lightningbugirl 0 #1 March 30, 2005 I hate jello. I hate gingerale. I hate tea. I hate water.... I want to go home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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lightningbugirl 0 #3 March 30, 2005 oooooh good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #4 March 30, 2005 Get someone to sneak in real food. That's what I always do. Remember to hide the evidence from the nurses. They get a bit pissed when they find out. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites windcatcher 0 #5 March 30, 2005 I didn't know you were in the hospital... what for? edit: DUH! I'm sorry, I forgot about that post. Get better soon... Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #6 March 30, 2005 Maybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #7 March 30, 2005 QuoteI hate jello. I hate gingerale. I hate tea. I hate water.... I want to go home. Take the apple juice - Pour it into the specimin container - when they come to pick it up - say - "Hmmm, doesn't look just right, better run it through again. And chug it all down."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kai2k1 0 #8 March 30, 2005 Put the jello in your mouth and swish it all around, then call the nurse and look at her and say "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" Hope you feel better There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #9 March 30, 2005 ***Maybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you. QuoteThose bastards always clogged me up. It was like eating intestinal cement. YUK! Thought the desserts weren't that bad."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #10 March 30, 2005 Quotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" LMFAO! QuoteMaybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you. Blech. I think the hospital food would be better. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kai2k1 0 #11 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" LMFAO! Quotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" Blech. I think the hospital food would be better. I totally agree, I guess i'm lucky, I have never spent a night in the hospital... There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #12 March 30, 2005 QuoteI hate jello. I hate gingerale. I hate tea. I hate water.... I want to go home. All I remember is the gravy. Gravy on EVERYTHING. I feel your pain, sister. I spent 6 days in the hospital 2 years ago and it was miserable. Hope you get sprung soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #13 March 30, 2005 When I worked in the IT dept of a hospital, we all ate in the cafeteria. They served the same food to us. It was cheap. For $2.50, you could have lunch, but... it sucked. They had the Fat-Free, Salt-Free lunch. We called it the Flavor-Free lunch. Imagine greens without some salt pork. There oughta be a law about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #14 March 30, 2005 wtf is salt pork?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #15 March 30, 2005 Quote wtf is salt pork? Damn yankees. I bet you don't know what iced sweet tea is either...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mailin 0 #16 March 30, 2005 The hospital I worked at had THE best cafeteria. The food was cheap and some of the best I'd had in AGES! But I'd heard horror stories about the food given to the patients ..baked mac n' cheese with tomato and broccolli...::DROOL:: JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kai2k1 0 #17 March 30, 2005 Think Bacon Fat.... Thats Salt pork There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 March 30, 2005 Quotewtf is salt pork? Blasphemer. I don't ever want to hear you claim to know how to cook. You've never put salt pork in greens or pintos? It's like the next cooking lesson after the recipe for ice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #19 March 30, 2005 I'm Irish dumbass. I do know beer. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #20 March 30, 2005 QuoteI'm Irish dumbass. So that's redundant, right? I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Feeblemind 1 #21 March 30, 2005 I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you" Hmmm I think I have found my calling Sorry I have a fast fall rate, didn't mean to hijack. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #22 March 30, 2005 when I was young, I tended to damage myself a lot-I finally learned that I could write "Hamburger X2-Fries" on the menu and that's what they'd bring me. Maybe you can order stuff not listed also. Good luckI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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soulshine 0 #4 March 30, 2005 Get someone to sneak in real food. That's what I always do. Remember to hide the evidence from the nurses. They get a bit pissed when they find out. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #5 March 30, 2005 I didn't know you were in the hospital... what for? edit: DUH! I'm sorry, I forgot about that post. Get better soon... Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 March 30, 2005 Maybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 March 30, 2005 QuoteI hate jello. I hate gingerale. I hate tea. I hate water.... I want to go home. Take the apple juice - Pour it into the specimin container - when they come to pick it up - say - "Hmmm, doesn't look just right, better run it through again. And chug it all down."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #8 March 30, 2005 Put the jello in your mouth and swish it all around, then call the nurse and look at her and say "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" Hope you feel better There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 March 30, 2005 ***Maybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you. QuoteThose bastards always clogged me up. It was like eating intestinal cement. YUK! Thought the desserts weren't that bad."