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Things you like to hear on your dz's PA

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Heard at the WFFC 2004

"please, please can everyone be careful on the golf carts... we've already had one serious incident last night..."

ha ha ha :D
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There are a few favourites at my DZ, although some of them are getting a little old, including: "If someone's lost a roll of £10 notes wrapped up in a rubber band, we've got good news for you. We've found the rubber band."

Also, some memorable one-offs from over the years:

To a friend who'd broken his neck and was walking around in a metal halo - "Jon, DZ control have asked if you can stand inside the packing shed. Apparently you're interfering with the student radios."

And, to a (single) instructor who was chatting up a female student - "Andy, your wife's on the phone. She says the contractions are coming every five minutes now."

People have the most fun on the PA when the weather's bad and we're bored.

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@ my old club we would all sleep in tents behind the clubhouse on weekends, and they would wake us up with a song by Queen, It's a beautifull day, the sun is shining...
That would be the 45 minutes call for the first load, those were the days!!!

(sadly some private-pilot-jackasses harassed us upto a point where our club couldn't exist there anymore, and now they are wondering why no-one comes in for a cup of coffee in the weekend. Would the by now have realised that it was all friends and family of tandempassengers and students that payed their bills???)
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