skyejumper 0 #1 March 25, 2005 according to this article she's definitely expecting... http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Mar-24-Thu-2005/news/26145937.html here's the text: The Scene and Heard You heard it here first: Britney Spears ... not a girl, soon to be a mommy. She's pregnant. Look for the announcement any day now. ... hmmm... i wonder how long 'til her hubby cheats on her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 March 25, 2005 I didn't do it! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 March 25, 2005 I may have........that weekend is kind of a blur. I was REALLY drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #4 March 25, 2005 Britney Spears has shoulders like a man. I can say that, and you'll laugh, because there's a puppet on my hand....... E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #5 March 25, 2005 Quote Britney Spears has shoulders like a man. I can say that, and you'll laugh, because there's a puppet on my hand....... E [Sly] BACK AWAY FROM THE CRACK PIPE *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 March 25, 2005 MILF! MILF! MILF! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 March 25, 2005 It wasn't me! I'm not speaking to her!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
white_falcon 0 #8 March 25, 2005 and we are supposed to care, WHY???!!! Scott Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 March 25, 2005 Right now there's about 300 guys going "shit, hope it ain't mine..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 March 25, 2005 QuoteRight now there's about 300 guys going "shit, hope it ain't mine..." Since she's got a job, I'd stay home and let her support me. Househusband. I'm so lazy that I'd marry a woman who's already pregnant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
white_falcon 0 #11 March 25, 2005 Dave and Happy, You guys aint right. lol scott Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #12 March 25, 2005 Awww, shit. Just when I finally got all my child support payments cleared and stopped, this shit happens. Oh well, 17% of an income of 0 is still 0, right? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #13 March 25, 2005 WHY BRITNEY? WHYYYYYYYY? Scratch her from my list of possible kittens to kill. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #14 March 25, 2005 You can take the girl out of the trailer park...But you cant take the trailer out of the girl....... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 March 25, 2005 QuoteScratch her from my list of possible kittens to kill. But now there will be Britney Pregnant Porn. Sorry.......that was REALLY bad........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #16 March 25, 2005 ROFLMAO off at Dave! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 March 25, 2005 QuoteRight now there's about 300 guys going "shit, hope it ain't mine..." Nope. Plenty of them thinking, "Hmm. I'll get child support." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #18 March 25, 2005 Wasnt she supposed to be still a vrigin? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #19 March 25, 2005 Nah, I think she fessed up to that a while back, after banging Justin Timberflake...or was it kissing Madonna. There are so many caliber actions...I have a hard time keeping up.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #20 March 25, 2005 yay hooray!! lets throw her a baby shower or lets just throw up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #21 March 25, 2005 Due to her most recent condition, I hear she will have to cancell a few dates, but should be back on her knees in no time...hehe BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #22 March 25, 2005 Quote Wasnt she supposed to be still a vrigin? [Sly] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Oh, that was funny*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #23 March 25, 2005 I'm just wondering what "celebrity" name that poor baby will have, Apple?, Blanket?, Dweezel?. I'm guessing Whitrash would be the perfect candidate __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #24 March 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteScratch her from my list of possible kittens to kill. But now there will be Britney Pregnant Porn. Sorry.......that was REALLY bad........ Hey, i chuckled Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 March 25, 2005 QuoteDue to her most recent condition, I hear she will have to cancell a few dates, but should be back on her knees in no time...hehe Hey, better her than the other smoking, drinking, asthmatic white trailer trash - Tonya Harding... [Laugh]"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
