Thanatos340 1 #1 April 4, 2005 OK, So We may have broken one of the GK`s a Little. You would think the training for a Professional Skydiver would include how to survive a boogie party. When you wake up on Saturday Morning and 40 or so Skydivers standing around with 35+ MPH winds forecasted for the whole day, you realize that things are bound to get interesting. Sure enough, Beazy Shaw, Chris Spence and Jon Pinion are soon at the drawing board trying to come up new ways to entertain the ever growing number of Bored Jumpers. A quick trip to Wallmart for Rope and Duct Tape (Staples for any Boogie wind day) and out comes the old Round and a Pick Up truck. We quickly discover exactly which Jumpers have Bigger Balls than Brains and Good Old Georgia Redneck Parasailing is underway. I hope Pruitt Logged those Jumps cause when the rope breaks and you are 60 feet in the air under a Round and you walk away from that landing, It Counts!! Special Thanks to Brandon for being Brave/Stupid enough to play test dummy until the system could be perfected. I never did see how the Tubing behind the 4 Wheeler worked out but since I never saw an ambulance, I assumed it was alright. By 6:00pm the Beer light was fully lit up and Jumpers were still streaming in. All just in time for the Pudding Wrestling!! Now after those nice young Ladies were rolling around in all that Chocolate Pudding, Spence managed to convince me that they may need to be cleaned off a Little, So being the Polite Gentlemen we are, We assisted them into the Pond. After a very interesting Shower (Hmmmmmm Tastes like Pudding!!), It was finally time to really start the Party. Jumpers from all 5 Local DZ`s were still streaming in as well as jumpers every neighboring state and a few that were not even close to us. Special thanks to the people from ASC that risked banishment and termination just to come over and have a beer with us. (One day we will be able hang out together without all the bullshit). The Tally Crew was out in full force as always, Divenswoop, Gimp and Bolas were entertaining as always, Monkey Girl (Dara) driving 10 hours from Norfolk just to party with us and of course Missg8ordivr was a welcome addition to the long list of Farm Hotties that were there. and Speaking of Hotties, The Romans sent over a couple that were truly special (Almost special enough to make up up for sending Hisgoofness as well!! Oh well, I guess you take the good with the bad) All in all about 60 to 80 people from all over showing up at a DZ on a totally winded out day just to hang out with friends and party should say something about that DZ. Between the Poker Games, The 100`s of Jello shots and general debauchery, it was one hell of a party!! By Midnight, The Nekkid Pond races started up and the AFF students were given their Opportunity to win a Free AFF jump. Those guys will make great skydivers someday!! Sunday brought semi jumpable weather for those who were comfortable with Bumpy Winds. The helicopter was up and running back to back loads pretty early and soon as we were able to dog through the debris and Passed out bodies to locate our Pilot, The Porter was off and running. Even with only one jumpable day, I think several jumpers still were able to get in more than the $110 worth. Thanks to Hans and Greg for putting up with us for the first year and hopefully many more to come. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #2 April 4, 2005 Quote The Romans sent over a couple that were truly special (Almost special enough to make up up for sending Hisgoofness as well!! Oh well, I guess you take the good with the bad) Dude, that's just wrong... Especially since you were brought in to this world as a Roman!!! So I smell a little funny and carry an obnoxious CowBell, I am not all bad... Oh, and I have to give a special thanks to Mr. Spence... Jenn (teamjenn1) was digging the hell out of our electric 3 way!!! Oh, and thanks to your special shine, I was able to save some money... Only made 1 jump on Sunday. But damn what a great weekend!!!!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #3 April 4, 2005 The tube was pulled behind the truck instead of the 4 wheeler. how do I know? And yes thank you to the FARM and everyone that has spent their time learning why people drive from ALL over to come. We all had a great time, and if I knew the weather conditions before I would still have gone without a doubt. Heres to many great years to come at The FARM---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 April 4, 2005 Too bad I missed all the partying. I did get one jump in on Sunday though. I was going to stay and get in another today but I REALLY had some things I needed to get done. Oh well......I have one more weekend to spend in Thomaston before I take off. Glad I got to visit the Farm. It's a really GREAT place. Thanks Hans.........till next time. I'll try and make another visit when I get home from Iraq! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #5 April 4, 2005 Man, I am sorry that I missed all of the good stuff on Sat night. Next time I will be sure to come over sooner so that I can get more than one Jello shot Specialy thanks to Hans for putting up with my pouting every time I looked at him from across the hanger....and for putting an A license stamp on my hand instead of my forehead.*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 April 4, 2005 QuotePudding Wrestling It didnt happen unless we see pics... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #7 April 4, 2005 QuoteMan, I am sorry that I missed all of the good stuff on Sat night. Next time I will be sure to come over sooner so that I can get more than one Jello shot Specialy thanks to Hans for putting up with my pouting every time I looked at him from across the hanger....and for putting an A license stamp on my hand instead of my forehead. They put A-stamps on the forehead at the Farm now too? HAHAHAHA! I started doing that in October 2001 when they implemented the ISP at Raeford! The A-stamp to the forehead is MANDATORY at Raeford. CHuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 April 4, 2005 QuotePudding Wrestling I cried a little knowing I missed that............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #9 April 4, 2005 QuoteQuotePudding Wrestling I cried a little knowing I missed that............. Some of us have video..... Muuhahahahahahaha..... