So there's this duck....

[SpeedRacer 1]

And the duck is staying in a hotel for the weekend. He meets a hot lady duck at the local pond & brings her back to his room for the evening.

Then he realizes he doesn't have a condom. So he calls the concierge & asks him to bring him one.

So the concierge guy shows up at the duck's door & says, "Here's your condom, sir. Do you want me to put it on your bill?"

DUCK: "Uh.........no,...."

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[SkydivingNurse 0]

[SkiD_PL8 0]

Greenie in training.

[freeflir29 0]

So.............How do you sell a deaf man a duck?

[SkiD_PL8 0]

Yell "YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK?!"

Greenie in training.

[leroydb 0]

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So.............How do you sell a deaf man a duck?

you sell it to him with money?

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[freeflir29 0]

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you sell it to him with money?

You haven't met Wingnut have you?

[BillyVance 34]

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So.............How do you sell a deaf man a duck?

That joke is OLD AS SHIT!

I oughta know... I was hearing (pun intended) it 20 years ago...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[SpeedRacer 1]

my joke was much funnier.

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[BillyVance 34]

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my joke was much funnier.

Yeah it was... because I hadn't HEARD it before!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BGill 0]

can we PLEASE let the duck joke die already????

for the love of god please no more duck joke! if i have to hear wingi yell that in my ear one more time....

[SpeedRacer 1]

duck jigsaw puzzle.

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[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

How about the one where 2 ducks are flying together when an F-14 passes by?

"Don't make me come down there" - God.

My site:http://www.skystudio.nl/video.html
Some of my vids: http://www.youtube.com/user/TomSkyStudio

[AiRpollUtiOn 0]

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How about the one where 2 ducks are flying together when an F-14 passes by?

Duck nr.1 says wooooowwww he's flying fast
Ducknr.2 says: I wanna see you when your ass is on fire!

"Don't make me come down there" - God.

My site:http://www.skystudio.nl/video.html
Some of my vids: http://www.youtube.com/user/TomSkyStudio

[PLFKING 4]

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You haven't met Wingnut have you?

So THAT'S Dave's duck joke ??? I've missed hearing that about 4 times at different boogies, and always felt I was missing out on something epic....something colossal....something vital to my very essence as a human being.

I don't feel bad anymore....thanks.

Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[Rebecca 0]

GROAN!!!

I was wondering what the hell that damn joke was!!

That was it???

SpeedRacer's was better.


I'll prob'ly tell both though...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[kingbunky 3]

A duck walks into a pub, he asks the barman,"Got any bread?"

Barman replies,"Sorry mate, we're a pub, we dont sell bread"

Duck leaves.

10 minutes later, the duck returns,"Got any bread?"

Barman,"Didn't you just ask me that? Look, we don't do bread, we're a pub!"

Duck leaves again.

15 minutes later, the duck returns again,"Got any bread?"


Barman,"FOR FUCKS SAKE. WE ARE A PUB. WE DONT DO BREAD. YOU ASK ME AGAIN AND I'LL NAIL YOUR FUCKING BEAK TO THE BAR!!!"

Duck leaves.

The duck returns 5 minutes later once more,"Got any nails?"

Barman looks puzzled,"Nails? no we dont have any nails"



Duck says,"Got any bread?"

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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