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DrunkMonkey

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A buddy of mine here in Houston has a scooter. It's actually quite cool and very zippy.

I'd be too afraid of being run over by a soccer mom in her Ford Expedition, talking on the phone, yelling at the kids, eating lunch and giving herself a manicure while oblivious to the speed bump I've become.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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A buddy of mine here in Houston has a scooter. It's actually quite cool and very zippy.

I'd be too afraid of being run over by a soccer mom in her Ford Expedition, talking on the phone, yelling at the kids, eating lunch and giving herself a manicure while oblivious to the speed bump I've become.



WOW Perfuckingectic description of Houston streets! Specially down here in the Galleria... Oh and I have to deal with all the foreigners who have no clue where they're going. :|



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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