Hipwrddude 0 #1 April 8, 2005 Have you ever...? Put cereal in the refrigerator... Put milk in the cupboard… Have you ever cut off a cop... Gone through a drivethru, gotten your meal and drove off without your drinks, or something missing... Suddenly dropped your glass at a party after just a few drinks… Have you ever put something in the microwave for a few minutes and destroyed it with many minutes... Have you ever printed something 100 times by accident and couldn’t stop it so you turned the printer off, only for it to keep printing when you turned the printer back on… Have you ever bought something cheap, drove away, and then realized you were shorted in your change... Have you ever been on a long drive, had to pee, thought, “I don’t want to stop here;” then kept driving until you had to pee like a racehorse and had nowhere to pull over.. or, got caught in a traffic jam… Have you ever been to a prominent party, and had a nose nugget perched on your nostril, or your fly undone, or a hole in your pants, and had a blast until, only, at the end of the party, someone finally tells you about it… Have you ever withdrawn more money then you had from your ATM, stared at the receipt like you were actually going to do something about it, or were actually going to mathematically figure it out, then said, “phuckit” and spent it as intended.. (partying)… Have you ever said something wrong, realized your mistake, then, in a feeble attempt to redeem yourself, said something that turned out to be even worse… Have you ever instructed someone to do something you assumed they knew how to do, only to find it completely phucked up because you didn’t give them explicit instructions… Have you ever gotten a gift in a room full of people, then voiced your displeasure in the company of the person who gave you the gift… Have you ever waited in line for a long time, only to arrive at the register short of money, and had to walk by everyone who waited for you to put items back, or pretend not to be embarrassed as the store person dramatically removed selections at your nodding… Have you ever had your eye on someone at a party, then, after nature called you away for #2, opened the bathroom door only to find that person waiting to use the toilet… ever done that? You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #2 April 8, 2005 lol damn I have done alot of those... Ah I love life!!! Can not wait to be drinking my margarita on my front porch swing watching the sunset when I am 85 still laughing about things like this... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigorangemd 0 #3 April 8, 2005 You mean today? Not ALL of them today at least. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #4 April 8, 2005 hmmmm.....your ideas are intruguing, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #5 April 8, 2005 yes, most of them... Hopefully not all the same dayscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #6 April 8, 2005 QuoteHave you ever...? Have you ever cut off a cop... While running a red light in Tiajuana no less. I don't really suggest trying it. JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
