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QuoteNope...it's way too fun to yank your chain.
Seems to be a form of entertainment for you...
QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd, please, note...since I doubt you know my personality very well....I was laughing the whole time I called you babycakes, sweetiepie, honey buns, and snookums.
Grrrrrrrr!Mean person, bad person, leave me alone
Nope...it's way too fun to yank your chain.
hey cora..you call me all those "pet names" too
*snort laughing*..I said "pet names" to our future Veterinarian..
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Quotehey cora..you call me all those "pet names" too
What's even funnier....the only pet name that I use on a regular basis is "Hon."
However, after my internship, it could be deer, kanagroo....
[hijack]Just bought my kahkis and green shirt tonight. TB test April 11th so I can work with primates.
[/hijack]Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
QuoteQuotehey cora..you call me all those "pet names" too
What's even funnier....the only pet name that I use on a regular basis is "Hon."
[hijack]Just bought my kahkis and green shirt tonight. TB test April 11th so I can work with primates.
Is the TB test the one where you take a salty drop in your mouth and have a nasty scar on your arm from the shot?..if so...I had that one and it hurt like hell
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If I remember correctly, the TB test is one where they stab you with something in the arm and wait to see if it reacts. 
I've had one before, but it hasn't been in the last year and the zoo requires it to be done yearly.
Now...how else should we pick on OrangeJumper? I don't think I (we) yanked his chain enough yet with the Metrosexual comments.
I've had one before, but it hasn't been in the last year and the zoo requires it to be done yearly.
Now...how else should we pick on OrangeJumper? I don't think I (we) yanked his chain enough yet with the Metrosexual comments.
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
QuoteIf I remember correctly, the TB test is one where they stab you with something in the arm and wait to see if it reacts.
Now...how else should we pick on OrangeJumper? I don't think I (we) yanked his chain enough yet with the Metrosexual comments.
oh yeah..you're right..it's subcue injection..I'm thinking of polio
as far as OJ...(hehehehe...snort laughing again..I said "OJ") me neither...lets make him blush a shade of darker red...hmmmm....boobies wont "shock" him cuz skydive Orange is known for nekkidness...hmmmm...pondering pondering...help me out here cora...
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Well...let's see...we could talk about girl's farting - but I don't think that'd get him to blush. And to do that properly, we'd have to bring up his old thread.
Boobies - nah...only thing that would bring about is posts demanding more.
Hair products...I've already teased him on.
Workout schedule...hmmm....think it's a workable teasing item?
Oh...since he jumps at Orange, do we know anyone that could tell us how long it takes him to get ready in the morning? Or I should say after his gym workout(s). Hmmm...actually...going along that thought....if you saw his post on how much he works out...when does he have time to get cleaned up?
Poor guy...he has no clue what he's in for, does he?
Boobies - nah...only thing that would bring about is posts demanding more.
Hair products...I've already teased him on.
Workout schedule...hmmm....think it's a workable teasing item?
Oh...since he jumps at Orange, do we know anyone that could tell us how long it takes him to get ready in the morning? Or I should say after his gym workout(s). Hmmm...actually...going along that thought....if you saw his post on how much he works out...when does he have time to get cleaned up?
Poor guy...he has no clue what he's in for, does he?
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
QuoteWell...let's see...we could talk about girl's farting - but I don't think that'd get him to blush. And to do that properly, we'd have to bring up his old thread.
Boobies - nah...only thing that would bring about is posts demanding more.
Hair products...I've already teased him on.
Workout schedule...hmmm....think it's a workable teasing item?
Oh...since he jumps at Orange, do we know anyone that could tell us how long it takes him to get ready in the morning? Or I should say after his gym workout(s). Hmmm...actually...going along that thought....if you saw his post on how much he works out...when does he have time to get cleaned up?
Poor guy...he has no clue what he's in for, does he?
I can ask Amy and Scott (regs at Orange) if they know...hehehehe...and they'd share.
What'd he do if I gave him a cranial massage and you gave him a Swedish massage at the same time?
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QuoteI can ask Amy and Scott (regs at Orange) if they know...hehehehe...and they'd share.
What'd he do if I gave him a cranial massage and you gave him a Swedish massage at the same time?
I think he'd be thinking "Heaven." 2 women working on him and touching him...do you really think he'd protest? Only thing he'd protest about is if pics were taken showing he was getting a manicure/pedicure.
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
tbrown 26
Metro - what - the - fuck is this ? I thought you wuz talkin' about doin' it on the bus or somethin', not some sissified excuse for the rest of us to all go limp wristed at once...
Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !
Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !
QuoteQuoteI can ask Amy and Scott (regs at Orange) if they know...hehehehe...and they'd share.
What'd he do if I gave him a cranial massage and you gave him a Swedish massage at the same time?
I think he'd be thinking "Heaven." 2 women working on him and touching him...do you really think he'd protest? Only thing he'd protest about is if pics were taken showing he was getting a manicure/pedicure.
Thank you...thank you...
much needed laugh...OMG...ROTFLMAO!!!!Classic Cora..just classic!_________________________________________
Tonto 1
And you replied to me because?
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It's the year of the Pig.
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Quote26 points is in the 21 through 34 points range
You're a metrosexual. The next girl you hook up with will be more masculine than you, full mustache and all. Is it time to buy new tweezers?
That's so crap. I just like to look good.
And she isn't more masculine than me at all... grrr.
QuoteQuoteI can ask Amy and Scott (regs at Orange) if they know...hehehehe...and they'd share.
What'd he do if I gave him a cranial massage and you gave him a Swedish massage at the same time?
I think he'd be thinking "Heaven." 2 women working on him and touching him...do you really think he'd protest? Only thing he'd protest about is if pics were taken showing he was getting a manicure/pedicure.
Yeahhhhhhhh! Two women working on me, that would make me
I promise
Why pick on me? I'm such a nice guy. So I don't like when girls fart and I'm a "metrosexual" and I have a busy workout schedule and whatever else is wrong with me. Is that any reason to gang up on poor old OJ?
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The Original Cabana Boy!
I'm not a metro, but I do got some metro traits goin' on. I stopped moving into apartments and turning them into mini-frathouses (i.e. more Jager than milk in the fridge, license plates and neon signs on the walls, all-black furniture, beer-soaked carpets, only plants in the house are plastic)
I'm now a happy high-rise dweller. Went to the Homo-Depot and got six different colors of paint (yes they match) and have been painting up my new pad. Got a new cherry bedroom set coming, new area rugs, etc etc. You'da thunk I was married if you saw my place.
I even went so far as to buy Screen Goo and will be putting that up on the walls soon and hanging drapes over it so the home threatre is hidden as much as possible, instead of walking into my place and all you notice is the kick-ass TV and nothing else.
Momma would be so proud.
Although some things I can't let go of... I want a DOG-dog (not some damn poodle-thing). Remember Spuds McKensie? I want an English Bull Terrier so bad!!!
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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
I'm now a happy high-rise dweller. Went to the Homo-Depot and got six different colors of paint (yes they match) and have been painting up my new pad. Got a new cherry bedroom set coming, new area rugs, etc etc. You'da thunk I was married if you saw my place.
I even went so far as to buy Screen Goo and will be putting that up on the walls soon and hanging drapes over it so the home threatre is hidden as much as possible, instead of walking into my place and all you notice is the kick-ass TV and nothing else.
Momma would be so proud.
Although some things I can't let go of... I want a DOG-dog (not some damn poodle-thing). Remember Spuds McKensie? I want an English Bull Terrier so bad!!!
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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.
Because it's fun. And you take it well.
And you take it well.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
QuoteBecause it's fun.
Damn, I just thought you were flirting
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Antidote 0
QuoteAny men out there class themselves as metrosexual?
Any of you guys do anything that could be considered metrosexual?
The only thing I do is get my skin exfoliated once in a while.
Oh and trim my pubes.....maybe thats just creepy not metro.
Nope. I'm pretty indifferent to all that stuff.
As long as I'm reasonably clean and don't smell, I'm fine. Keep my haircut short, so I don't have to dry or brush it in the morning.
The advantage of being an ugly fuck is that you have no looks to lose. I find it pretty amusing to watch people my age complain about losing their looks.
"Yeah, pretty soon you're as ugly as me".
Heheh, great fun
QuoteQuoteBecause it's fun.
Damn, I just thought you were flirting
Me? Flirting?
Nah...I'd never do that.
Looking around for the lightening strike.
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
mnealtx 0
*quickly gets under cover before the lightning strike*
*ZOT*
Poor lady....poor, poor lady.....
*ZOT*
Poor lady....poor, poor lady.....
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
Remster 30
QuoteMe? Flirting? Nah...I'd never do that.
Yeah... what you do is teasing...
Remster
QuoteQuoteQuoteBecause it's fun.
Damn, I just thought you were flirting
Me? Flirting?
Looking around for the lightening strike.
LMAO
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