Guest #26 March 27, 2005 gyno-doc. Wouldn't want that good stuff ruined ... okay the guy who ask us to cough twice to the left that would be worse ... You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #27 March 27, 2005 being a dentist...drilling people's teeth... I think dentists must be some kind of sadistic people.......I hate the drill joking aside, probably cleaning toilets, or working in an animal plant Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #28 March 27, 2005 The son of the loan officer for my first pickup truck got actived for Desert Storm in 1990 and spent a year in Saudi cleaning out port-a-pottys, daily heat up through 120 degrees. So bad a draw I laugh every time I think about it, glad that wasn't me! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #29 March 27, 2005 Anything in food service. I'm never doing anything in food service ever again.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #30 March 27, 2005 QuoteAnything in food service. I'm never doing anything in food service ever again. S'matter, didn't like flipping burgers? For me it would have to be the trash pick-up guy. I don't think I could stand to get out of bed every day knowing I had to deal with every one else's trash. Either that or a port-a-potty cleaner. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 March 27, 2005 No offense taken. I believe, you were just asking a question. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 March 27, 2005 Been there... done that. Boring work. Now, I'm doing something I look forward to and enjoy doing... every day! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 March 27, 2005 When I was a kid, I helped my dad dip metal cans into hot tar to coat them. We worked in a tin shed attached to a barn. Heating a drum of hot tar in a metal shed in Florida during the summer. Every so often the mineral spirits caused it to explode and fling boiling tar everywhere. That added some adventure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #34 March 27, 2005 I think, she'd better use both hands on that sack! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unlucky1 0 #35 March 27, 2005 All of you are missing the WORST job in the world. The people that arouse horses and jerk them off until its time to insert it into a female horse's vagina so they can get the mare pregnant. THAT is the WORST job !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tweak 0 #36 March 27, 2005 QuoteAnything having to do with auditing or QA. You sound just like a developer!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 March 27, 2005 Have you ever had a day where someone asked you, "What did you do all day?" "Just jerked off." Normally, you don't get paid for it. Think of it as an advantage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unlucky1 0 #38 March 28, 2005 you know it gets messy cause those guys wear raincoats.... An my gf thought that I came alot..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #39 March 28, 2005 QuoteAll of you are missing the WORST job in the world. The people that arouse horses and jerk them off until its time to insert it into a female horse's vagina so they can get the mare pregnant. THAT is the WORST job !!! Dude.. A Horse Fluffer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #40 March 28, 2005 Cleaning the private viewing booths at the Adult Videos store. Skies, Jen----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #41 March 28, 2005 The way I've seen semen collection done was a lot different. An instrument, commonly called a 'silver bulltet', is inserted in the stallion's anus and a mild vibration is produced. The semen is collected in a glass recepticle. Very 'neat' and quick. It was done by a vet. The stallion, would probably prefer the fluffer! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shegget 0 #42 March 28, 2005 Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante: What's a jizz-mopper? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #43 March 28, 2005 QuoteI can't think of much that would drive me crazy, but something that is highly repetitive would drive me crazy. After 800th tandem... "Hey...this looks like where I landed the last time..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 March 28, 2005 Vallerina's pack bitch would be a suckass job. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #45 March 28, 2005 Enough out of you, wench!!!! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #46 March 28, 2005 I always thought being one of those lavatory attendants in a restaurant had to be one of the worst jobs...although, they do get tipped. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #47 March 28, 2005 Quote Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante: What's a jizz-mopper? I thought they got paid by the pint.----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #48 March 28, 2005 I guess it was the time I spent being a mortician's assistant in 1972 at Metcalf Funeral Home in Conroe, Texas. NOTHING comes close. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #49 March 28, 2005 Colo-rectal surgeon. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #50 March 28, 2005 these all sound awful! i wouldn't ever want to prep the dead, drive cabs (i hate driving too), or clean public toilets here's another job i never want (but went to school for...eh, the print side): a newscaster. they have to cheesy jokes all the time and their sentences reeeeeeeeaaaaally have to make sense before they say them... no redo's. plus they have to wear way too much make up and get up extremely early. i wouldn't even last a day! i think i could do weather tho... i love pointing and think i know more than my weather guy... i think...i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites