BillyVance 34 #1 April 25, 2005 THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; --I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard --Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. 19. Procrastinate Now! 20. I have a degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that? 21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27. Ham and eggs - a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #2 April 25, 2005 NyQuill- Label says "May cause drowsiness." It should say "Don't make any f%*#in' plans..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #3 April 25, 2005 nice, at first i thought.. "thirty lines, hell yeah, that's a lot of coke....".....lol.......i like 28 the best... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 April 25, 2005 QuoteNyQuill- Label says "May cause drowsiness." It should say "Don't make any f%*#in' plans..." Big "N", little "y", BIG, FUCKIN' "Q"...... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #5 April 25, 2005 funny wingie, i was thinking the same thing... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
