Vallerina 2 #1 March 27, 2005 For me it would be a taxi cab driver. I hate driving. Many times I think I'm going to lose my mind while driving. My Hell will be me stuck in traffic. So, I would hate to drive around other people all day long. What job would make you want to spoon your eyes out?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #2 March 27, 2005 Ya know that trait would probally make you a very efficient driver! my least fav job? cleaning up after someone else... fk.. means I will have to train the kid....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 March 27, 2005 QuoteWhat job would make you want to spoon your eyes out? I can't think of much that would drive me crazy, but something that is highly repetitive would drive me crazy. Other then that, anything that's got some change and challenge then I'm motivated. Even "easy" jobs you can find to have a challege. For instance I worked for Office Depot a few years ago, it was a mind numbing job, BUT I found my challenge in becoming a top notch sales person and ended up increasing my dept's sales for the summer by 40%.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 March 27, 2005 Putting the cotton balls in the Aspirin bottles! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #5 March 27, 2005 Cleaning the urinals at Grand Central Station------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 March 27, 2005 Quote Cleaning the urinals at Grand Central Station That would be easy. Trade a restroom cleaning for a large bottle of MD 20/20 with one of the folks I saw "living" there last time I was there. Spend the rest of the time sleeping.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #7 March 27, 2005 Anything having to do with auditing or QA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #8 March 27, 2005 Being the "hose" guy on a septic tank pumping truck. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 March 27, 2005 Quote Being the "hose" guy on a septic tank pumping truck. Ah, didn't think of that one...I'm sure you could have fun with that job too. I'm not sure what the fun would be, but there's got to be fun somewhere.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 March 27, 2005 QuoteBeing the "hose" guy on a septic tank pumping truck. P- That job would SUCK! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 March 27, 2005 Porn Star.... (yeah that would stink!) like most jobs, over use desensitises you and how would you relax when you came home? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 March 27, 2005 Good point! I actually had that discussion with my old coworker before. We thought that if you ever wanted to get into porn, the best way to do it would be for the camera crew to follow you around until you were ready to have sex and not just have it on command.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 March 27, 2005 The last job I had and walked-off from! (fuel and oil distributor) Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 March 27, 2005 Quotefuel and oil distributor - Petrol pump attendant? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 March 27, 2005 No, sir. Driver/warehouse. The inmates ran the asylum!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 March 27, 2005 Hi, Excuse me I meant no offence (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #17 March 27, 2005 Being the guy that scoops up the poop from horses at parades... yeah cant find any fun in that ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #18 March 27, 2005 Gay snuff fluffer "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 March 27, 2005 Quote Gay snuff fluffer Quote DING DING DING!! Bob....We HAVE A WINNER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 March 27, 2005 or.... from Derek and Clive ... http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/live_01.htm (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #21 March 27, 2005 Assembly line worker in a factory. Automaton work. Ugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #22 March 27, 2005 Pat O'Brien the host of entertainment tonight said his decision to go to college was based on a summer job he had. His family all worked for Hormel. His summer job was to shovel out the Spam vat of the stuff that was still stuck in there after it was dumped. I guess you have to go in there with hip waders or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie13 324 #23 March 27, 2005 cleanup guy at a slaughterhouse. shovelling guts in that stench...nasty._________________________________________ Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #24 March 27, 2005 QuoteBeing the "hose" guy on a septic tank pumping truck. P- Back in my college daze I used to work summers at a sewage treatment plant. And there were days I would literally have to put on waders and hop in right up to my hips in shit. Know what ? It's all a matter of attitude, just depends how you think about it. Oh and we also laid down a good cover of powdered chlorine before hoppin' in. Paid for two summers' worth of jumping, as well as a pile of college expenses (but after two years I did switch to the Highway Dept, shoveling tar, gravel and concrete is still easier than shovelling shit). Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 March 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteBeing the "hose" guy on a septic tank pumping truck. P- Back in my college daze I used to work summers at a sewage treatment plant. And there were days I would literally have to put on waders and hop in right up to my hips in shit. Know what ? It's all a matter of attitude, just depends how you think about it. Oh and we also laid down a good cover of powdered chlorine before hoppin' in. Paid for two summers' worth of jumping, as well as a pile of college expenses (but after two years I did switch to the Highway Dept, shoveling tar, gravel and concrete is still easier than shovelling shit). Quote There's a septic pumpin' company in San Diego that has the GREATEST line on all their trucks... "Satisfaction Guaranteed..or Double Your Load Back!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
