fun things to do with hospital food

[lightningbugirl 0]

I hate jello.
I hate gingerale.
I hate tea.
I hate water....

I want to go home.

[DrunkMonkey 0]

Order delivery pizza.

[lightningbugirl 0]

oooooh good one

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[soulshine 0]

Get someone to sneak in real food. That's what I always do.

Remember to hide the evidence from the nurses. They get a bit pissed when they find out.

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[windcatcher 0]

I didn't know you were in the hospital...

what for?

edit: DUH! I'm sorry, I forgot about that post. Get better soon...

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[AggieDave 6]

Maybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[turtlespeed 226]

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I hate jello.
I hate gingerale.
I hate tea.
I hate water....

I want to go home.

Take the apple juice -
Pour it into the specimin container -
when they come to pick it up -

say - "Hmmm, doesn't look just right, better run it through again. And chug it all down."

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kai2k1 0]

Put the jello in your mouth and swish it all around, then call the nurse and look at her and say "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?"




Hope you feel better

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[PsychoBob 0]

***Maybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you.

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Those bastards always clogged me up. It was like eating intestinal cement. YUK! Thought the desserts weren't that bad.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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[soulshine 0]

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say "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?"

LMFAO!

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Maybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you.

Blech. I think the hospital food would be better.

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[kai2k1 0]

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say "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?"

LMFAO!

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say "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?"

Blech. I think the hospital food would be better.

I totally agree, I guess i'm lucky, I have never spent a night in the hospital...

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[NWFlyer 2]

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I hate jello.
I hate gingerale.
I hate tea.
I hate water....

I want to go home.

All I remember is the gravy. Gravy on EVERYTHING. I feel your pain, sister. I spent 6 days in the hospital 2 years ago and it was miserable. Hope you get sprung soon!

[happythoughts 0]

When I worked in the IT dept of a hospital, we all ate in the cafeteria. They served the same food to us. It was cheap. For $2.50, you could have lunch, but... it sucked.

They had the Fat-Free, Salt-Free lunch. We called it the Flavor-Free lunch. Imagine greens without some salt pork. There oughta be a law about that.

[antifnsocial 0]

wtf is salt pork?

Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

[AggieDave 6]

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wtf is salt pork?

Damn yankees.




I bet you don't know what iced sweet tea is either...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[mailin 0]

The hospital I worked at had THE best cafeteria. The food was cheap and some of the best I'd had in AGES! But I'd heard horror stories about the food given to the patients

..baked mac n' cheese with tomato and broccolli...::DROOL::


Jen

Arianna Frances

[kai2k1 0]

Think Bacon Fat.... Thats Salt pork

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[happythoughts 0]

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wtf is salt pork?

Blasphemer. I don't ever want to hear you claim to know how to cook.

You've never put salt pork in greens or pintos? It's like the next cooking lesson after the recipe for ice.

[antifnsocial 0]

I'm Irish dumbass.
I do know beer.

Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

[happythoughts 0]

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I'm Irish dumbass.

So that's redundant, right?

I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you"

[Feeblemind 1]

I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you"

[2fat2fly 0]

when I was young, I tended to damage myself a lot-I finally learned that I could write "Hamburger X2-Fries" on the menu and that's what they'd bring me. Maybe you can order stuff not listed also. Good luck

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried