boinky 0 #1 April 15, 2005 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap. 2. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 4. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... 7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 8. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 9. Does everyone visualize duct tape over your mouth so early into the conversation? 10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about your being competent. 11. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 13. What am I? Flypaper for freaks? 14. And your cry-baby whiny-butt opinion would be...? 15. Do I look like a people person? 16. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. 17. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 18. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 19. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 20. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 21. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 22. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 23. How about never? Is never good for you? 24. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 25. CHAOS, PANIC, & DISORDER-my work here is done.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craichead 0 #2 April 15, 2005 Just at work? How about here in the forums? _Pm__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 April 15, 2005 I think I have actually said a few of these things at work...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 April 15, 2005 Well, actually there are some I'd like to say in ANY circumstances, but that's the way the article was titled.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #5 April 15, 2005 Oh GOD would I love to say those things at work.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabr190 0 #6 April 15, 2005 Sad part is, I have said about 20 of the 25 to people at work "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 April 15, 2005 QuoteSad part is, I have said about 20 of the 25 to people at work ____________________ I know, that's right! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #8 April 15, 2005 QuoteSad part is, I have said about 20 of the 25 to people at work And you're all in one piece still? Impressive!!! I must learn your secret. Obviously, it's not what you say, but how you say it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #9 April 15, 2005 I heard a few very similar statements come out my attending's mouth this morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #10 April 15, 2005 QuoteI heard a few very similar statements come out my attending's mouth this morning ____________________________ I still, like the good ol' 'Fuck-off!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #11 April 15, 2005 I saw this on a jump plane one day. They had their fingers fisted up, palm facing inward. Then they reeled a pretend reel with the other hand while the "birdie" finger on the fisted hand slowly came up...then they reeled the other way and it went back down. A way to flip someone off and they think it's so amusing they forget to be pissed off!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #12 April 15, 2005 Ha! I like that! Still, gets the point across! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
boinky 0 #8 April 15, 2005 QuoteSad part is, I have said about 20 of the 25 to people at work And you're all in one piece still? Impressive!!! I must learn your secret. Obviously, it's not what you say, but how you say it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #9 April 15, 2005 I heard a few very similar statements come out my attending's mouth this morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 April 15, 2005 QuoteI heard a few very similar statements come out my attending's mouth this morning ____________________________ I still, like the good ol' 'Fuck-off!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #11 April 15, 2005 I saw this on a jump plane one day. They had their fingers fisted up, palm facing inward. Then they reeled a pretend reel with the other hand while the "birdie" finger on the fisted hand slowly came up...then they reeled the other way and it went back down. A way to flip someone off and they think it's so amusing they forget to be pissed off!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #12 April 15, 2005 Ha! I like that! Still, gets the point across! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
boinky 0 #11 April 15, 2005 I saw this on a jump plane one day. They had their fingers fisted up, palm facing inward. Then they reeled a pretend reel with the other hand while the "birdie" finger on the fisted hand slowly came up...then they reeled the other way and it went back down. A way to flip someone off and they think it's so amusing they forget to be pissed off!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 April 15, 2005 Ha! I like that! Still, gets the point across! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
