leroydb 0 #1 March 26, 2005 Petty offenses, misdemeanors and felonies - what class are you in? DON'T answer if you get all offended easy like... (leading statment)Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 March 26, 2005 I check the local post office on a regular basis... so far... so good! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 March 26, 2005 Quote 'It might not be the right way but, it's the cowboy way!' Quote http://oldbluejacket.com/cowboys.htm Than you'll like THIS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #4 March 26, 2005 .... Do you want the rap sheet for the past year?? the past decade?? or my whole life????? quick answer....... Occasionally caught..... Sometimes tried..... ( so far ) Never convicted......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites loumeinhart 0 #5 March 26, 2005 happened to me 6yrs ago: bought mom a boston terrier (very hyper dog), one night dog would NOT calm down, I ran her a lot but didn't feel like it that night - got a bright idea in my head to get a length of clothesline, tied it to the leash and let her run as FAST as she wanted around the block as I slowly drove my buick and held the leash with my left hand out the window - I was SAFE and neighborhood quiet and late....undercover pulls me over makes radio call...lights..patrol cars....onlookers....handcuffs...JAIL!!! GET THIS - the local paper published a COMPLETE lie the next day said I was "dragging the dog with leash tied to bumper" - judge read the charge "dragging an animal by car" and everyone in the courtroom gasped..the court reporter lady's hands went up to her mouth . This pissed me off so I got a local lawrocket, proved that I didn't do it (moled bumper/ personal references/ friendly dog warden) ... and won!!! ... The dog is still alive and loves me when I visit! and few more 'small' things since then - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #6 March 26, 2005 You're right... I do like that! Thanks! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #7 March 26, 2005 Hell, I've seen folks do that with horses and never heard of any charges of 'dragging a horse'. In a way, it's funny and in a big way, it's sad. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pringles 0 #8 March 26, 2005 I got a Misdemeanor about 7years ago... I had a chevelle that I was going to put into storage. I had already transfered my plate to my winter car. But I put the plate back on the chevelle to transport it across town to my parents for storage (4miles). Between my parents house and mine a cop ran my plate. He knew it wasn't a Grand prix so he pulled me over. Removed my plate and distroyed it once my story checked out. So a lesson to you. You would be better off driving it with out a plate at all. Neither is a good idea though. Matt Davies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites efs4ever 3 #9 March 26, 2005 None for me personally, but I've saved some butts in court a few times. Don't drive while intoxicated. Move near the bars and take a cab. BUT Just say NO to searches and field sobriety testing. When an officer tells you you have a right to remain silent. BE SILENT just after terminating the interview and requesting a lawyer. 713 CALLWEBB (In Houston) Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #10 March 26, 2005 QuoteNone for me personally, but I've saved some butts in court a few times. Don't drive while intoxicated. Move near the bars and take a cab. BUT Just say NO to searches and field sobriety testing. When an officer tells you you have a right to remain silent. BE SILENT just after terminating the interview and requesting a lawyer. 713 CALLWEBB (In Houston) Quote Sure...tell me that NOW! Where were you 20 years ago?!?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ncrowe 0 #11 March 26, 2005 I've had a few PI's .....I believe a class C Misdemeanor "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #12 March 26, 2005 QuoteI've had a few PI's Quote I got one of those 20 years ago in San Diego...but it was WORTH it! A jumping buddy's 40th Birthday...we went to Pacers, a strip club and got greased...we walked (staggered) out the front door where seeing a squad car parked next to the curb I decided I better go back in and call for a cab...I leaned my buddy up against the wall out front and ran inside...came back out and all hell had broken loose. Seems he saw the paint job on the police car...thought it was a cab..got in the back and proceeded to blow lunch EVERYWHERE! I was laughing so hard the cop took me too! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ncrowe 0 #13 March 26, 2005 Bwahahah thats fuggin great .......last one for me was at a G0-Cart track on a sunday after me and my girlfriend and my buddy and his chick plowed through a few bottles of wine at the Olive Garden heh....wasn't worth the 340 bucks at the time "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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loumeinhart 0 #5 March 26, 2005 happened to me 6yrs ago: bought mom a boston terrier (very hyper dog), one night dog would NOT calm down, I ran her a lot but didn't feel like it that night - got a bright idea in my head to get a length of clothesline, tied it to the leash and let her run as FAST as she wanted around the block as I slowly drove my buick and held the leash with my left hand out the window - I was SAFE and neighborhood quiet and late....undercover pulls me over makes radio call...lights..patrol cars....onlookers....handcuffs...JAIL!!! GET THIS - the local paper published a COMPLETE lie the next day said I was "dragging the dog with leash tied to bumper" - judge read the charge "dragging an animal by car" and everyone in the courtroom gasped..the court reporter lady's hands went up to her mouth . This pissed me off so I got a local lawrocket, proved that I didn't do it (moled bumper/ personal references/ friendly dog warden) ... and won!!! ... The dog is still alive and loves me when I visit! and few more 'small' things since then - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 March 26, 2005 You're right... I do like that! Thanks! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 March 26, 2005 Hell, I've seen folks do that with horses and never heard of any charges of 'dragging a horse'. In a way, it's funny and in a big way, it's sad. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pringles 0 #8 March 26, 2005 I got a Misdemeanor about 7years ago... I had a chevelle that I was going to put into storage. I had already transfered my plate to my winter car. But I put the plate back on the chevelle to transport it across town to my parents for storage (4miles). Between my parents house and mine a cop ran my plate. He knew it wasn't a Grand prix so he pulled me over. Removed my plate and distroyed it once my story checked out. So a lesson to you. You would be better off driving it with out a plate at all. Neither is a good idea though. Matt Davies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #9 March 26, 2005 None for me personally, but I've saved some butts in court a few times. Don't drive while intoxicated. Move near the bars and take a cab. BUT Just say NO to searches and field sobriety testing. When an officer tells you you have a right to remain silent. BE SILENT just after terminating the interview and requesting a lawyer. 713 CALLWEBB (In Houston) Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 March 26, 2005 QuoteNone for me personally, but I've saved some butts in court a few times. Don't drive while intoxicated. Move near the bars and take a cab. BUT Just say NO to searches and field sobriety testing. When an officer tells you you have a right to remain silent. BE SILENT just after terminating the interview and requesting a lawyer. 713 CALLWEBB (In Houston) Quote Sure...tell me that NOW! Where were you 20 years ago?!?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #11 March 26, 2005 I've had a few PI's .....I believe a class C Misdemeanor "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 March 26, 2005 QuoteI've had a few PI's Quote I got one of those 20 years ago in San Diego...but it was WORTH it! A jumping buddy's 40th Birthday...we went to Pacers, a strip club and got greased...we walked (staggered) out the front door where seeing a squad car parked next to the curb I decided I better go back in and call for a cab...I leaned my buddy up against the wall out front and ran inside...came back out and all hell had broken loose. Seems he saw the paint job on the police car...thought it was a cab..got in the back and proceeded to blow lunch EVERYWHERE! I was laughing so hard the cop took me too! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #13 March 26, 2005 Bwahahah thats fuggin great .......last one for me was at a G0-Cart track on a sunday after me and my girlfriend and my buddy and his chick plowed through a few bottles of wine at the Olive Garden heh....wasn't worth the 340 bucks at the time "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
