bob.dino 1 #26 April 12, 2005 Maybe you need these parking spaces? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #27 April 12, 2005 Oooooh....approach lights and everything!! Look - something shiney!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #28 April 12, 2005 QuoteWho here knew I couldn't drive?You mean anyone other than the people that watch CNN?Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #29 April 12, 2005 It's not that you can't drive. You're investigating new vehicle control techniques and as soon as you perfect and patent them, you're going to host a free boogie and give us all new rigs.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #30 April 12, 2005 QuoteI am going to fly so close to you this weekend that they'll hear your asshole slam shut in Alaska we can do a 3 way formation practice at about 3,000 ft in front of her.... im in.my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #31 April 12, 2005 I think I need to find a new home DZ. I never really liked Skydive Atlanta that much anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #32 April 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteI am going to fly so close to you this weekend that they'll hear your asshole slam shut in Alaska we can do a 3 way formation practice at about 3,000 ft in front of her.... im in. you guys are evil! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #33 April 12, 2005 hey the FARM is always open to run aways and hot girls! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #34 April 12, 2005 QuoteI think I need to find a new home DZ. I never really liked Skydive Atlanta that much anyway. hey I thought I was your new best friend because I told you "things"my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #35 April 12, 2005 You are my new best friend . . . until you make me pee in my pants (from fear) under canopy. But then I still want you to tell me things . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #36 April 12, 2005 Did you know you can't uncook an egg.Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #37 April 12, 2005 Why yes, as a matter of fact, I did. You see, it's an irreversible chemical reaction. *Points to head* It's not just a hat rack, my friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #38 April 12, 2005 QuoteIt's not just a hat rack, my friend. Beer coaster, etc Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #39 April 12, 2005 I have very good balance, you know. Well, when I try. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #40 April 12, 2005 Uummm HELLO.....I'm here and can drive you!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #41 April 12, 2005 Oh, yeah! Need a job? I pay in pretzels. One bag per 100 miles. (Sorry, I'm broke). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #42 April 12, 2005 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #43 April 12, 2005 QuoteWho here knew I couldn't drive? Its hard to drive when you lock your keys in the car"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #44 April 12, 2005 Man, I forgot all about that! That locksmith sure was "professional", wasn't he? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 April 12, 2005 QuoteMARTA!!! sadly I never thought I'd recommened it, but u got a better chance at surviving a ride on the MARTA then u driving... sorry sweetie some people were meant to not drive... maybe Casie can drive u... btw what the hell is ur insurence rate???????? I always said MARTA stood for Moving Assholes Rapidly Through Atlanta, so they wouldn't be on the highways tearing them up! (ducks) Don't worry, it ain't much better over here in the greater Birmingham area, and we don't even have a rail system. There's a bus system, but nobody really uses it except the poor... carpool? We're one of the worst cities in the country when it comes to carpooling. Everybody seems to prefer driving their own cars... I can hold my own out here, but it ain't easy... Yeah, how much ARE you paying in insurance, assuming that you can even get covered?!? Somebody with that kind of record can find themselves shit out of luck finding someone to cover them here in Alabama, and WE have a state law requiring liability insurance for all cars. Funny how most of the accidents here are caused by uninsured drivers, forcing the insured victims to use THEIR insurances to cover the damages... I get on my wife's case sometimes about her driving and emailing on her pager at the same time. She ruined one tire from running over a curb too many times. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #46 April 12, 2005 My insurance rates aren't that bad, because a lot of my accidents are of the unreported, single-car variety. The last one I got a ticket for was almost three years ago. Other than that, I just keep bumping people and paying the $100-$400 damages out of pocket. My coworker's not going to make me pay for yesterday's bump, btw. Much like me, he's not too concerned with a couple of scratches on his car. The only thing that jacks up my rates a bit is the fact that I've had a few comp claims . . . I hit a deer, my car got vandalized, my car got broken into, etc. Apparently my luck sucks, too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 April 12, 2005 I hit a deer once too, and I was still paying for my car... I was lucky though, the deer hit me in the side, left a big dent in the left front panel. I didn't report it. Two years later my wife rear ended someone who did a brake job on her (slammed brakes in front of her). Wasn't her fault though. Then I took the car to the shop... Insurance agent looks the car over... marks everything up, INCLUDING the deer dent... whew! I'm trying to keep my record ticket-free too. Nothing in the past 2-1/2 years, never mind that I still go 85-90 on the highway... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #48 April 12, 2005 Yeah, when I hit a deer, my car wasn't so much driveable afterwards . . . and the deer wasn't so much alive. Cost $2k to get it fixed that time. My other wreck that I had 2.5 years ago put about $4k of damage on my car, and about $300 on the other. How? I drove under a truck. They just needed their bumper repaired. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 April 12, 2005 Quote My other wreck that I had 2.5 years ago put about $4k of damage on my car, and about $300 on the other. How? I drove under a truck. They just needed their bumper repaired. Lucky them... I was a victim like that too. Someone rear-ended my truck, knocked my bumper down. I just needed a new one. They needed a new hood, front bumper and radiator... it was their fault anyhow... Now my dad... man who could forget the time he was driving that big ass heavy steel Dodge RAM extended van... and some dude in a VW Rabbit smashed into the back of his van! Dad said the impact was pretty severe. But when he got out to look... There was only a couple of scratches and a small dent in the steel bumper, but the Rabbit was totalled... radiator was forced into the engine, which was partially torn off the mounts!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #50 April 12, 2005 I've only ridden with you once and I let Pyke do the complaining. Next time someone complains about your driving, just tell them to close their eyes, just like you do. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
