airtwardo 7 #51 April 27, 2005 When a MAN says: What he really means is~ "I meant to call, but lost your number..." ~The blonde with the big tits was back in town, but now that she's left... "I thought I'd stop by to see you later..." ~We're foregoing dinner and a movie, ya got two hours to get the sheets washed... "I was playing ball with the guys..." ~don't ask about the fresh finger nail scratches..." "Let's just stay in tonight..." ~I'm ricocheting checks all over town...(Blondie was back) "I love your eyes..." ~Lay off the twinkies, your gettin' an ass like a brewery horse! "You have great legs..." ~But they look like they were designed to hold a lotta weight, so eventually they WILL! "I'm a Skydiver..." ~I'm fucking BROKE...! "You're so talented..." ~Unlike the blonde, you can cook... "Tell me about your family..." ~You gonna be coming into money? "Tell me about your friends..." ~God I hope you don't know the blonde...! "I travel a lot for work..." ~Don't call me, I'll call you... "You have 'natural' beauty..." You need to shop more at 'Fredericks'... "How are you doing..." ~Is it still 'that time' of the month...? "It's my 'pet name' I made up for you..." ~What was your name again...? "It's just that I have trouble expressing myself in words..." ~What the fuck was your name again...?" "You seem really adventurous..." ~Wanna see my ball-gag and handcuffs....? "What do you do for fun..." Who else you sleepin' with...? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #52 April 27, 2005 QuoteI think it was the green extentions at Dublin.....You know, Lee is a pretty big...almost bearlike... who tend to be tops which makes you a b...... Uhhh....NO! What the hell would you know about topping and bottoming anyway??? I've seen the girl you sleep with....it's obvious you're a bot... Hmmm...better save that one...have to survive a tunnel camp with her....she might jump in and take me out!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #53 April 27, 2005 Good one Jimmy!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #54 April 27, 2005 Only thing I've been sleeping with is the pilots dog lately!!!(she is a pure-boxer though) I keep telling myself,"Self, you LOVE Ohio. I can't figure this place out though. Sunday there was 18 inches of snow 14 miles north of here. Monday's high was 61!!!! [back on topic] And if you think the weather is nuts.....you should meet some of these Ohio women!! (Oh wait, you did!!) PS!!! IT JUST STARTED TO ICE OUTSIDE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #55 April 27, 2005 What'd I tell ya. Should have come to Houston. You would have at least had my pillow again. *Edited to add: Today is sunny, no clouds, and 82 degress with maybe a 2 mph wind. Oh gawd it's nice!! *Edited again to add: Screw it, take off today and drive to XKeys for a vacation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #56 April 27, 2005 Quote*Edited to add: Today is sunny, no clouds, and 82 degress with maybe a 2 mph wind. Oh gawd it's nice!! ***Edited to add: BITE ME!!! Quote*Edited again to add: Screw it, take off today and drive to XKeys for a vacation. What makes you think that they are further south than us?? "someday.......,(sat) you'll ache like I ache!!! ps: I probably wouldn't come back if I did that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #57 April 27, 2005 I know you wouldn't go back. I'd make sure of it. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA edited to add: Quit whining old man. Dont make me call the wambulance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #58 April 27, 2005 QuoteI don't know . . . you can't ALL be assholes, can you? Someone, please, prove me wrong. I'm not an Asshole... at least I don't think I am? ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #59 April 27, 2005 QuoteQuit whining old man. When was the last time you were carded to buy cigarette's!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #60 April 27, 2005 QuoteWhen was the last time you were carded to buy cigarette's!!!!! Yesterday Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #61 April 27, 2005 QuoteI do know that "I'll arm-wrestle ya for it" is not the best pick up line. Hmmm.... It works great on the Dykes I know... Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
