Late Wedding.....

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> >> Jacob, age 81, and Beth, age 80, living in Florida, are all excited
about
> >> their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
> >> wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go
> >> in.
> >> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you the owner?"
> >>
> >> The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
> >>
> >> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
> >>
> >> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
> >>
> >> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
> >>
> >> Pharmacist: "All kinds."
> >>
> >> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
> >>
> >> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
> >>
> >> Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
> >>
> >> Pharmacist: "Of course."
> >>
> >> Jacob: Medicine for memory problem, arthritis, jaundice?"
> >>
> >> Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety - the works."
> >>
> >> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
> >> poisons, Parkinson's disease?"
> >>
> >> Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"
> >>
> >> Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
> >>
> >> Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
> >>
> >> Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our
Bridal
> >> Registry