Things you like to hear on your dz's PA

[BillyVance 34]

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...I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe

Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that...

No, he had his wife do it!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 220]

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Things you like to hear on your dz's PA

Your DZ has a PA?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[livendive 8]

"Good morning campers"
Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[DrunkMonkey 0]

We had a guy who could do a rooster crow perfectly. You wanted to throw something at him, but at least you got up early to jump.

[Guest]

"The beer light is on."



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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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...I landed on the freaking grass runway, forcing Mike Mullins to do a go-around... hehehehe

Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that...

No, he had his wife do it!

That's bullsh*t if he did...any pilot in distress has the right of way. Canopy pilots included. 2 out constitutes an emergency, so I'll state again: That's bullsh*t if he did. I would have pointed out the FAA has silly little rules for emergencies that even big dogs must abide by...but that's just me...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Girlfalldown 0]

"Shannon please come to manifest. We owe you a jump ticket"

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[BillyVance 34]

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Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that...

No, he had his wife do it!

[WrongWay 0]

"Wrong Way, please come back to manifest, I dunno why but these girls want their picture taken with you."

Yes, it really happened. No, not at Tecumseh or SGC.

Yes, I laughed.

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

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"The first 20 people to get in here and manifest get a free hop and pop out of the otter!"

ooooooh... we were like rabid animals.

Even better:

The first three loads at 7am tomorrow will be free to full altitude.

Yup, happened once at Skydive Chicago during the first Summerfest. I made Load #1 and #3

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you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me....
I WILL fly again.....

[pilotdave 0]

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any pilot in distress has the right of way. Canopy pilots included.

Who says? Doesn't say that in the FARs as far as I know.

Dave

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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any pilot in distress has the right of way. Canopy pilots included.

Who says? Doesn't say that in the FARs as far as I know.

Dave

mumble grumble....now I have to go loooook it up, and draaaaaag it over here....

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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I meant it as a joke... His wife did come out to where I landed and scolded me "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH!" Like any good mother would do, except she's the manifest bitch. She can be a hard nosed manifest bitch, but for some reason has a soft spot for me...

That's cool.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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any pilot in distress has the right of way. Canopy pilots included.

Who says? Doesn't say that in the FARs as far as I know.

Dave

http://www.airweb.faa.gov/Regulatory_and_Guidance_Library/rgFAR.nsf/0/934F0A02E17E7DE086256EEB005192FC?OpenDocument&Highlight=distress

I have to find the clarification on 'aircraft' -ALL. We had this discussion in my av class a few weeks ago.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[adamUK 3]

We were coming up with team names and we came up with "the team I slept with"

during competitions over the PA the mainfest bunny would say:

"would the team I slept with please come over to mainfest"

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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We were coming up with team names and we came up with "the team I slept with"

during competitions over the PA the mainfest bunny would say:

"would the team I slept with please come over to mainfest"

DAYUM that is funny!!!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[sunshine 2]

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"Is someone missing A shoe?"

I loved that announcement since it meant i didn't have to go buy new shoes.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[happythoughts 0]

Public Service Announcement:

If you are in the US, and are not in Miami, everyone probably speaks English. If you don't speak English, stay off the PA. It is counter-productive because 40 people go to manifest and say, "Whaaa?"

My personal announcement:
"Testes one, two...testes one, two"

I think people should know.

[BGill 0]

"[ding ding ding] Ok, that means it's time for the parachute packers break."

5 seconds later...

"[ding ding ding] Ok parachute packers, your break is over."

heard daily by Dav3e Ruckert at Picton in Australia. I actually took that break everytime he said it...

[flyangel2 2]

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"There will be an all ladies naked jump manifesting on load ____"

And Keith is buying all the slots

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[Cornholio 0]

At the 2004 WFFC - " Cornholio, come to manifest... you lost something."

I has about 8 jump tix fall out of my pocket while riding around on Clay's bike, and somebody turned them in.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

[BIGUN 1,312]

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"There will be an all ladies naked jump manifesting on load ____"

And Keith is buying all the slots

Okie Dokie. I haven't been the only man on the plane and patted on the butt by 25 women since winning the raffle for the TeXXas Pink Patch dive.

Oh the horror... all those women making me walk up and down the aisle while patting my butt. It was brutal and degrading, I tells ya.

So when's the next one!??!?!

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[Snowwhite 0]

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At the 2004 WFFC - " Cornholio, come to manifest... you lost something."

I has about 8 jump tix fall out of my pocket while riding around on Clay's bike, and somebody turned them in.

At WFFC 2003 it was "somebody turned in a wallet that was thought stolen, and all the money and jump tickets were intact"

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[Snowwhite 0]

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Good morning and welcome to the first day of jumping at the WFFC.

You're gonna be there this year, right? Missed you like crazy last year! There was no one to entertain me on a little bitty bike! OOOPPPs, you didn't do so well at that did you?

Hey! How's Fl?

skydiveTaylorville.org
freefallbeth@yahoo.com

[cocheese 0]

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At the 2004 WFFC - " Cornholio, come to manifest... you lost something."
I has about 8 jump tix fall out of my pocket while riding around on Clay's bike, and somebody turned them in.

At WFFC 2003 it was "somebody turned in a wallet that was thought stolen, and all the money and jump tickets were intact"

Found one like that at Quincy..with jump tickets. Had to turn it in before being tempted to make a few free jumps with bad vibes.
PA announcer Mary : "If someone finds a wallet, Please re.. and here it is !"