his cock blocker? i really do pride myself in being able to steal away a girl from someone at the dz. but i dont sleep around so peeps think i cockblock myself. and if the girl does end up sleeping around then i have no respect for them anyways...just the plain truth... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #54 April 29, 2005 Quotethis thread has entertained me. thank you mee too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #55 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuote I've never seen this firsthand, but that's just the basic idea of him cockblocking himself. NO??? I have a distinct visual of YOU and HIM at Neighbors one night... Not sure if his cock was ever going to enter the situation.... but - I know the incident was witnessed by more than 1 individual!! what she is saying blain is that is NOT a time that i screwed anything up.... trrust me! if i had wanted to i would have!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #56 April 29, 2005 Quoteif i had wanted to i would have!! And the next time I see you, I'm kicking you in the balls! How's that for some cock blocking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #57 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteif i had wanted to i would have!! And the next time I see you, I'm kicking you in the balls! How's that for some cock blocking? kelly kelly.. thanks for that.. but sweetheart you took that the wrong way... get your head out of the gutter girl... i meant if i wanted to screw it up i would have... now do i get a hug? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #58 April 29, 2005 I'm not sure . . . I don't really get what you mean. But ok, I'll give you a hug anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #59 April 29, 2005 damn. your more dense than me..... grrrrr..... nevermind! im slow too so im laughing with ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #60 April 29, 2005 I would like to PUBLICLY thank HOWTOSEE and asc for helping me promote www.skydivethefarm.com you see, by ripping on me your helping promote the farm... so i thank you for that.. also see ya in a couple weeks at the FARM on may 14-15th at the SHIMELL boogie.... going to be a huge party. lets see if you really have the balls to show up... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #61 April 29, 2005 QuoteI'm not sure . . . I don't really get what you mean. But ok, I'll give you a hug anyway. so i have been pm'ing with kelly trying to explain what i was tryinjg to say.. and well she doesnt get it... so there is a prime example of me cockblocking myself!... jeese and i got kicked in the nuts too..... kelly. i think you should have taken that as a compliment. at least that is how it was meant to sound...lol... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #62 April 29, 2005 Does this happen to you on a daily basis? If so, then DAMNNNN. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #63 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat the hell have you done to deserve all of this? Did you anger the gods in some sort of horrific manner? Nah, he's just a loudmouth He's kept alive strictly for amusement purposes It's incredibly funny to watch someone cock block themselves. It's like watching a trainwreck All you need is a burger to have a Boogie...right? NOT!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #64 April 29, 2005 OK... Skimmel.. While making fun of you is definitely a favorite past time for many, I do occasionally feel Sorry for you.. Soo. Here is a Little tip.. When a Girl takes something you say the wrong way (which happens to all of us every once in a while)... The Proper Response is NOT Quotedamn. your more dense than me..... Work on that Buddy. One day you may overcome your uhhh Handicap. (Oh and BTW.. it is "You Are" not "Your") Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #65 April 29, 2005 Waittaminute! If ASC is really behind this, does this mean there's going to be lots of copies of virtual Shimmell's that don't actually exist? I'm so confused.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #66 April 29, 2005 QuoteIf ASC is really behind this, does this mean there's going to be lots of copies of virtual Shimmell's that don't actually exist? It means that Skimmel is no more than a 20 minute drive from where ever you are. It Means that there will be soon be a 1-800-Skimell service that will sell a Skimell Vouchers that no one wants to admit they accept and you will have to drive across 4 states to use it only to find out you paid 4 times as much as the others. It means that if you accidentally call shimmels number by mistake while actually trying to call someone else, they will pretend to be whoever you thought you were calling and sell you a Skimel Voucher that no one wants to admit they accept. It means that skimmell will soon have tattoos stolen off other skydivers bodies. It means that Skimmel will be invading a DZ near you soon!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #67 April 29, 2005 Now that's some funny shit right there!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #68 April 29, 2005 Not Funny.. Its Scary!! I Think that Skimel is the Prototype.. They could be building 1000`s of them over there. I think their plan is to send one to every DZ in the country and then buy it out when the Value Drops. What would happen to the value of you DZ if suddenly 4 or 5 Shimmells showed up?? Imagine how quick you DZO would want to get away!! They have already infected my DZ.. Yours could be next!! This is serious Stuff!! (Why do you think he was screaming "My Electronics!! My Electronics!!" when they tried to throw him in the Pond?? He is really a Robot programmed to annoy everyone!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #69 April 29, 2005 Quote(Why do you think he was screaming "My Electronics!! My Electronics!!" when they tried to throw him in the Pond?? He is really a Robot programmed to annoy everyone!!) LOL!!! QuoteThey could be building 1000`s of them over there. I think their plan is to send one to every DZ in the country and then buy it out when the Value Drops. I can ONLY hope they are doing it digitally......If they not....and each copy gets worse and worse..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #70 April 30, 2005 Maybe we just got a defective copy... I think we need to send him back for servicing---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #71 April 30, 2005 its funny, this thread started off like! now i cant stop laughing.... jay i know it has to be crackin you up when you type shit like that... i cant even see the keyboard, because my eyes are wattering. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #72 May 1, 2005 QuoteUsually the Cock Blocker is Friend of that Hottie that you hitting on that decides they are going to do whatever they can to interfere with you actually getting somewhere with said Hottie....... I was victimized...AnnieMae probably thinks I'm a total bozo... (Cut it before you come with it, Blaine )My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
