fucking neighbors

[ZZTopless 0]

Ok. So I'm a student...big test today...up till 5 a.m. studying - mind you my neighbors know this. I get a phone call at 7:30 this morning from the guys who live across the hall from us in our apartment building saying "We both left for class and we think we forgot to lock our door. Could you go see if it's unlocked?" So, like a good neighbor I get up, put on some clothes and my glasses, and walk across the hallway only to see a little sign above their lock that says "April Fools!" So now I'm pissed off, unable to go back to bed, and really just want to get them back! Any recommendations? Oh, and I think our caretaker might let us into their apartment...

[mr2mk1g 10]

Simple, effective, and perfect considering you've just got up.

Shit on their doorstep.

[Tonto 1]

Just call them back and say the door was open, and their stuff is scattered everywhere and maybe they've been burgled? If the caretaker does let you in, take some fresh fish and zip it into one of the cushions in the lounge suite.

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It's the year of the Pig.

[Brains 2]

see the april fools pranks thread.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[gordy 0]

Remove absolutely everything from their apartment. Then give them the ebay link!

[unformed 0]

put glue inside their lock.

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[WrongWay 0]

Steal their couch.

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[ZZTopless 0]

They have a big ass sectional...that's too much like work. I was thinking about releasing some crickets from the local pet store into their apartment.

[Hipwrddude 0]

Those dastardly canines stealing your sleep! Revenge! Well, if you had access to their apartment turn the valve off to their sink.. or their toilet. Let the games begin... put vasoline on their doorknob... for a day or two, subscribe their phone number to a wake up call service.. remove the batteries from their remote... put green food dye in their milk ... buy their favorite 6-pack of beer (or soda), drain several from the bottom, fill with Creme Soda, etc., (or Tomato juice, but that might tip 'em off) seal it with a swatch of Saran Wrap (to cover the hole) on silver duct tap, reconnect the pastic rings, chill and serve... buy some chocolate peanut butter, mix it good, then leave a dab somewhere conspicuous, or put some on some underwear and leave it on their door... then make your speedboat getaway!

You're always the starter in your own life!

[mr2mk1g 10]

...still think the simplest response would be to take a tonk on something.

[plowdirt 0]

Black shoe polish all door handles. cheap vodka in milk or there vodke if it's cheap if not replace it with wter. wtered down coke in the rum.take the good stuff for you. oregeno in the bong oh thats gonna taste good. whip cream in shoes, or itching powder.

[ZZTopless 0]

I've got some cheap vodka...perfect for the job!

[freethefly 6]

Put exlax in their milk or whatever and watch the fun they will have

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[DavidKing 0]

Wait till they are home, take a small propane torch and heat the door knob for several minutes then ring and run
David

[ZZTopless 0]

OH....I'm a fan of the exlax...that's better than cheap vodka. Although, it will probably produce the same result...then runs...

[unformed 0]

oh man i just remembered something a friend of mine did once. take a shit in the water reservoir behind the toilet. everytime they flush they'll have more shit come out.

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[lightningbugirl 0]

please keep titles safe for work and mother over the shoulder at the hospital viewing

[unformed 0]

um, shouldn't you be working?

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[ZZTopless 0]

What's with all the recommendations involving fecal matter...I think some people have a fetish!

[DrunkMonkey 0]

Put Habanero oil in their KY.

[ZZTopless 0]

So...conclusion being...confetti, veg. oil on the kitchen floor, 2 dozen crickets, vodka in milk, and 10 sheep eyeballs (courtesy of the lab I do research in) in the toilet, shower, fridge, and medicine cabinet. Damn I'm a vengeful person...hehehe

[SkyDaemon 0]

if you want to be truly evil...
go to the grocery store
purchase a massive amount (maybe 10) habenero peppers.
wear gloves, cut the peppers in half and smear the inside of the pepper on every doorknob, toilet seat, toothbruth, sex toy, refridgerator handle, contact lens holder/washer, toilet paper, zippers of pants, underpants...

pepper spray works as well, but it's more obvious and apparent to the victim.

This is a pretty evil thing to do to people, if they aren't aware of what you've done they may end up in the emergency room wondering if they received some vile disease...

Almost as evil is to slip a healthy dose of LSD into the soda cans, water filter, dinner, whatever you can.. they'll truly believe they've gone insane, and may well think they've lost their mind, and if they're able may end up in the emergency room...

Revenge is a dish best served cold...
-=Raistlin

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[SkydivingNurse 0]

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Put Habanero oil in their KY.

You beautiful bastard!! I almost peed my pants when I read that one.

[SkyDaemon 0]

habeneros are truly evil... They can cause major blisters in 'sensitive areas'. A friend of mine was using them in one of his dinners, got the oils on his hands, went to urinate, unzipped, held himself, and ended up in the emergency room with blisters. He thought he got some awful STD...

-=Raistlin

find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer;

[masterrig 1]

Saran wrap over the toilet bowl... black shoe polish on the ear piece of their phone... sprinkle a good dose of cayenne pepper in their BBQ chips...


Chuck