cderham 0 #1 April 21, 2005 Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, Survivor-Texas Style. The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay I love the Dixie Chicks Boycott Beef I voted for Al Gore George Strait Sucks Kerry in '04 Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your guns The first one who makes it back to Dallas, alive, wins. Chris It's Jimmy Time!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #2 April 21, 2005 Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 April 21, 2005 ...Don't forget~ "Barbecue SUCKS!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #4 April 21, 2005 Quote The first one who makes it out of Dallas, alive, wins. There, fixed it fer ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #5 April 21, 2005 You've got it all wrong. If they just stop and stay in Austin, they will be celebrated as heroes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #6 April 21, 2005 Quote...Don't forget~ "Barbecue SUCKS!" Yeah, and "Lone Star is douche water!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 April 21, 2005 QuoteQuote...Don't forget~ "Barbecue SUCKS!" Yeah, and "Lone Star is douche water!" Quote Good thing you didn't say SHINER! AggieDave would be makin' a ROAD TRIP! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 April 21, 2005 Psh, hang out in the Montrose area of Houston with those bumper stickers and no one will even notice you, you'll blend in so well... It's a very diverse place, Houston. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ham 0 #9 April 21, 2005 QuoteYeah, and "Lone Star is douche water!" ok - that was funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #10 April 21, 2005 QuoteIt's a very diverse place, Houston. BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *wiping tears* did you have a straight face typing that???? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 April 21, 2005 Whaaaat?? It is! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #12 April 21, 2005 ROFLMAO!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #13 April 21, 2005 QuoteWhaaaat?? It is! is it like a 1/2 square block down town or at the Galleria then? Only diversity I've seen in houston is the different color of H2's... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 April 21, 2005 Seriously, it is! Pretty much any group you identify with is represented here (outside of perhaps indigenous Brazilian Amazon tribes..) We got some (or lots) of everybody here! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #15 April 21, 2005 Psh, hang out in the Montrose area of Houston with those bumper stickers and no one will even notice you, you'll blend in so well... It's a very diverse place, Houston. _________________________________________________ Oh yeah, don't I know. My old band Retarted Elf used to play down there sometimes. Gets pretty rowdy in that area. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 April 21, 2005 "Retarded Elf"???? Bwahahahaha!! I'd have come for the name alone! Where'd you play? Were y'all any good? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #17 April 21, 2005 It's Retarted with a T. And no, we sucked. We used to play at Fitzgeralds all the time, and at the Vatican before that, and some other places whose names escape me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 April 21, 2005 LOL! I live quite close to the Fitz and have seen a few bands, but never yours. So, back to my point, Houston really is diverse! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #19 April 21, 2005 Houston isn't daring enough....go ahead and follow I-10 all the way through Beaumont - Vidor - Orange ..... "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #20 April 21, 2005 Houston isn't daring enough....go ahead and follow I-10 all the way through Beaumont - Vidor - Orange ..... Now that would be fun to watch. A pink volvo with gay pride stickers tooling around Vidor. Yikes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
