RfukfreeflyingW 0 #26 April 18, 2005 Man DUH this is sad, out of all of these post not 1 person has any faith in ya I beleive damn cars breaking down... try kickin it. It works for my computer! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #27 April 18, 2005 QuoteI dont know what's wrong. It just wont start..it sounds like there is not enough power in the battery to start it, but I charged it up fully and it STILL wont start....GRRRRRRRRRR Check the battery cable connections? Posts clean, connections solid (not frayed)? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #28 April 18, 2005 LOLOLOL!!! She deserves every bit of the grief we are giving her. She's probably standing outside of her car with the remote in her hand desperately trying making it honk until it turns on. Oh! That's it!!! She's been doing that...she killed the battery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlestranger 0 #29 April 18, 2005 pour a can of coke on the battery terminals...always works for me, also great for marinating a brisket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #30 April 18, 2005 a dollar says she's out of gas...hehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #31 April 18, 2005 Or she put diesel in her gas car...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skinnyshrek 0 #32 April 18, 2005 dude my dumbass room mate filled his bike up with diesel a few months ago. He has an R1( first bike) Now that was dumb. Thanks god it wasn't my bike..lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #33 April 18, 2005 get a hammer and bang on the starter. I swear it works. My friend used to keep a ball peen hammer in his truck and would bang that sucker lightly. The car would start right up after a few knocks. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #34 April 18, 2005 Quoteget a hammer and bang on the starter. I swear it works. My friend used to keep a ball peen hammer in his truck and would bang that sucker lightly. The car would start right up after a few knocks. i used to do the same thing"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sum1mom 0 #35 April 18, 2005 HELLLLLOOOOOO!!! Like, she's gonna know what a starter is!! If the girl goes out and beats the living sh*t out of her steering column it's your fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites genoyamamoto 0 #36 April 18, 2005 the first time i saw him go for the hammer I thought he lost it. But it turns out his brother is a mechanic and told him to do that. Something about stuck parts or whatnot. This method works well on tv's and monitors too. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites upndownshop 0 #37 April 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteCracked distributer cap can play a part too. Easy to fix. Good luck with that girl. Not to many 2004 cars have distributor caps. That is probably true for most, not sure what she is driving but "Have you driven a Ford lately?" I did and wont again. Well at least own one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sabr190 0 #38 April 18, 2005 Only 2000 miles out of warranty? Ask for factory assistance, trust me. Most manufactures will repair a car that just went out of warranty, even 2000 miles out, it's called a "goodwill" repair. I work for a dealership, they will do whatever it takes to keep you buying cars from them "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #39 April 18, 2005 QuoteOnly 2000 miles out of warranty? Ask for factory assistance, trust me. Most manufactures will repair a car that just went out of warranty, even 2000 miles out, it's called a "goodwill" repair. I work for a dealership, they will do whatever it takes to keep you buying cars from them Yeah but don't you work for one of those fancy pants foreign car dealerships?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PenelopePitstop 0 #40 April 18, 2005 QuoteDid you turn the key? I know, stupid question, but you are a girl. hahaha Turn it. I know you di'ent! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 78RATS 0 #41 April 18, 2005 Oh yes i did. Truth, absolute defense. Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #42 April 18, 2005 Fuck all of you punks....I swear.... sheeeeeeeeesh! Screw you all!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BING* <---middle finger up at ya all!! Okay, so the dealership called and I need a new battery. I think I'll go crawl into my corner now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sum1mom 0 #43 April 18, 2005 I WAS RIGHT!! She ran her battery down from pressing the remote, honking until the poor thing died. What a dork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #44 April 18, 2005 I'll tell ya, some people will do anything for some attention and sympathy! Jeeesh! A new battery??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #45 April 18, 2005 BWAHAHAHAH!! You two are crackin' me up!! Duh, I'm glad it's just the stoopid battery - could've been worse!! Shari, where's your mask-and-chicken-wing avatar? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #46 April 18, 2005 Chris...you know what...That's an asswhoopin boy. Look, I figured it was the battery. That's why I went yesterday and bought a $70 charger and charged the damn thing. It wasn't keeping charge though. And my car still wouldn't start. Sooooo...Instead of ripping the battery out myself (it zonks out my car..and then it has to be re-computerized or whatever the hell) so I Just had them tow it...I couldn't drive it anywhere that's for sure. I also wasn't sure if it was the battery..I charged it up completely...and it still made the same noise...Sooo...screw me for being cautious damnit!!!! Chris..of ALL people..YOU mr....*Shakes head* that's it boy..I took it easy on you in Dublin...no more Ms. Nice Duh. SHari...girl...you have to see me this weekend...watch your back kiddo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sum1mom 0 #47 April 18, 2005 Blame it on JumperConway. He shamed me into getting rid of it. Now, the face is a complete mystery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #48 April 18, 2005 QuoteI WAS RIGHT!! She ran her battery down from pressing the remote, honking until the poor thing died. What a dork. Shari...I just remembered..how else am I suppose to find my car when it's lost in a parking garage?!!? BWAHAHAHAA!