MikeForsythe 0 #26 April 27, 2005 ROTFLMAO Now there is a man that understands women!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 April 27, 2005 I don't know if "understand" is the correct word. I'm just kinda like the dog who has been on the couch enough times to figure out couch=newspaper. I do know that "I'll arm-wrestle ya for it" is not the best pick up line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckky 0 #28 April 27, 2005 been on the couch enough times to figure out couch=newspaper. ****************************************** U are paper trained P-nut needs pied & spankedIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #29 April 27, 2005 QuoteI do know that "I'll arm-wrestle ya for it" is not the best pick up line.WOW, that explains why I have had a problem!ThanksTime and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #30 April 27, 2005 Thank you Amanduh for the secrets... Happy Thoughts had secrets too, funny secrets... okay, here's the secrets I thought were secrets... When a GIRL is quiet, it’s because she’s daydreaming. When a girl looks down, It’s because she misplaced something. When a GIRL is not arguing, It’s because she thinks you’re an idiot and doesn’t want to argue anymore. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, She’s wondering if she’ll remember all of them to ask. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, She’s friggin’ pissed! When a GIRL stares at you, She is looking at oxygen or wondering if you’re the first generation standing. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing you had developed bigger pecs. When a GIRL calls you everyday, It’s because you’re not returning her calls. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to use you like a cheap throw rug. When a GIRL says "I love you", She thinks you feel the same for her and will punch you in the face if you don’t say it. When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that she would like you as furniture in her place (or yours.) When a GIRL says "I miss you", It means she misses all the things you’ll do for her. *See, girls can be simple* You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harlequincynic 0 #31 April 27, 2005 I found this poem a really long time ago, and I don't know who wrote it, but : I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify, Any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon. I can get a massage Without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, About the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, Whenever I am wrong. I don't drive in circles, At any cost. And I don't have a problem, Admitting I'm lost. I never forget, An important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, With lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, To remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #32 April 27, 2005 QuoteI do know that "I'll arm-wrestle ya for it" is not the best pick up line I once walked up to a girl and said "you wouldn't know this by lookin at me, but I can run REALLY fast." (from a Seinfeld episode) it actually worked, we ended up talkin the rest of the nite, she thought I was funny. Sometimes I guess stupid lines like that could work. Its a little more interesting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #33 April 27, 2005 When I left my Ex she said she can't live without me. So I asked her why she wasn't dead yetYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 April 27, 2005 Wow...........I get lots of the good ones every day. I think she loves me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #35 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen I left my Ex she said she can't live without me. So I asked her why she wasn't dead yet Damn, I should have used that line when I broke up the asshole a few years ago......He was definitely a prick...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #36 April 27, 2005 QuoteSo Amanda it is your job to find the wifey a flight i'm towing the swamp to Houston but she needs to fly What day is she flyin in on? Leaving? What airport is she flying out of? (Fly into Hobby) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #37 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen a girl looks down, she's looking for a stick. And what are we supposed to do with a stick once we find it? I've never looked for a stick before, they're kind of hard to find where I hang out, like at shoe stores. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #38 April 27, 2005 You guys are tripping me out!!! Damn Skinny. I didn't realize you were so sensitive. Duh...you suggest hobby not IAH skyfest?I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #39 April 27, 2005 Yeah, sweetie. It is a lot closer to the DZ and it will be easier for us to pick you up. I can't wait girl! Love ya!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #40 April 27, 2005 Why is it that, when asked "how much do you love me??" always ends up in me parting with loads of cash._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #41 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind... and A MAN is wondering what's wrong! (does this mean we can't have sex?) When a girl looks down, It means shes uncomfortable.... and A MAN probably doesn't notice! (he's thinking about having sex) When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply.... and A MAN is wondering what he did! (does this mean we can't have sex?) When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around.... and A MAN is wondering, "why the probing stare...what did I do?" (does this mean we can't have sex?) When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine.... and A MAN knows this, but drawing out the problem is often more trouble than ignoring the issue. (he definately doesn't want to have sex now!) When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying.... and A MAN is wondering, "what - it's the truth!" (He's hoping for sex, but it doesn't look too good.) When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.... and A MAN is wondering if she'll move her head lower!! (hoping it will lead to sex!) When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention.... and A MAN is thinking she is a bit over-demanding. (but the sex is worth it!) When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered.... and A MAN is wondering when he'll get a day with his buddies. (he wants to have sex with you when he gets back!) When a GIRL says "I love you", She means it.... and A MAN is wondering, "do I have to say it back?" (if I do, I bet I will get sex?) When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future.... and A MAN is wondering where the door is...psycho! (but still wants to have sex one more time?) When a GIRL says "I miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that... and A MAN is wondering if he'll get sex when he sees her again! *see, men are simple creatures too!!* Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #43 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen a man lays on your chest, Don't know never happened to me may want to ask Blaine that one. It scares me that my name comes up in your mind at random times like this.... ....you scare me even more now!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #44 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen a GIRL stares at you, she looks for gray hairs in the eyebrows, looking at the nose hairs sticking out, looking at the split ends on a goatee, and admiring the very very very nice lips. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 0 #45 April 27, 2005 is this why you're still single? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #46 April 27, 2005 When a GIRL is quiet, she's trying to think of some way to find fault with your behavior When a girl looks down, Its because you wounded her deeply by not telling you that you love her 68 times a day. When a GIRL is not arguing, She is asleep When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering if you are cheating on her. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, You should just say "OK" and immediately leave. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering if you are cheating on her When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is trying to keep you from going out and cheating. When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is making sure you arent cheating on her. The women I've been involved with tend to be like this. And just to add, I've never cheated, not even close, not even once. You cant ALL be this insecure can you? __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #48 April 27, 2005 I don't know . . . you can't ALL be assholes, can you? Someone, please, prove me wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #49 April 27, 2005 QuoteIt scares me that my name comes up in your mind at random times like this.... ....you scare me even more now!!! I think it was the green extentions at Dublin.....You know, Lee is a pretty big...almost bearlike... who tend to be tops which makes you a b...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #50 April 27, 2005 QuoteI don't know . . . you can't ALL be assholes, can you? Someone, please, prove me wrong. Unfortunately its true. We are ALL assholes with very few exceptions. Some of us are honorable assholes though, and get tired of being treated like we have no honor for no reason. __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
