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Has he been named?

It'll be interesting to see this Pope's background. Will he be young or old? Mainly, from where will he come? I personally think that, politically, it may be to the church's benefit to elect a Pope either from Asia or Northern Africa.

This is interesting.


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Ratzinger ... wasn't he the guy who played Cliff, the Mailman, on CHEERS?



He is the current leader of the Inquisition, which for PR reasons changed its name in 1908 to "Congregatio pro Doctrina Fidei".

Founded in 1542 by Pope Paul III, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith was originally called the Sacred Congregation of the Universal Inquisition: the same people responsible for torturing and burning victims to death in the name of God.
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He was also a member of Hitler's Youth Party.

I find it amusing that they went out of their way to choose an old pope who wouldn't last too long. I guess that's whay they didn't need to think about it for too long. They were looking for the oldest and most frail!

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I find it amusing that they went out of their way to choose an old pope who wouldn't last too long. I guess that's whay they didn't need to think about it for too long. They were looking for the oldest and most frail!



They were all in a hurry to get the vote over with, so that they could go back to the Vatican Inn and watch TV broadcasts of Bush visiting the new Abe Lincoln museum.

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I don't think they are expecting him to live long enough to take the church in any direction. He's the "transitional" pope.


Don't fool yourself. The pope has lots of power. He is in continuity with the previous one, albeit even more conservative. That seems to be a trend.

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They were looking for the oldest and most frail!



You're probably correct. They need to have some transitional popes after John Paul II - popes who won't last long or make any real impact while Pope John Paul II becomes a legacy...


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White smoke - does that mean they're done cooking the old one? :S

Reminds me of my favorite (and only) German Murphyism:

"Alle kunst is umzunst wenn ein Angel im das Zundloch brunst". :D
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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