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Metro fight!
Metro fight!
Metro fight!



ok, does not have the same ring as chick fight



whoa whoa. I am not a metro. :D



That's it!!! Next time I see you, I'm going to give you the smack down with a bottle of conditioner:D:DLMAO:D:D

Rob, yes you are! Nothing worse than a closet metrosexual:D:D:D

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Metro fight!
Metro fight!
Metro fight!



ok, does not have the same ring as chick fight



whoa whoa. I am not a metro. :D



That's it!!! Next time I see you, I'm going to give you the smack down with a bottle of conditioner:D:DLMAO:D:D

Rob, yes you are! Nothing worse than a closet metrosexual:D:D:D



The closest I ever came to being metro was when I styled my hair about a year ago. Have you SEEN what I wear? Faded kermit the frog and Legend of Zelda shirts over ratty torn up long sleeve shirts do not a metro make. And come summer? I wear nothing but white T-shirts. :D:D
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Metro fight!
Metro fight!
Metro fight!



ok, does not have the same ring as chick fight



whoa whoa. I am not a metro. :D



That's it!!! Next time I see you, I'm going to give you the smack down with a bottle of conditioner:D:DLMAO:D:D

Rob, yes you are! Nothing worse than a closet metrosexual:D:D:D



Faded kermit the frog and Legend of Zelda shirts over ratty torn up long sleeve shirts do not a metro make. :D:D



ROFLMAO....YOU ARE RETARDED:D:D:D:D:D:D

The Original Cabana Boy!

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Lord Jesus, I was only kidding



Well... Thanks, but I'm not that far up the chain of authority.;)

It's clear from your ribald sense of humour that my pointed response was not required. I apologise. (But I do not moisturise!:P)


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Lord Jesus, I was only kidding



Well... Thanks, but I'm not that far up the chain of authority.;)

It's clear from your ribald sense of humour that my pointed response was not required. I apologise. (But I do not moisturise!:P)


t




Thats what happens whe you get a ringer thring to mod a forum with such a complex and intricate balance of interpersonal relationships... ;)

And Tonto, admit it, you like getting your pedicures, dont ya....
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Lord Jesus, I was only kidding



Well... Thanks, but I'm not that far up the chain of authority.;)

It's clear from your ribald sense of humour that my pointed response was not required. I apologise. (But I do not moisturise!:P)


t




Thats what happens whe you get a ringer thring to mod a forum with such a complex and intricate balance of interpersonal relationships... ;)

And Tonto, admit it, you like getting your pedicures, dont ya....



bwahahahah....:D:D:D

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Well I took the metro quiz, here's my results.

Metrosexual Quiz Results
Your Score: 25 / 50

YOUR SCORE
50.0% 25.0 points out of 50

AVG SCORE
37.1% 18.5 points out of 50

1475 have taken this test so far.

356 people have scored higher than you.

1088 people have scored lower than you.

31 people made the same grade as you.


I figured I was a metro, but shit I didn't think I was that metro. LOL

Guess that's why my girl won't go shopping for clothes without me, she has to have my opinions. LOL
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I probably have more hygiene products than most women.



:D:D:D OMG!!! :D:D:D

Sorry...if a man has more personal care products than I do, takes longer to get ready than me, and spends more time on his hair than me....that's a turn off. :D
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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3 out of 50, for a whoppng 6%, but if ther were most questions it'd have been lower.

That's what I get for letting myself get talked into early morning yoga at the dz. :S

Hangover cure, my ______.
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Took the test:

You're a metrosexual. The next girl you hook up with will be more masculine than you, full mustache and all. Is it time to buy new tweezers


I think I wil go away and cry into my babycham!
I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....

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Took the test:

You're a metrosexual. The next girl you hook up with will be more masculine than you, full mustache and all. Is it time to buy new tweezers


I think I wil go away and cry into my babycham!



I don't even know what that is.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I probably have more hygiene products than most women.



:D:D:D OMG!!! :D:D:D

Sorry...if a man has more personal care products than I do, takes longer to get ready than me, and spends more time on his hair than me....that's a turn off. :D



That was an exaggeration sweetie. I don't have a lot of products and honestly, I don't spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I just go through great lengths of ensuring I never stink, EVER!

I don't understand what the big deal is. What is wrong with a man paying close attention to personal hygiene. I guarantee, if you were in an intiment moment with a guy and he stank, that would be a turn off. I know I wouldn't want to fool around with some stank ass woman. Hell, most of the women that I have dated like that fact that I am very clean. I mean who the hell wants to date a dirty ass?

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That's what I get for letting myself get talked into early morning yoga at the dz.

Hangover cure, my ______.
witty subliminal message



LMAO. You're not the only one that's happened to. A friend convinced me that Yoga, the one where you're in a hot room, is the best cure for a hangover. Biggest load of s*&^ ever. I almost passed out on her.

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Do any of you guys go to the tanning salon?? I don't have a problem with guys classified as Metrosexual, it's nice to see a guy who likes to have a nice appearance and likes nice things. Lots of women like that. As long as they are still "REAL".
It's not what you do in life, it's what you do with your life that counts.

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That was an exaggeration sweetie. I don't have a lot of products and honestly, I don't spend a lot of time in the bathroom. I just go through great lengths of ensuring I never stink, EVER!

I don't understand what the big deal is. What is wrong with a man paying close attention to personal hygiene. I guarantee, if you were in an intiment moment with a guy and he stank, that would be a turn off. I know I wouldn't want to fool around with some stank ass woman. Hell, most of the women that I have dated like that fact that I am very clean. I mean who the hell wants to date a dirty ass?



awwww....babycakes....are you a little worried that I felt you took too much care of yourself? :D Sweetiepie, honey bun...I used your comment as a point - not saying that you did do what I mentioned. Are we a little worried, snookums, that I was directing it specifically at you? ;)

There is such a thing as taking care of yourself and taking too much care of yourself (again...the time comment).

I've never dated nor would date a man that stank - ewww....my point was a man that spent more time taking care of himself than I. You know...the whole being a woman thing for me is my excuse to take time, but a man who takes more time than me...."Things that make you go hmmmm..."











And, please, note...since I doubt you know my personality very well....I was laughing the whole time I called you babycakes, sweetiepie, honey buns, and snookums. :D;):D
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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And, please, note...since I doubt you know my personality very well....I was laughing the whole time I called you babycakes, sweetiepie, honey buns, and snookums. :D;):D



Mmmm....that was good popcorn.:ph34r:
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And, please, note...since I doubt you know my personality very well....I was laughing the whole time I called you babycakes, sweetiepie, honey buns, and snookums. :D;):D



Mmmm....that was good popcorn.:ph34r:



You meanie...you didn't share the popcorn. :P:D;)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Do any of you guys go to the tanning salon?? I don't have a problem with guys classified as Metrosexual, it's nice to see a guy who likes to have a nice appearance and likes nice things. Lots of women like that. As long as they are still "REAL".




OrangeJumper


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It will NEVER get old. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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