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tecdady

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andddddd.....i wasn't there>:(

Okay....next time I see you, I will do everything in my power to try to be a nice person. I realize I seem like an unapproachable skygoddess (of which i am :D) but, I would love to engage you in a great :D conversation

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Once my friend was going to do a hop-n-pop to test drive a canopy. It was one of those very rare loads - all guys except for her.

The tandem on the load was a guy who was telling us how he was so macho and did all the manly stuff. He couldn't believe that women even skydived.

At 5K, we opened the door and grabbed her by her grippers and threw her out as she screamed. :D I turned around and said, "We just use her for a wind drift indicator."

"Man, you guys are cold."

As is usually the case, Mr. I'm-so-bad never returned after the 1st tandem.

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Once my friend was going to do a hop-n-pop to test drive a canopy. It was one of those very rare loads - all guys except for her.

The tandem on the load was a guy who was telling us how he was so macho and did all the manly stuff. He couldn't believe that women even skydived.

At 5K, we opened the door and grabbed her by her grippers and threw her out as she screamed. :D I turned around and said, "We just use her for a wind drift indicator."

"Man, you guys are cold."

As is usually the case, Mr. I'm-so-bad never returned after the 1st tandem.



I do believe...sniff...sniff......that I smell a bullshitter!!!!!! B|


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That $160 is showing up in the threads!! I am not, however, denying the fact that I am, indeed a SKYGODDESS....:D

bow to me...on yo' knees

umm.....I don't want to refresh my screen...but, muscle man needs to know that women are taking over THIS sport too!!>:(

Enjoy skydiving buddy....we are all equal to the ground.:)

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Once my friend was going to do a hop-n-pop to test drive a canopy. It was one of those very rare loads - all guys except for her.

The tandem on the load was a guy who was telling us how he was so macho and did all the manly stuff. He couldn't believe that women even skydived.

At 5K, we opened the door and grabbed her by her grippers and threw her out as she screamed. :D I turned around and said, "We just use her for a wind drift indicator."

"Man, you guys are cold."

As is usually the case, Mr. I'm-so-bad never returned after the 1st tandem.




True or not...that is freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D But if you try that shit on me...well...you pay...needless to say...;)...


~R+R:)...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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I'll skydive with ya, but I'm staying out of the golf cart from now on. :D I try to keep the danger out of an otherwise safe sport. ;)




You're on...B|...Yeah...golf carts are a dangerous sport...:o...just look at Zeemax...:D...


~R+R:)...He brought a whole new meaning to "string of doom"...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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