Flarelatedad 0 #1 April 25, 2005 15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 14. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 13. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 12. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares . . . and see what happens. 11. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 10. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 9. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 7. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 6. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 4. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 3. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 2. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" (And; last, but not least!) 1. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #2 April 25, 2005 Quote 15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. I thought that was the funniest one... but I try to stay away from Walmart... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #3 April 25, 2005 Quote 14. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 13. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 7. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. I'll tell you what I did one day at a Wal-Mart... I went into the TV dept and turned on the closed captions on every TV that was on display. Now that store is handicapped-accessible! The trail of tomato juice... damn... As for security cameras, I remember when I was in Memphis with my parents when I was about 10 years old. We went to see a highly regarded ear, nose and throad doctor who had a specialty for deafness issues/surgery. So, we were staying in the hotel across the street from the hospital, and there's a basement corridor that connects the two buildings under the street, with an escalator leading up to the hospital lobby. Well, I was wandering through there and noticed a security camera on the ceiling at the bottom of the escalators. I knew the security desk was near the top of the escalators. I flicked my finger at the camera. Then maybe 15 seconds later I see the lower half of a security guard appear on the escalator coming down. Uh oh, I turned and ran off. I found my way to a stairwell at the corner of the parking deck and was having fun hooting in the stairwell for the sound effects and echoes when the infernal security guard opened the door and caught me... Dang... busted! He made me take him to my parents' hotel room... the look on my parents face when they opened the door was priceless... I was a baaaad baaaad boy growing up! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #4 April 25, 2005 You forgot the best ones... - Play samurai with you friends using the long foam pool noodles - Hail Mary's and soccer through housewares. /Been kicked out of one too many wally worlds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #5 April 25, 2005 I've always enjoyed trying to get those dancing musical toys to all play the tune in unison. I had better luck with the harmonies tho ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #6 April 25, 2005 I refuse, to go into a Wal-Mart! They're like a forking jungle! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #7 April 26, 2005 Quote10. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Two weeks before I left a job, I came in early and put up a bunch of "Wet Paint" signs. People were walking around cautiously touching the desks and overhead cabinets for 30 minutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kramer 0 #8 April 26, 2005 Quotebut I try to stay away from Walmart...Me too. Sometimes you just plain and simply have to go into a Walmart. But as long as I don't have to, I don't go in there. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jb092 0 #9 April 26, 2005 Quote15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. That is great I would love to try it Quote13. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. This one is wrong on just too many levels! What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #10 April 26, 2005 I friend and I went in one time and and hit the clthing area. I dress like a walmart pimp and she dressed like a walmart hooker I tried to sell her to the customers. I had a purple umbrella for my pimp cane and HUGE tinted tweety bird glasses and a tweeked out golfers hat she had a clear HUGE bag with looney tunes on it and dressed in an overcoat type thing and flashed them when I pitched my sale. (of course she was wearing regular clothes under the coat) I even pimped by a manager who said absolutely nothing and kept walking! that was a fun dayMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #11 April 26, 2005 I always had to embarrass my other friend at the register. the best I did was I walked around and when I saw him I brought a box of NON lubed condoms, put on my best gay voice and asked him "will these be rough enough for you?" when he started to make excuses to the cashier I just kept going with the gay act. she didnt know who to believe. i did the same thing once with laxatives. but I screamed it form the other end of the aisle "hey, Travis did you need EX lax Or did you want the gum laxative?" did it once with ITCH cream as well....you get the point you can substitue all kinds of things hereMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #12 April 26, 2005 That was classic!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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Shotgun 1 #2 April 25, 2005 Quote 15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. I thought that was the funniest one... but I try to stay away from Walmart... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 April 25, 2005 Quote 14. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 13. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 7. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. I'll tell you what I did one day at a Wal-Mart... I went into the TV dept and turned on the closed captions on every TV that was on display. Now that store is handicapped-accessible! The trail of tomato juice... damn... As for security cameras, I remember when I was in Memphis with my parents when I was about 10 years old. We went to see a highly regarded ear, nose and throad doctor who had a specialty for deafness issues/surgery. So, we were staying in the hotel across the street from the hospital, and there's a basement corridor that connects the two buildings under the street, with an escalator leading up to the hospital lobby. Well, I was wandering through there and noticed a security camera on the ceiling at the bottom of the escalators. I knew the security desk was near the top of the escalators. I flicked my finger at the camera. Then maybe 15 seconds later I see the lower half of a security guard appear on the escalator coming down. Uh oh, I turned and ran off. I found my way to a stairwell at the corner of the parking deck and was having fun hooting in the stairwell for the sound effects and echoes when the infernal security guard opened the door and caught me... Dang... busted! He made me take him to my parents' hotel room... the look on my parents face when they opened the door was priceless... I was a baaaad baaaad boy growing up! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 April 25, 2005 You forgot the best ones... - Play samurai with you friends using the long foam pool noodles - Hail Mary's and soccer through housewares. /Been kicked out of one too many wally worlds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #5 April 25, 2005 I've always enjoyed trying to get those dancing musical toys to all play the tune in unison. I had better luck with the harmonies tho ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 April 25, 2005 I refuse, to go into a Wal-Mart! They're like a forking jungle! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 April 26, 2005 Quote10. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Two weeks before I left a job, I came in early and put up a bunch of "Wet Paint" signs. People were walking around cautiously touching the desks and overhead cabinets for 30 minutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #8 April 26, 2005 Quotebut I try to stay away from Walmart...Me too. Sometimes you just plain and simply have to go into a Walmart. But as long as I don't have to, I don't go in there. The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #9 April 26, 2005 Quote15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. That is great I would love to try it Quote13. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. This one is wrong on just too many levels! What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 April 26, 2005 I friend and I went in one time and and hit the clthing area. I dress like a walmart pimp and she dressed like a walmart hooker I tried to sell her to the customers. I had a purple umbrella for my pimp cane and HUGE tinted tweety bird glasses and a tweeked out golfers hat she had a clear HUGE bag with looney tunes on it and dressed in an overcoat type thing and flashed them when I pitched my sale. (of course she was wearing regular clothes under the coat) I even pimped by a manager who said absolutely nothing and kept walking! that was a fun dayMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 April 26, 2005 I always had to embarrass my other friend at the register. the best I did was I walked around and when I saw him I brought a box of NON lubed condoms, put on my best gay voice and asked him "will these be rough enough for you?" when he started to make excuses to the cashier I just kept going with the gay act. she didnt know who to believe. i did the same thing once with laxatives. but I screamed it form the other end of the aisle "hey, Travis did you need EX lax Or did you want the gum laxative?" did it once with ITCH cream as well....you get the point you can substitue all kinds of things hereMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 April 26, 2005 That was classic!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
