Girlfalldown 0 #1 April 22, 2005 So since my surgery I've been trying to find little things I can use to get back into shape slowly. I purchased one of those exercise balls the other day because my physical therapist said it's good to use as a chair at work to tighten up those tummy muscles. What she didn't warn me about was how loud it makes those little teensy weensy farts that come after having broccoli for dinner. My normal chair would have muffled the sound. So now the entire office is laughing at me and shaking their heads. I'm so embarrassed! Whoopsie! No more broccoli for dinner. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 April 22, 2005 youre just nasty girl. take a beno or something... geeze. everybody knows not to get caught fartin in the office! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 April 22, 2005 Quotesmuthinig... OMG. That has to be the funniest spelling of "something" I've ever seen. And that includes drunk posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 April 22, 2005 I have no idea what u r talkin about! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 April 22, 2005 Quoteyoure just nasty girl. take a beno or something... geeze. everybody knows not to get caught fartin in the office! Damn hippie! Don't lie. Just last week you were begging me to fart on your naked belly. You're such a sicko! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,998 #6 April 22, 2005 >No more broccoli for dinner. You should post this on Speaker's Corner! Within 20 posts someone would be saying that vegetarians are idiots, someone else would be saying that he has a right to fart wherever and whenever he wants, dammit, and a third person would be suggesting you shouldn't work in a customer service job. Think of the fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaapSuter 0 #7 April 22, 2005 This is it. The beginning of the end. I blame you GFD! She said fart! Girls don't fart, and when they do, it smells like roses... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 April 22, 2005 QuoteThis is it. The beginning of the end. I blame you GFD! She said fart! Girls don't fart, and when they do, it smells like roses... Yeah maybe if the roses were rotting in garbage for a week. I just did it again but this time on purpose. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 April 22, 2005 Umm...i just dont know what to say. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 April 22, 2005 And another thing! This ball makes my ass sweaty! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 April 22, 2005 My cat attacked my yoga ball the other day and now it is deflating. Must find the repair kit... They do work great as desk chairs! Except that I start getting a little too entertained from bouncing up and down on it... But I can't say that I've ever noticed the lack of fart-muffling (but then I'm usually alone when I'm sitting on it). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 April 22, 2005 QuoteMy cat attacked my yoga ball the other day and now it is deflating. Must find the repair kit... They do work great as desk chairs! Except that I start getting a little too entertained from bouncing up and down on it... But I can't say that I've ever noticed the lack of fart-muffling (but then I'm usually alone when I'm sitting on it). Fart on it now and let us know. We'll wait. ho hum... la la la te da. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 April 22, 2005 QuoteFart on it now and let us know. Well if I sit on it now it sounds like I am farting anyway... because of the air coming out all the holes where Iggy "attached" himself to it. But I guess that sound would at least help to muffle any actual farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #14 April 22, 2005 Quoteyoure just nasty girl. take a beno or something... geeze. everybody knows not to get caught fartin in the office! fartin in the office is much better than fartin on the plane Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteyoure just nasty girl. take a beno or something... geeze. everybody knows not to get caught fartin in the office! fartin in the office is much better than fartin on the plane That depends. Retaliation is good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 April 22, 2005 QuoteAnd another thing! This ball makes my ass sweaty! Haha...you said balls. And farting with a sweaty ass is funny too. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #17 April 22, 2005 Quote>No more broccoli for dinner. You should post this on Speaker's Corner! Within 20 posts someone would be saying that vegetarians are idiots, someone else would be saying that he has a right to fart wherever and whenever he wants, dammit, and a third person would be suggesting you shouldn't work in a customer service job. Think of the fun! I haven't looked in there for 91,000 posts. I've decided to take a peek every 100 thousand or so. I find I miss Talkback, which mixed politics with anything posted by GFD. Kinda like cioppino, a nice mixed stew, rather than just a giant radioactive steaming heap of vitriol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 April 22, 2005 Deuceypoo! Where ya been? I miss you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
