sunshine 2 #51 January 18, 2005 QuoteBring it on Again(WHY DID I SEE THIS) I watched about 5 minutes of it. Not even chicks in short skirts could save that movie. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #52 January 18, 2005 QuoteWay of the Gun C'mon, the first 5 minutes of the movie make the whole thing worth watching! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #53 January 18, 2005 QuoteWay of the Gun -------------------------------------------------------- C'mon, the first 5 minutes of the movie make the whole thing worth watching Damnit, i hate when i agree with you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #54 January 18, 2005 The Cat In The Hat. Stuck On You Elf All three sucked ass. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misslmperfect 0 #55 January 18, 2005 we just saw White Noise...total waste of time. so was The Darkness. oh, and Meet The Fockers was a HUUUUUGE dissapointment, tooOh Canada, merci pour la livraison! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #56 January 18, 2005 "Elf" did kind of suck. I never saw the other two. However, I have a favorite line from "Elf", when he answers the phone as such: "Buddy the Elf-- What's your favorite color?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #57 January 18, 2005 Sphere! A major waste of talent and just plain insulting to the audience to boot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #58 January 18, 2005 Elf was awesome! "I am singing in a store, I am in a store and I am singing" "wow, your an angry elf" go ahead call me elf one more time! "ok....elf" I never saw sphere Tigra, whatis it about? By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #59 January 18, 2005 Napoleon Dynamite Dazed and Confused Gummo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osuskydiver 0 #60 January 18, 2005 HAHAHA you saw gummo!! That is the town my home dropzone is in...LOL Napolean dynamite is cool!! That kid rocks, and so does Pedro! By the time you read this you have already read it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #61 January 18, 2005 The Hulk Blue Crush After the Hulk I boycotted movies, now we have netflix and I like movies again cause for $18 a month which is about what you play for 1 movie at the theater we can watch 20 or so and I don't feel bad when I don't want to watch the rest of the movie.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
complexity 0 #62 January 18, 2005 QuoteQuote"Anchorman" with Will Ferrel... H O R R I B L E NO WAY!!! it is great, so many great scenes "and now your 6oclock news with Ron Bergundy and Tits Magee" "Sky Rockets in Flight....Afternoon Delight" "I love Lamp" AND TONS MORE Anchorman is the most bizarre movie i have seen in a long time (can't believe i paid $10 to see it). While watching it I thought it was so bad that it actually became comical/ funny. But I have to say that the lines are CLASSIC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #63 January 18, 2005 Mission to Mars, the worst movie of all times. Star Wars, Episodes I, II are close contenders for the title... "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #64 January 18, 2005 what about the remade 'stepford wives'? it wasn't bad until they decided to change the plot in the middle of the movie, without changing the beginning."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #65 January 18, 2005 Oh god, I can feel the flames already... "Dodgeball" absolutely sucked. I was really thinking it was going to be cool, but what a waste of talent. "Collateral" was also pretty disappointing. "Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle", however, should be on every critic's Ten Best list. Best movie I've seen in months.Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #66 January 18, 2005 QuoteAnchorman is the most bizarre movie i have seen in a long time (can't believe i paid $10 to see it). While watching it I thought it was so bad that it actually became comical/ funny. But I have to say that the lines are CLASSIC Without a doubt; especially from the mentally retarded weatherman. "I once pooped a hammer"... "Look, I'm riding a furry tractor"..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #67 January 18, 2005 Movies that blow? Hmm. Plenty of them. These can generally be divided into two categories - unoriginal vomitous tripe, and original vomitous tripe. Unoriginal vomitous tripe is found with the standard storyline: Poor person meets rich person. Rich person's parents/friends/coworkers object. Eventually, rich parents see right. The end. I've seen one movie I like with that plotline - Shrek 2. Instead, you can see ti exemplified in other drivel like "Maid in Manhattan" or "Cocktail" or any teenage love story (though 16 Candles had enough side humor in it to make it great). Aren't there enough Cinderella knock-offs out there? Modifications of the plotline include the "Boy meets girl, girl gets boy into pickle, boy puts his pickle into girl." These are exemplified by the "skin flick," whose sole entertainment value is the amount of skin. Original vomitous tripe can usually be found by those who self-glorify themselves as "artists." The Blair Witch Project is an example. Or "Lost in Translation." Sure, that gal had a cute butt, but after waiting for 45 minutes for something, anything, to happen, I turned it off. But the concept was original. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #68 January 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteWay of the Gun C'mon, the first 5 minutes of the movie make the whole thing worth watching! Give Sarah Silverman free reign and she can save any scene from being unmemorable. This was still a cool movie though. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlailingJohn 0 #69 January 18, 2005 any classic movie that was remade. aka War of the world Charlie and the chocolate factory pyscho and a laundry list of others doubtfully sure JohnI threw my confidence out the airplane door years ago......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #70 January 18, 2005 I forgot "Garfield". Actually, I wished I could forget it.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #71 January 18, 2005 Quote"Elf" did kind of suck. I never saw the other two. However, I have a favorite line from "Elf", when he answers the phone as such: "Buddy the Elf-- What's your favorite color?" HEY! That's my favorite line too! I will rewind and watch that part over and over! Any movie that I don't sleep through sucks. I almost always sleep through good action movies, but stay awake for really bad ones. Like I slept through the first and second Matrix, but stayed awake for the third one. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #72 January 18, 2005 QuoteCollateral was awesome. really? i thought it was complete crap that the climax of the movie came down to a Nokia cell phone conversation.... and how could he NOT have a signal in the middle of downtown L.A. (or whatever city he was in) blah! but i'm sure there's worse.... ~hollywood see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #73 January 18, 2005 whoever said Vanilla Sky (sorry i didnt copy the post): i agree! the motive was interesting & original, but it seemed like they were stretching to tie things together. ~h see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
complexity 0 #74 January 18, 2005 QuoteQuote really? i thought it was complete crap that the climax of the movie came down to a Nokia cell phone conversation.... and how could he NOT have a signal in the middle of downtown L.A. (or whatever city he was in) blah! but i'm sure there's worse.... ~hollywood Hey I have been in LA and had serious problems with reception even in certain highly congested areas. Being LA I am sure they did something wrong when building cell phone towers since its such a poorly planned city. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites br0k3n 0 #75 January 18, 2005 To name a few i've seen recently that were beyond bad, 1.Ladder 49 - how do films like this get made... 2.The Village - only bad because they gave away the twist half way through the film, and you could see the ending coming from a mile. 3. The Cronicals of Riddick(ulous) 4. Signs - oh god, oh god im actually in physical pain just remembering how bad this film was... But not to dwell on the bad here are some movies that rocked.... 1."great odins raven" - The Legend or Ron Burgundy 2. Saw 3.Open water 4. The Incredibles----------------------------------------------------------- --+ There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.. --+ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
br0k3n 0 #75 January 18, 2005 To name a few i've seen recently that were beyond bad, 1.Ladder 49 - how do films like this get made... 2.The Village - only bad because they gave away the twist half way through the film, and you could see the ending coming from a mile. 3. The Cronicals of Riddick(ulous) 4. Signs - oh god, oh god im actually in physical pain just remembering how bad this film was... But not to dwell on the bad here are some movies that rocked.... 1."great odins raven" - The Legend or Ron Burgundy 2. Saw 3.Open water 4. The Incredibles----------------------------------------------------------- --+ There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.. --+ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