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 April 4, 2005 QuoteSome of us have video..... So how is my new best friend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #11 April 4, 2005 QuoteThey put A-stamps on the forehead at the Farm now too? HAHAHAHA! I started doing that in October 2001 when they implemented the ISP at Raeford! The A-stamp to the forehead is MANDATORY at Raeford. I heard later that day that they used to do it that way! Maybe he was just being nice though....*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 April 4, 2005 QuoteMaybe he was just being nice though.... Hans is getting to be SUCH a push over in his old age. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 April 4, 2005 You forgot to mention that a student from Tallahassee won the free AFF jump. I had a blast still having a blast. On load 3 at the moment. Man the weather is perfect. Wish all you office people could join us hans is doing an all you can jump for 50 dollars today so it woulod be rude not to stay.........So, see all you slackers next week-end.. Camper opens thursday night around 6pm so bring the boozehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 April 4, 2005 HisGooyness: QuoteEspecially since you were brought in to this world as a Roman!!! Once a Roman, Always a Roman!! Missg8orDivr: QuoteI can get more than one Jello shot The secret to an endless supply of Jello Shots; Flirt shamelessly with the supplier of said Jello shots. Remster: QuoteIt didnt happen unless we see pics... I am sure the pics will be up soon!! Clay: QuoteHans is getting to be SUCH a push over in his old age. Push Over Hans??? Bring a Bull dozer. Talk about wing loading!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 April 4, 2005 QuoteThe secret to an endless supply of Jello Shots; Flirt shamelessly with the supplier of said Jello shots. How *you* doin?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 April 4, 2005 QuoteHow *you* doin? OK, All the jello shots you can handle.. Just come to the next Farm Boogie to Collect!! It is only a couple Thousand Miles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 April 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteHow *you* doin? OK, All the jello shots you can handle.. Just come to the next Farm Boogie to Collect!! It is only a couple Thousand Miles. Careful what you wish for... I'm about to be unemployed and traveling... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #18 April 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteMan, I am sorry that I missed all of the good stuff on Sat night. Next time I will be sure to come over sooner so that I can get more than one Jello shot Specialy thanks to Hans for putting up with my pouting every time I looked at him from across the hanger....and for putting an A license stamp on my hand instead of my forehead. They put A-stamps on the forehead at the Farm now too? HAHAHAHA! I started doing that in October 2001 when they implemented the ISP at Raeford! The A-stamp to the forehead is MANDATORY at Raeford. CHuck what the hell??? hans, i think we need to have a meeting so were all on the same page!.. ive been putting the "a" license stamp on the girls cleavage! guys get it on the forhead! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 April 4, 2005 Quotewhat the hell??? hans, i think we need to have a meeting so were all on the same page!.. ive been putting the "a" license stamp on the girls cleavage! guys get it on the forhead! Clearly I'm hanging out at the wrong DZ. Mine just went on my card! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 April 4, 2005 QuoteClearly I'm hanging out at the wrong DZ. Clearly......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #21 April 4, 2005 QuoteBy 6:00pm the Beer light was fully lit up and Jumpers were still streaming in. All just in time for the Pudding Wrestling!! Now after those nice young Ladies were rolling around in all that Chocolate Pudding, Spence managed to convince me that they may need to be cleaned off a Little, So being the Polite Gentlemen we are, We assisted them into the Pond. After a very interesting Shower (Hmmmmmm Tastes like Pudding!!), It was finally time to really start the Party. Yes, BIG thanks for helping with the removal of pudding from various crevices and body parts (that is definitely one shower I will never forget) and Chris, thank you for the wonderful lotion application as well... Quoteand Speaking of Hotties, The Romans sent over a couple that were truly special (Almost special enough to make up up for sending Hisgoofness as well!! Oh well, I guess you take the good with the bad) Well, we do have to let people know that Rome does allow more than just beautiful people there.... HA HA, you know I love ya Bennie Boo Boo Boo I can't wait to be able to actually jump over at the farm with you guys... This weekend was a blast and hopefully the beginning of MANY MANY more to come!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #22 April 4, 2005 Quote you know I love ya Bennie Boo Boo Boo Please try to refrain from airing my pet names in a public forum... It's bad enough that you and teamjenn1 have the DZO now referring to me as such!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #23 April 4, 2005 QuoteSure enough, Beazy Shaw, Chris Spence and Jon PinionPinyon are soon at the drawing board trying to come up new ways to entertain the ever growing number of Bored Jumpers. ..... The Tally Crew was out in full force as always, Divenswoop, Gimp and Bolas were entertaining as always, Monkey Girl (DaraDerraugh) driving 10 hours from Norfolk just to party with us and of course Missg8ordivr was a welcome addition to the long list of Farm Hotties that were there. Oh gawd....it's spreading!!! The more you jump at the Farm - the worse your spelling gets!!! I suppose mis-spelling a name here and there isn't nearly as bad as "pulling a Shimell" But still.....!!!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #24 April 4, 2005 Quotepulling a Shimell i practiced VERY hard to learn how to do that. and it is nearly impossible for anyone to recreate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 April 4, 2005 Quoteit is nearly impossible for anyone to recreate! It seems that some people try REALLY hard though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