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RfukfreeflyingW 0 #49 April 18, 2005 QuoteI WAS RIGHT!! She ran her battery down from pressing the remote, honking until the poor thing died. What a dork. yeah i'll give ya credit on that u called it.---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sum1mom 0 #50 April 18, 2005 No more MR. Nice Duh> Sheesh girl, when you broke your car, did you grow a weenie? OMG you have MOOBS!!! HA HA HA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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skinnyshrek 0 #30 April 18, 2005 a dollar says she's out of gas...hehehehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 April 18, 2005 Or she put diesel in her gas car...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #32 April 18, 2005 dude my dumbass room mate filled his bike up with diesel a few months ago. He has an R1( first bike) Now that was dumb. Thanks god it wasn't my bike..lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #33 April 18, 2005 get a hammer and bang on the starter. I swear it works. My friend used to keep a ball peen hammer in his truck and would bang that sucker lightly. The car would start right up after a few knocks. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #34 April 18, 2005 Quoteget a hammer and bang on the starter. I swear it works. My friend used to keep a ball peen hammer in his truck and would bang that sucker lightly. The car would start right up after a few knocks. i used to do the same thing"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #35 April 18, 2005 HELLLLLOOOOOO!!! Like, she's gonna know what a starter is!! If the girl goes out and beats the living sh*t out of her steering column it's your fault. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #36 April 18, 2005 the first time i saw him go for the hammer I thought he lost it. But it turns out his brother is a mechanic and told him to do that. Something about stuck parts or whatnot. This method works well on tv's and monitors too. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #37 April 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteCracked distributer cap can play a part too. Easy to fix. Good luck with that girl. Not to many 2004 cars have distributor caps. That is probably true for most, not sure what she is driving but "Have you driven a Ford lately?" I did and wont again. Well at least own one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabr190 0 #38 April 18, 2005 Only 2000 miles out of warranty? Ask for factory assistance, trust me. Most manufactures will repair a car that just went out of warranty, even 2000 miles out, it's called a "goodwill" repair. I work for a dealership, they will do whatever it takes to keep you buying cars from them "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #39 April 18, 2005 QuoteOnly 2000 miles out of warranty? Ask for factory assistance, trust me. Most manufactures will repair a car that just went out of warranty, even 2000 miles out, it's called a "goodwill" repair. I work for a dealership, they will do whatever it takes to keep you buying cars from them Yeah but don't you work for one of those fancy pants foreign car dealerships?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenelopePitstop 0 #40 April 18, 2005 QuoteDid you turn the key? I know, stupid question, but you are a girl. hahaha Turn it. I know you di'ent! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78RATS 0 #41 April 18, 2005 Oh yes i did. Truth, absolute defense. Rat for Life - Fly till I die When them stupid ass bitches ask why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #42 April 18, 2005 Fuck all of you punks....I swear.... sheeeeeeeeesh! Screw you all!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BING* <---middle finger up at ya all!! Okay, so the dealership called and I need a new battery. I think I'll go crawl into my corner now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #43 April 18, 2005 I WAS RIGHT!! She ran her battery down from pressing the remote, honking until the poor thing died. What a dork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #44 April 18, 2005 I'll tell ya, some people will do anything for some attention and sympathy! Jeeesh! A new battery??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #45 April 18, 2005 BWAHAHAHAH!! You two are crackin' me up!! Duh, I'm glad it's just the stoopid battery - could've been worse!! Shari, where's your mask-and-chicken-wing avatar? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #46 April 18, 2005 Chris...you know what...That's an asswhoopin boy. Look, I figured it was the battery. That's why I went yesterday and bought a $70 charger and charged the damn thing. It wasn't keeping charge though. And my car still wouldn't start. Sooooo...Instead of ripping the battery out myself (it zonks out my car..and then it has to be re-computerized or whatever the hell) so I Just had them tow it...I couldn't drive it anywhere that's for sure. I also wasn't sure if it was the battery..I charged it up completely...and it still made the same noise...Sooo...screw me for being cautious damnit!!!! Chris..of ALL people..YOU mr....*Shakes head* that's it boy..I took it easy on you in Dublin...no more Ms. Nice Duh. SHari...girl...you have to see me this weekend...watch your back kiddo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #47 April 18, 2005 Blame it on JumperConway. He shamed me into getting rid of it. Now, the face is a complete mystery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #48 April 18, 2005 QuoteI WAS RIGHT!! She ran her battery down from pressing the remote, honking until the poor thing died. What a dork. Shari...I just remembered..how else am I suppose to find my car when it's lost in a parking garage?!!? BWAHAHAHAA!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #49 April 18, 2005 QuoteI WAS RIGHT!! She ran her battery down from pressing the remote, honking until the poor thing died. What a dork. yeah i'll give ya credit on that u called it.---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #50 April 18, 2005 No more MR. Nice Duh> Sheesh girl, when you broke your car, did you grow a weenie? OMG you have MOOBS!!! HA HA HA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
