Tekla 0 #1 April 21, 2005 This is a slide in a works presentation I'm doing. A colleague of mine is holding the toilet roll on the right and Paula Radcliffe (marathon runner) is on the left. I need a funny caption or speech bubble to go in it. Any ideas ? Much appreciated. Lu-"let the beast beware"-cy . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #2 April 21, 2005 when you just don't have time to do the paperwork yourself... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #3 April 21, 2005 Try the new triple jalepeno burrito topped with our new double Tabasco at Taco Smell !!!Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 21, 2005 Hey Paula, you forgot to wipe your ass back there! Sorry, I couldn't think of anything better..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 April 21, 2005 "remember Paula - front to back.... front to back". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #6 April 21, 2005 girl "I get the bathroom first." Guy "But theres no TP, and I have the TP. haha""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #7 April 21, 2005 honey.... baby.... this will only take a minute..... and i will clean up when i am done!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #8 April 21, 2005 When running long distances, it is important to be prepared. Out of curiousity, WHY?! Seems like a totally bizzaro slide-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 April 21, 2005 QuoteWhen running long distances, it is important to be prepared. No shit! When I ran the Columbus, OH, marathon in 1990, there were over 5000 runners. I thought I'd taken care of my business in the hour leading up to the start. But somewhere near the first mile marker, I had to pull off at a closed Wendy's restaurant and pee behind the building, in 32 degree weather! Thank God I didn't have to do a #2... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #10 April 21, 2005 If I can clean hers, You can clean your dogs I'm the super dooper pooper scooper Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #11 April 22, 2005 "No matter how fast I go, I'm still wiping up the rear!"Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 April 22, 2005 If you can't cross the finish line first... bring one with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 April 22, 2005 Since this is a work presentation: "No job is ever finished until the paperwork is done." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #14 April 22, 2005 gotta go gotta go right now Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
