josheezammit 0 #26 April 1, 2005 oh ya and this one "brains (name replaced to protect the innocent) Please put your shirt back on!" Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #27 April 1, 2005 "Vinny! Your Patron shipment has arrived!" "Beer light is on!" Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #28 April 1, 2005 QuoteWe had gal who used to work manifest, and her accent made it sound like this: "Dere are 3 sluts available on da nex Casa" I loved that! ...I'm guessing that load never went up at less than 100% capacity... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #29 April 1, 2005 "Can we get some people to shag the tandems?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #30 April 1, 2005 "AggieDave the Hooter girls are all here to do tandems with you and they want to go nekid..." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #31 April 1, 2005 "Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhappy 0 #32 April 1, 2005 We've heard our DZO (more than once) say over the mic...who was it that just gave me the money for their jumps? Usually half the DZ yells out "IT WAS ME!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #33 April 1, 2005 "Everyone listen up, the refrigerators are in bad shape and they need immediate attention. Everyone that's here, give $20 to the hot blonde chick. That means you too slacker! If I catch anyone drinking that didn't give money, I will donkey stomp you." Tres Tres The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GTAVercetti 0 #34 April 1, 2005 Quote"Everyone listen up, the refrigerators are in bad shape and they need immediate attention. Everyone that's here, give $20 to the hot blonde chick. That means you too slacker! If I catch anyone drinking that didn't give money, I will donkey stomp you." Tres Tres Ahh, Tres Tres, without him, we might never have beer!Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christoofar 0 #35 April 1, 2005 "King Air load seven, your bus is here." ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #36 April 1, 2005 Quote"Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" Quote Now THAT'S funny right there...I don't care who ya are!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #37 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuote"Everyone listen up, the refrigerators are in bad shape and they need immediate attention. Everyone that's here, give $20 to the hot blonde chick. That means you too slacker! If I catch anyone drinking that didn't give money, I will donkey stomp you." Tres Tres Ahh, Tres Tres, without him, we might never have beer! You couldn't pay for a better beer officer. Good ol tres tres, what would Orange do without him? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #38 April 1, 2005 Quoteoh ya and this one "brains (name replaced to protect the innocent) Please put your shirt back on!" Hey, i was cleaning the pool! Plus, like i said, it was punishment for all you that were jumping while i couldn't. "May i have your attention please. . . thank you." Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #39 April 1, 2005 Quote"The beer light is on." No no...not at our DZ. It is "Hthe beheer hlight is now hon." (<--Vladimir speaking ) I also liked, "If hanybody here ees not happy, I weel make you happy. I weel pack your chute for you, and you will be thankful that hyou are steel alife." You go, Vlad...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jakee 1,489 #40 April 1, 2005 Quote"The first 20 people to get in here and manifest get a free hop and pop out of the otter!" Hehe, heard late on a sunday afternoon "All you people about to leave, free jumps for the rest of the day, thats right, free skydiving... . . . . . . . . . You still have to pay for the plane ride though"Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #41 April 1, 2005 QuoteI also liked, "If hanybody here ees not happy, I weel make you happy. I weel pack your chute for you, and you will be thankful that hyou are steel alife." Hey, I inspired that remark. Yes, Vlad-radio is the best!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #42 April 1, 2005 "If anyone's seen my quivering brain, please return it to manifest."---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #43 April 1, 2005 Quote"Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" billy i think i remember hearing that at the mardi gras boogie.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #44 April 1, 2005 "The Beer light is on!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyedivr 0 #45 April 1, 2005 Good morning and welcome to the first day of jumping at the WFFC.my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #46 April 1, 2005 I got a kick out of listening to Dan at Perris when i was there. That guy is funny. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #47 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuote"Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" billy i think i remember hearing that at the mardi gras boogie. Might have happened... I don't quite remember exactly, but I know it's happened a couple of times elsewhere. True story: I had about 50 jumps or so, and was at West Tennessee Skydiving for one of their $99 boogies. I had a piece of shit FXC-12000 AAD. It fired my Raven II reserve out right after I'd gotten my Falcon 235 open about 2500 feet. I had two huge canopies open side by side, and it seemed to take forever to get down on the ground. Little did I know, but there was Fast Eddie Grantland on the ground, screaming into the PA system "BILLY, CUT IT AWAY! BILLY, CUT IT AWAY!!" Well, Steve (namdrib) ran over to him and said "He can't hear you! He's deaf!" Eddie said "SHIT" and started waving his arms frantically at me and making cutaway motions... Like hell I'm going to be looking right at him! I was looking everywhere trying to figure out what the fuck I was supposed to do, then figuring out where I wanted to land without making any sudden toggle inputs... well, I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skysprite 0 #48 April 1, 2005 PA: Hey Red, you want on a load? PA: Red? PA: Red!! Jumper next to me: Hey Tiff - *points to Manifest* Me: Oh! That's me! I got nicknamed Red but not everyone uses it so I'm not used to responding! Instead Manifest will yell at me over the PA until I realize "that's me!" or another jumper points out that "that's me"! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #49 April 1, 2005 Quote...I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #50 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuote...I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that... yea but billy would not of heard a word of it!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