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #10 March 30, 2005 Quotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" LMFAO! QuoteMaybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you. Blech. I think the hospital food would be better. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kai2k1 0 #11 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" LMFAO! Quotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" Blech. I think the hospital food would be better. I totally agree, I guess i'm lucky, I have never spent a night in the hospital... There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #12 March 30, 2005 QuoteI hate jello. I hate gingerale. I hate tea. I hate water.... I want to go home. All I remember is the gravy. Gravy on EVERYTHING. I feel your pain, sister. I spent 6 days in the hospital 2 years ago and it was miserable. Hope you get sprung soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #13 March 30, 2005 When I worked in the IT dept of a hospital, we all ate in the cafeteria. They served the same food to us. It was cheap. For $2.50, you could have lunch, but... it sucked. They had the Fat-Free, Salt-Free lunch. We called it the Flavor-Free lunch. Imagine greens without some salt pork. There oughta be a law about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #14 March 30, 2005 wtf is salt pork?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #15 March 30, 2005 Quote wtf is salt pork? Damn yankees. I bet you don't know what iced sweet tea is either...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mailin 0 #16 March 30, 2005 The hospital I worked at had THE best cafeteria. The food was cheap and some of the best I'd had in AGES! But I'd heard horror stories about the food given to the patients ..baked mac n' cheese with tomato and broccolli...::DROOL:: JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kai2k1 0 #17 March 30, 2005 Think Bacon Fat.... Thats Salt pork There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 March 30, 2005 Quotewtf is salt pork? Blasphemer. I don't ever want to hear you claim to know how to cook. You've never put salt pork in greens or pintos? It's like the next cooking lesson after the recipe for ice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #19 March 30, 2005 I'm Irish dumbass. I do know beer. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #20 March 30, 2005 QuoteI'm Irish dumbass. So that's redundant, right? I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Feeblemind 1 #21 March 30, 2005 I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you" Hmmm I think I have found my calling Sorry I have a fast fall rate, didn't mean to hijack. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #10 March 30, 2005 Quotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" LMFAO! QuoteMaybe someone can send you a case of MREs, it would probably be better (and healthier) for you. Blech. I think the hospital food would be better. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #11 March 30, 2005 QuoteQuotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" LMFAO! Quotesay "wamma thee wuss im my mouf?" Blech. I think the hospital food would be better. I totally agree, I guess i'm lucky, I have never spent a night in the hospital... There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 March 30, 2005 QuoteI hate jello. I hate gingerale. I hate tea. I hate water.... I want to go home. All I remember is the gravy. Gravy on EVERYTHING. I feel your pain, sister. I spent 6 days in the hospital 2 years ago and it was miserable. Hope you get sprung soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 March 30, 2005 When I worked in the IT dept of a hospital, we all ate in the cafeteria. They served the same food to us. It was cheap. For $2.50, you could have lunch, but... it sucked. They had the Fat-Free, Salt-Free lunch. We called it the Flavor-Free lunch. Imagine greens without some salt pork. There oughta be a law about that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #14 March 30, 2005 wtf is salt pork?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 March 30, 2005 Quote wtf is salt pork? Damn yankees. I bet you don't know what iced sweet tea is either...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #16 March 30, 2005 The hospital I worked at had THE best cafeteria. The food was cheap and some of the best I'd had in AGES! But I'd heard horror stories about the food given to the patients ..baked mac n' cheese with tomato and broccolli...::DROOL:: JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #17 March 30, 2005 Think Bacon Fat.... Thats Salt pork There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 March 30, 2005 Quotewtf is salt pork? Blasphemer. I don't ever want to hear you claim to know how to cook. You've never put salt pork in greens or pintos? It's like the next cooking lesson after the recipe for ice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #19 March 30, 2005 I'm Irish dumbass. I do know beer. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 March 30, 2005 QuoteI'm Irish dumbass. So that's redundant, right? I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #21 March 30, 2005 I don't miss any meals. It's how I maintain my slot in the base. "I need 4 people who can... yeah you" Hmmm I think I have found my calling Sorry I have a fast fall rate, didn't mean to hijack. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #22 March 30, 2005 when I was young, I tended to damage myself a lot-I finally learned that I could write "Hamburger X2-Fries" on the menu and that's what they'd bring me. Maybe you can order stuff not listed also. Good luckI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
