Amanduh 0 #1 April 27, 2005 When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a girl looks down, It means shes uncomfortable. When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says "I love you", She means it. When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future. When a GIRL says "I miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that *See, girls can be simple* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckky 0 #3 April 27, 2005 WELL said and men say we are hard to figure out..go figureP-nut needs pied,,and a spankingIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 April 27, 2005 Oooohhhh so THAT'S it! I've been dating aliens all my life! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #5 April 27, 2005 what does it mean when a girl is hitting you in the back of the head with a frying pan? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #6 April 27, 2005 fly landed there probably Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 April 27, 2005 Quotewhat does it mean when a girl is hitting you in the back of the head with a frying pan?Awe she loves you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #8 April 27, 2005 Quote Quotewhat does it mean when a girl is hitting you in the back of the head with a frying pan? Awe she loves you. it must be that right? dont they say love hurts? getting hit by a frying pan sure as hell hurts.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply.... Orrrr, yapping, watching Family Guy, sucking down a beer, lost in space, nodding off, laughing and snorting, throwing darts, making a stupid face, staring at the back of my hand & realizing I don't know it so well... the list goes on... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #10 April 27, 2005 I am so fragile right now, that nearly anything makes me cry.... well that really made brought the tears out.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 April 27, 2005 QuoteI am so fragile right now, that nearly anything makes me cry.... Then DON'T watch Ladder49. I watched it earlier and was bawling like a baby. Good movie, but very emotional. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #12 April 27, 2005 Quotewhat does it mean when a girl is hitting you in the back of the head with a frying pan? Nice, Funks. You must get that a lot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 April 27, 2005 When a manis quiet, nothing is going on. When a man is not arguing, his wife is doing it for him When a man looks at you with eyes full of questions, he is wondering how long you will be around after a shag. When a man answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, HE is fine. When a Man stares at you, he is wondering About a shag. When a man lays on your chest, Don't know never happened to me may want to ask Blaine that one. When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is a fucking stalker When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She 's REALLY a stalker When a GIRL says "I love you", Its time to lie When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, Means she has lost her job and needs money!!!. When a man says "I miss you", He's shagging someone else, feels guilty. When DUH says she'll help clean the camper, she really means that!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 April 27, 2005 ok so that what GIRL 101... I wanna take WOMEN 201!! I quite trying to figure them out.... I just use the "yes dear" response....Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckky 0 #15 April 27, 2005 I am so fragile right now, that nearly anything makes me cry.... ******************************************tI am sry flygirl that u are feeling so fragile right now,,keep ur chin up..P-nut needs pied and a spankingIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #16 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen a man lays on your chest, Don't know never happened to me may want to ask Blaine that one. oooooh, you're gonna get it!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mary1979 0 #17 April 27, 2005 What does it mean when we almost call men by the wrong name??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 April 27, 2005 Bahahaha! I once said "Kevin!!" to Not-Kevin, because I hadn't been that frustrated-psuedofurious since Kevin... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 April 27, 2005 Quotewhat does it mean when a girl is hitting you in the back of the head with a frying pan? I worked with someone who's wife hit him with a telephone. yep the old rotary dial phones. she hit him square in the face than divorced him. I wonder what she meant by that???My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #20 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen DUH says she'll help clean the camper, she really means that! That just made me laugh. You rock, Lee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #21 April 27, 2005 QuoteQuotewhat does it mean when a girl is hitting you in the back of the head with a frying pan? Nice, Funks. You must get that a lot. Yeah, but i usually dont feel it until the next day. Thank god for yager Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 April 27, 2005 So Amanda it is your job to find the wifey a flight i'm towing the swamp to Houston but she needs to flyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 April 27, 2005 When a GIRL is quiet, she's waiting for me to remember the question. When a girl looks down, she's looking for a stick. When a GIRL is not arguing, she realizes I'm too drunk to hear. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around (this world). When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, help her up, convince her that she tripped you. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering if that is spinach stuck between those two front teeth. When a GIRL lays on your chest, watch out for the laundry bag. When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is checking your home-arrest. When a GIRL says "I missed you", she's reloading. (that's how my relationships work) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #24 April 27, 2005 yeah...i'd like to one day meet one of these "GIRLS" Maybe next week when I visit Fantasy Land! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 April 27, 2005 Quoteyeah...i'd like to one day meet one of these "GIRLS" Maybe next week when I visit Fantasy Land! On Wednesday night, Fantasy Land doesn't have a cover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