vdschoor 0 #29 April 1, 2005 "Can we get some people to shag the tandems?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #30 April 1, 2005 "AggieDave the Hooter girls are all here to do tandems with you and they want to go nekid..." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 April 1, 2005 "Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhappy 0 #32 April 1, 2005 We've heard our DZO (more than once) say over the mic...who was it that just gave me the money for their jumps? Usually half the DZ yells out "IT WAS ME!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #33 April 1, 2005 "Everyone listen up, the refrigerators are in bad shape and they need immediate attention. Everyone that's here, give $20 to the hot blonde chick. That means you too slacker! If I catch anyone drinking that didn't give money, I will donkey stomp you." Tres Tres The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #34 April 1, 2005 Quote"Everyone listen up, the refrigerators are in bad shape and they need immediate attention. Everyone that's here, give $20 to the hot blonde chick. That means you too slacker! If I catch anyone drinking that didn't give money, I will donkey stomp you." Tres Tres Ahh, Tres Tres, without him, we might never have beer!Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #35 April 1, 2005 "King Air load seven, your bus is here." ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 April 1, 2005 Quote"Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" Quote Now THAT'S funny right there...I don't care who ya are!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #37 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuote"Everyone listen up, the refrigerators are in bad shape and they need immediate attention. Everyone that's here, give $20 to the hot blonde chick. That means you too slacker! If I catch anyone drinking that didn't give money, I will donkey stomp you." Tres Tres Ahh, Tres Tres, without him, we might never have beer! You couldn't pay for a better beer officer. Good ol tres tres, what would Orange do without him? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #38 April 1, 2005 Quoteoh ya and this one "brains (name replaced to protect the innocent) Please put your shirt back on!" Hey, i was cleaning the pool! Plus, like i said, it was punishment for all you that were jumping while i couldn't. "May i have your attention please. . . thank you." Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #39 April 1, 2005 Quote"The beer light is on." No no...not at our DZ. It is "Hthe beheer hlight is now hon." (<--Vladimir speaking ) I also liked, "If hanybody here ees not happy, I weel make you happy. I weel pack your chute for you, and you will be thankful that hyou are steel alife." You go, Vlad...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,489 #40 April 1, 2005 Quote"The first 20 people to get in here and manifest get a free hop and pop out of the otter!" Hehe, heard late on a sunday afternoon "All you people about to leave, free jumps for the rest of the day, thats right, free skydiving... . . . . . . . . . You still have to pay for the plane ride though"Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #41 April 1, 2005 QuoteI also liked, "If hanybody here ees not happy, I weel make you happy. I weel pack your chute for you, and you will be thankful that hyou are steel alife." Hey, I inspired that remark. Yes, Vlad-radio is the best!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #42 April 1, 2005 "If anyone's seen my quivering brain, please return it to manifest."---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #43 April 1, 2005 Quote"Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" billy i think i remember hearing that at the mardi gras boogie.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #44 April 1, 2005 "The Beer light is on!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyedivr 0 #45 April 1, 2005 Good morning and welcome to the first day of jumping at the WFFC.my power is beyond your understanding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #46 April 1, 2005 I got a kick out of listening to Dan at Perris when i was there. That guy is funny. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuote"Billy Vance, please come to manifest!... Billy Vance, please come to manifest!!... (Slapping head) Awww fuck... somebody go get him please!" billy i think i remember hearing that at the mardi gras boogie. Might have happened... I don't quite remember exactly, but I know it's happened a couple of times elsewhere. True story: I had about 50 jumps or so, and was at West Tennessee Skydiving for one of their $99 boogies. I had a piece of shit FXC-12000 AAD. It fired my Raven II reserve out right after I'd gotten my Falcon 235 open about 2500 feet. I had two huge canopies open side by side, and it seemed to take forever to get down on the ground. Little did I know, but there was Fast Eddie Grantland on the ground, screaming into the PA system "BILLY, CUT IT AWAY! BILLY, CUT IT AWAY!!" Well, Steve (namdrib) ran over to him and said "He can't hear you! He's deaf!" Eddie said "SHIT" and started waving his arms frantically at me and making cutaway motions... Like hell I'm going to be looking right at him! I was looking everywhere trying to figure out what the fuck I was supposed to do, then figuring out where I wanted to land without making any sudden toggle inputs... well, I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #48 April 1, 2005 PA: Hey Red, you want on a load? PA: Red? PA: Red!! Jumper next to me: Hey Tiff - *points to Manifest* Me: Oh! That's me! I got nicknamed Red but not everyone uses it so I'm not used to responding! Instead Manifest will yell at me over the PA until I realize "that's me!" or another jumper points out that "that's me"! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #49 April 1, 2005 Quote...I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #50 April 1, 2005 QuoteQuote...I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that... yea but billy would not of heard a word of it!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
